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Kelystic
07/03/17 3:53:10 AM
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1 billion $ but you have to move to and stay permanently in a random country


1 billion $ but you have to move to and stay permanently in a random country for the rest of your live.

-exiting the country's boundaries = instant death
-attempt to create and exploit a loophole regarding the above rule = instant death

Use this to determine the random country.
https://www.randomlists.com/random-country

Set the quantity to 1 and then click refresh. There's your random country.

You can reroll but the payout will be reduced by 30%. You can only reroll once.
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DesuDeku
07/03/17 3:53:48 AM
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No thanks.
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Back_Stabbath
07/03/17 3:54:50 AM
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Guess I'm a billionaire in Egypt. Cairo doesn't look so bad, all good.
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Ilishe
07/03/17 3:54:56 AM
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No. Knowing my luck I'd get subsaharan hell or Muslim terror state.
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WafflehouseJK
07/03/17 3:57:53 AM
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Rolled the first time and got Guinea, which didn't seem that great.

Took the reroll and got Belize, and I could probably live with that, seems decent.
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MabusIncarnate
07/03/17 4:12:53 AM
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Deal. I think people always anticipate the worst case Ontario.

There are pretty much more good options of countries to move to than bad. Even the worst of the worst have some kind of capital that isn't a completely shitty existence, where their government is run and whatnot. It's not like if I got Ethiopia that i'd be living in the outback among kangaroos and tazmanian devils.
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thrashmetal14
07/03/17 4:14:26 AM
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Said yes. Got Norway.

Gimme my billion TC. Im ready to go to Norway
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MabusIncarnate
07/03/17 4:16:28 AM
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I did the generator thing and got Malawi. What the fuck is a Malawi? I never heard of this place.

2nd and 3rd place results just for fun

Ireland
Ecuador

Billions to spend on Irish beer for the rest of my life? Paint me fucking green!
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TheDoctorIsln
07/03/17 4:21:06 AM
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WafflehouseJK
07/03/17 4:21:46 AM
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I'm upset, my third roll would have been Poland, that would have been A-OK with me.
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King Rial
07/03/17 4:23:01 AM
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I got Denmark. Deal.
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Kelystic
07/03/17 4:23:47 AM
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You are suppose to accept the deal before rolling, not the other way round.
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DesuDeku
07/03/17 4:24:04 AM
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I rolled and got Panama. It looks beautiful. I kinda regret voting no.
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Pitlord_Special
07/03/17 4:28:18 AM
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Rolled South Korea

Now I'm stuck playing video games and listening to k-pop the rest of my life (aka nothing has changed)
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Kelystic
07/03/17 4:29:08 AM
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Pitlord_Special posted...
Rolled South Korea

Now I'm stuck playing video games and listening to k-pop the rest of my life (aka nothing has changed)

lucky you, could have gotten the worse korea
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iron jojo
07/03/17 4:31:28 AM
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Croatia
I think I could manage.
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WafflehouseJK
07/03/17 4:36:38 AM
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I decided to play again for fun, and got Kiribati:
http://ngm.nationalgeographic.com/2015/11/climate-change/kiribati/img/02-tarawa-aerial-2048.jpg

Fuck that.
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Hey
07/03/17 4:37:22 AM
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Billionaire in Monaco. Well, one of a thousand.
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Shotgunnova
07/03/17 4:37:37 AM
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xCHPfp7

Bestow $1B unto me, comrade.
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Kelystic
07/03/17 4:37:53 AM
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WafflehouseJK posted...
I decided to play again for fun, and got Kiribati:
http://ngm.nationalgeographic.com/2015/11/climate-change/kiribati/img/02-tarawa-aerial-2048.jpg

Fuck that.

that looks like the planet where the final battle take place in Rogue One
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WafflehouseJK
07/03/17 4:38:56 AM
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Kelystic posted...
WafflehouseJK posted...
I decided to play again for fun, and got Kiribati:
http://ngm.nationalgeographic.com/2015/11/climate-change/kiribati/img/02-tarawa-aerial-2048.jpg

Fuck that.

that looks like the planet where the final battle take place in Rogue One

It really does.
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tamashii
07/03/17 4:40:59 AM
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Looks like I'm moving to Yemen.
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Sphyx
07/03/17 4:44:08 AM
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Iceland?

I'd seriously consider it, and not entirely for the money.
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the_cajun88
07/03/17 4:47:05 AM
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Kelystic posted...
You are suppose to accept the deal before rolling, not the other way round.


