Poll of the Day > Bring one female video game character to life and marry her.

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Lokarin
07/04/17 12:45:29 AM
#51:


Someone with money, 'cuz I'm a super loyal puppy-dog
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wwinterj25
07/04/17 12:51:48 AM
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Lady(Devil May Cry 3).
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Violet_Blooded
07/04/17 1:00:09 AM
#53:


wwinterj25 posted...
Lady(Devil May Cry 3).

hey! she's mine!
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Steven010702
07/04/17 1:06:41 AM
#54:


Aqua, Kingdom Hearts
Honorable Mention: Stella, FF:Versus XIII
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wwinterj25
07/04/17 1:08:40 AM
#55:


Violet_Blooded posted...
hey! she's mine!


I don't mind sharing.
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KroganCharr
07/04/17 2:01:02 AM
#56:


Zeus posted...
Tomb Rater


I smell a genious game idea *steals*
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MrMelodramatic
07/04/17 2:03:07 AM
#57:


Kingdom Hearts Naminé
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KroganCharr
07/04/17 2:24:28 AM
#58:


MrMelodramatic posted...
Kingdom Hearts Naminé


dude that one needs a few years until you can talk about marriage
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hoggys2much99
07/04/17 3:18:01 AM
#59:


helIy posted...
llama croft is pretty hot tbh



@helly

Aw lookie here it is helly the guy that doesn't believe about 6 of us and the internet that LASER is an acronym for Light Amplification Stimulated Emission Radiation.

Still think that LASER isn't an acronym.

So you can't say anything about anyone else after that laugh riot comment in your LASER thread.

As for the topic my third choice would be her:

EbkDqHn

Thats the gorgeous Tina Armstrong.
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Ephamera
07/04/17 3:29:14 AM
#60:


Yuffie Kisaragi, life won't be boring with super active person around.
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hoggys2much99
07/04/17 3:36:28 AM
#61:


Dikitain posted...
Sorry I hurt your pretty little feelings there cutie pie. Want me to kiss your forehead and make the ouchies go away?



@Dikitain

Aww whats the matter diddums did I hurt your petty little feeling.

What's the matter can't accept the truth that you were so wrong that it was beyond laughable.

I see you still can't accept that Lara and Laura are two totally different names and have nothing to do with each other.

But then again this is something I should expect from someone that likes Assassin's Creed the worst franchise ever.

I will spell out her name for you it is L A R A C R O F T.

I dare you to go up to her and call here "Laura" and see what happens. I reckon you would get a 9mm Uzi shoved up somewhere.

This is what you should expect when Lara's and Tomb Raiders biggest fan is cruising the boards.


I do not want to make a 3 separate posts so I have to put this here.

I agree with the posters saying her:

IQkK7Mi

I also think Tifa is very attractive.

My other choice would be her:

mNYlxUX

That's Sarah Bryant from Virtua Fighter/Dead Or Alive.
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Muscle Buster
07/04/17 3:38:07 AM
#62:


Ivy from Soulcalibur IV.

Then we'd bring Hyrule Warriors!Zelda to life and make her our slave.
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donkeyjack
07/04/17 3:44:20 AM
#63:


Aya Brea but I'll one night her.
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Zeus
07/04/17 4:29:25 AM
#64:


helIy posted...
Zeus posted...
or Agrias Oaks,

BEoTmst

excuse me, but no

like, for the longest time, i thought agrias was a dude. she does not look feminine in game at all, and barely looks feminine in official art


There's a lot better art available. Otherwise, she's wearing ARMOR. For armor to be functional, it needs to be a little bulky. If I was less lazy, I'd illustrate this point by showing a photo of an elven chick wearing an armor-kini (ie, basically an armored bikini) where arrows have pierced her exposed cleavage because exposing a lot of skin in battle is fucking stupid.
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Dikitain
07/04/17 7:46:58 AM
#65:


hoggys2much99 posted...
Dikitain posted...
Sorry I hurt your pretty little feelings there cutie pie. Want me to kiss your forehead and make the ouchies go away?



@Dikitain

Aww whats the matter diddums did I hurt your petty little feeling.

What's the matter can't accept the truth that you were so wrong that it was beyond laughable.

I see you still can't accept that Lara and Laura are two totally different names and have nothing to do with each other.

But then again this is something I should expect from someone that likes Assassin's Creed the worst franchise ever.

I will spell out her name for you it is L A R A C R O F T.

I dare you to go up to her and call here "Laura" and see what happens. I reckon you would get a 9mm Uzi shoved up somewhere.

This is what you should expect when Lara's and Tomb Raiders biggest fan is cruising the boards.


I do not want to make a 3 separate posts so I have to put this here.

I agree with the posters saying her:

IQkK7Mi

I also think Tifa is very attractive.

My other choice would be her:

mNYlxUX

That's Sarah Bryant from Virtua Fighter/Dead Or Alive.

Yep, little snowflake is triggered. LOL!

And she is a fictional character so I doubt she would do anything if I called her Laura. But I am pretty sure if you went up to her she would just ignore you and go about murdering aboriginals because she wasn't programmed to acknowledge awkward flirting.

I also see you are stalking my My Games page, since I am in the middle of Assassin's Creed marathon and you think I "like" the series because of it, even though I have rated Tekken 7 (which I am also playing) higher by 3 points. Or that out of all the games I have rated in the stealth genre (Thief, Metal Gear Solid, Dishonored, etc.) I have rated it the worst. I mean, if you want to fuck me do some research first, I like my balls tickled before you just stick it in.
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Miroku_of_Nite1
07/04/17 8:04:36 AM
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hoggys2much99
07/04/17 8:30:43 AM
#67:


@Dikitain

Well I see you have a love affair with shit games.

It is no wonder you can't get Lara's name right since the names of amazing characters like her are beyond you since you love shit games.

TEKKEN! Totally crap game.

Do me a favour and go and Google Laura Croft and see what get. I'll tell you what you get Google laughing at you. Or go and E-mail Square Enix and Crystal Dynamics asking them about Laura Croft and they will just laugh at you.

Oh and it takes a special snowflake to know one right?

Oh and here is a pic of her signature to remember who she is:

cCbGx2T


As for the topic I would also marry her:

OPSxPd5

Jill Valentine from Resident Evil 5.
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Dikitain
07/04/17 9:23:52 AM
#68:


hoggys2much99 posted...
@Dikitain

Well I see you have a love affair with shit games.

It is no wonder you can't get Lara's name right since the names of amazing characters like her are beyond you since you love shit games.

TEKKEN! Totally crap game.

Do me a favour and go and Google Laura Croft and see what get. I'll tell you what you get Google laughing at you. Or go and E-mail Square Enix and Crystal Dynamics asking them about Laura Croft and they will just laugh at you.

Oh and it takes a special snowflake to know one right?

Oh and here is a pic of her signature to remember who she is:

cCbGx2T


As for the topic I would also marry her:

OPSxPd5

Jill Valentine from Resident Evil 5.

*Calls Tekken a crap game*

*Mentions Resident Evil 5*

Hehe...

Since it triggers you so much, I guess I will take my copy of Laura Croft, run it through Guildos, and enjoy some Laura Croft. All the while I will be staring at Laura Croft while she kills people in a Laura Croft way while her double pistols (Lora and Liara) cut through enemies like only a Laura Croft can.

...Laura Croft.
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gguirao
07/04/17 10:20:31 AM
#69:


Chun-Li.
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Katon
07/04/17 10:50:36 AM
#70:


Cammy from Street Fighter
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Zareth
07/04/17 11:16:36 AM
#71:


I don't know.
Most of my choices would probably make terrible wives.
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Sarcasthma
07/04/17 12:58:12 PM
#72:


hoggy did a great job fucking up this topic.
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helly
07/04/17 1:27:29 PM
#73:


hoggys2much99 posted...
helIy posted...
llama croft is pretty hot tbh



@helly

Aw lookie here it is helly the guy that doesn't believe about 6 of us and the internet that LASER is an acronym for Light Amplification Stimulated Emission Radiation.

Still think that LASER isn't an acronym.

So you can't say anything about anyone else after that laugh riot comment in your LASER thread.

As for the topic my third choice would be her:

Thats the gorgeous Tina Armstrong.


kek

you're still upset you got your ass kicked by a dictionary, I see
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InfestedAdam
07/04/17 1:54:26 PM
#74:


Does said female character maintain her personality and whatnot? It might be boring if it is like Skyrim where the personality of your wife change the moment you marry her. Or the opposite, not sure if I want do deal with the in-game personality of some characters. That being said, I would probably choose someone more down-to-earth. Maybe one of the Harvest Moon/Second Season characters.
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KroganCharr
07/04/17 2:22:12 PM
#75:


InfestedAdam posted...
That being said, I would probably choose someone more down-to-earth.