Doesn't matter at all since this is a hypothetical situation to begin with.
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YamaChan
07/03/17 4:47:29 AM
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I took the deal and got mother fucking JAPAN.

YES!
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hockeybub89
07/03/17 4:48:13 AM
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the_cajun88
07/03/17 4:48:48 AM
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Also got Brazil on my first roll.

I'd love to live in Sao Paulo as a billionaire.
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K181
07/03/17 4:58:34 AM
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Yes.

Montenegro

I'll take it.
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fuzzylittlbunny
07/03/17 4:59:46 AM
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Yeah, I bet I could fly in pretty much anything I want. Let's see where I would end up :3

I know absolutely nothing about Qatar, but the cities seem nice enough.
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Vultis_Zales
07/03/17 5:00:00 AM
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Wales

Go Me
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cellus523
07/03/17 5:15:51 AM
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Eritrea, Africa i have no clue where that is but ill assume they're okay with rich black people.
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UnholyMudcrab
07/03/17 5:18:16 AM
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No, because chances are it's going to be some really poor African or Asian country
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Kelystic
07/03/17 5:19:28 AM
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UnholyMudcrab posted...
No, because chances are it's going to be some really poor African or Asian country


i rolled for you and got Swaziland (Africa) lol
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UnholyMudcrab
07/03/17 5:20:35 AM
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creativeme
07/03/17 5:35:36 AM
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no deal since chances are i'll be in some poor country and probably get robbed.

i got Dominican republic so i guess i could try to convince the country to join the USA <_<
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BalisticWarri0r
07/03/17 5:38:59 AM
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Congo.

Fuck.
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stoltenberg11
07/03/17 5:42:47 AM
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the_cajun88 posted...
Also got Brazil on my first roll.

I'd love to live in Sao Paulo as a billionaire.

Guess ill be joining you lol
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SuperVegito2487
07/03/17 5:42:49 AM
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1st shot gambia

2nd costa rica.

both are worse than where i currently am... hell of a lot of money but no chance in hell
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randomdude360
07/03/17 5:53:09 AM
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For $1 Billion in cold hard cash you could probably take absolute power in some of the smaller, poorer countries like Congo. Thats enough money to create a military on the spot that would badly outclass what they have going on. Whats not to love about waging a one-man war on a failed state and then becoming a despot?
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_SecretSquirrel
07/03/17 5:58:08 AM
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New Zealand on first shot. Yeah, this one is a no brainer.
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kislev
07/03/17 6:31:26 AM
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I got Brazil
Billion dollars
Hot brazalian girls
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Looked gf
07/03/17 6:33:22 AM
#42:


Australia

sure why not
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DD Divine
07/03/17 6:42:13 AM
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Tuvalu
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Ilishe
07/03/17 7:06:34 AM
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iron jojo posted...
Croatia
I think I could manage.


Dude I got fucking Senegal, thankfully voted no.

You got the best Mediterranean country. Hell, you got an EU member state, can't really go wrong with those. The only problem is that Croatia, while stunningly beautiful, is a small country with a very corrupt government.
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Ilishe
07/03/17 7:09:06 AM
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fuzzylittlbunny posted...
Yeah, I bet I could fly in pretty much anything I want. Let's see where I would end up :3

I know absolutely nothing about Qatar, but the cities seem nice enough.


Seriously?

Qatar is one of the most advanced nations on Earth, despite being a barbaric Muslim terror state. You could own slaves there. The downside is that one billion USD isn't a terribly impressive amount of money in Qatar.
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Kelystic
07/03/17 7:11:01 AM
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Qatar is Clock Boy's home
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eneskar
07/03/17 7:12:16 AM
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Got Gambia, and said nope and rerolled. Got Switzerland, so sure. Give me my money.
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Raavyn
07/03/17 7:16:20 AM
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Voted yes, and got Canada.

Absolutely.
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itachi15243
07/03/17 7:22:02 AM
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England.

Sounds good
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fuzzylittlbunny
07/03/17 7:40:20 AM
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Ilishe posted...
fuzzylittlbunny posted...
Yeah, I bet I could fly in pretty much anything I want. Let's see where I would end up :3

I know absolutely nothing about Qatar, but the cities seem nice enough.


Seriously?

Qatar is one of the most advanced nations on Earth, despite being a barbaric Muslim terror state. You could own slaves there. The downside is that one billion USD isn't a terribly impressive amount of money in Qatar.

Yeah, I'm not really familiar with the middle east.
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