You can have anyone and you'd go for a regular person? There's enough of those in reality.
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helly
07/04/17 3:19:20 PM
#76:


KroganCharr posted...
InfestedAdam posted...
That being said, I would probably choose someone more down-to-earth.


You can have anyone and you'd go for a regular person? There's enough of those in reality.

honestly. if i had to pick between some goddess deity who could make anything happen at a whim

or a more regular person

i'd go with the regular person.

it would just be too much work to maintain a relationship with someone who can control the very fabric of reality
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JixHedgehog
07/04/17 3:35:30 PM
#77:


Isabelle ... <3
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Zeus
07/04/17 8:07:52 PM
#78:


Katon posted...
Cammy from Street Fighter


SF4 kinda ruined the character for me.

InfestedAdam posted...
Does said female character maintain her personality and whatnot? It might be boring if it is like Skyrim where the personality of your wife change the moment you marry her. Or the opposite, not sure if I want do deal with the in-game personality of some characters. That being said, I would probably choose someone more down-to-earth. Maybe one of the Harvest Moon/Second Season characters.


There are logistical reasons for that, though. Bethesda couldn't script and program countless dialog trees for every character, especially considering it's a more minor feature and there's too much variety.
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FrozenBananas
07/04/17 8:09:14 PM
#79:


I'm tempted to say Rise from Persona 4, but I don't know if she'd like me or not.

She loves being outside of the limelight and she's generally attracted to the quiet / little-known people, so I may have a chance
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Lokarin
07/04/17 8:12:49 PM
#80:


Help me find a Waifu
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InfestedAdam
07/04/17 8:25:01 PM
#81:


helly posted...
honestly. if i had to pick between some goddess deity who could make anything happen at a whim

or a more regular person

i'd go with the regular person.

it would just be too much work to maintain a relationship with someone who can control the very fabric of reality

More or less my thoughts. Some of these female characters are pretty badarse. Can any of us honestly think we can maintain such a relationship when the average person among us isn't exactly the most adventurous, fit, sharp, etc, etc. That's not to say none of us are like but rather the average person doesn't exactly live the life style of these female characters.
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Hop103
07/04/17 8:28:11 PM
#82:


https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CoTel6oUkAAxGCW.jpg

Yoshino Yorita
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KroganCharr
07/06/17 3:47:32 AM
#83:


InfestedAdam posted...
helly posted...
honestly. if i had to pick between some goddess deity who could make anything happen at a whim

or a more regular person

i'd go with the regular person.

it would just be too much work to maintain a relationship with someone who can control the very fabric of reality

More or less my thoughts. Some of these female characters are pretty badarse. Can any of us honestly think we can maintain such a relationship when the average person among us isn't exactly the most adventurous, fit, sharp, etc, etc. That's not to say none of us are like but rather the average person doesn't exactly live the life style of these female characters.


Doesn't have to be a magician or full-blooded warrior. I simply thought of characters who are not average human beings. My choice for example, Leliana from Dragon Age, is skilled in many things, has a brilliant mind AND desires a more quiet, peaceful lifestyle.

I share your concerns and certainly couldn't see a relationship with Lara Croft or Bayonetta working very well.
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DarkKirby2500
07/06/17 4:17:40 AM
#84:


Does this character have to originate from a game or just be in a game?
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Smarkil
07/06/17 1:06:25 PM
#85:


I think I would go with the current version of Laura Croft.
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Peterass
07/06/17 1:18:29 PM
#86:


Miranda Lawson from Mass Effect
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slacker03150
07/06/17 1:35:13 PM
#87:


Zatanna from one of the dc games. Even if the marriage doesn't work out if we can end it on friendly terms where she would be ok with granting the occasional favour it would end well.
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KroganCharr
07/06/17 7:05:41 PM
#88:


Smarkil posted...
I think I would go with the current version of Laura Croft.


New Laura is basically just Catnip from The Hungarian Games
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GetMagnaCarter
07/08/17 6:36:14 AM
#89:


Xiuying Hong (Shenmue 2)
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AllstarSniper32
07/08/17 7:00:17 AM
#90:


Ayane from DOA of course!!!

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FatalAccident
07/08/17 7:12:33 AM
#91:


Kimbos_Egg posted...
Makoto

he said female
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