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dirtycommunist
07/03/17 9:37:04 PM
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Fuck yeah I would. Then I'd use a measly 80k of that to pay off my grad school loans, use the rest to start a global development fund.A very well resourced one.
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Questionmarktarius
07/03/17 9:39:37 PM
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Dash_Harber posted...
What about bows, crossbows and other non-explosive ordinance? What about explosive arrows or bolts? What about missiles, rockets, and mounted weaponry?

What about just throwing a rock?
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Dash_Harber
07/03/17 9:52:15 PM
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Questionmarktarius posted...
Dash_Harber posted...
What about bows, crossbows and other non-explosive ordinance? What about explosive arrows or bolts? What about missiles, rockets, and mounted weaponry?

What about just throwing a rock?


Well, if I challenged you to a fight and you were given a rock and I was given a crossbow, you probably wouldn't think it was too fair. Unless the rock was the size of Cleveland or something, but I think you both know that is not what I meant.
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Kitt
07/03/17 9:54:32 PM
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eston posted...
What's the downside?

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Mistere Man
07/03/17 10:42:43 PM
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Gamer99z
07/03/17 10:44:30 PM
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Solar_Crimson posted...
Additionally, everyone will know that it was you who caused this.

So $100 billion but I die?

Deal I guess.
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Sphyx
07/04/17 2:59:13 AM
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Worth it, just to fuck with gun nuts.
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BalloonBattle05
07/04/17 10:51:12 AM
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eston posted...
edededdy posted...
eston posted...
What's the downside?

the crazy gun nuts who will hunt you down for getting rid of their guns

I doubt I would even hear their cries of anguish from inside my solid gold castle

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faizan_faizan
07/04/17 10:55:42 AM
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Only gun freak 'freedom' whackos would disapprove of this.
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Wutobliteration
07/04/17 11:02:32 AM
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faizan_faizan posted...
Only Americans would disapprove of this.


corrected that for ya
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ThyCorndog
07/04/17 11:04:49 AM
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uwnim posted...
Deal, I can literally build a fort and hire people to protect me from the gun nuts.

This and then use my resources to take over the world since there's no guns to stop me
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teepan95
07/04/17 11:09:21 AM
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StarReaper13
07/04/17 11:11:57 AM
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Could I go to the UN and ask for permanent sanctuary for doing that?
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paladin_man
07/04/17 11:23:38 AM
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I'd imagine we would start seeing missiles and nukes coming into play if powerful nations couldn't use guns.

This would also trigger China, Russia, and North Korea.

I would end up living the rest of my life in fear.

No deal.
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Gamer99z
07/04/17 12:54:34 PM
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ThyCorndog posted...
uwnim posted...
Deal, I can literally build a fort and hire people to protect me from the gun nuts.

This and then use my resources to take over the world since there's no guns to stop me

Lol the government would just find out where you are and drone strike your ass off the face of the Earth if you tried to take over anything. Assuming some gun nuts didn't kill you first.
It's not like you could hire security with guns or anything, the best you could do is just try to get a bunch if big mother fuckers and arm them with regular weapons but it doesn't matter how big someone is if you've got a mod coming to lynch your ass, plus you'd already have people coming coming for you as soon as you made the deal and before you could even try to hire people to defend you, you'd have to be running like a bitch trying to talk people down by saying you'll pay them not to beat your ass or kill you.

Nevermind the fact that in the care of global conflicts people would either have to go back to the middle ages fighting with swords and shit or countries would get more trigger happy with their misses, bombs, and nukes.
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Pitlord_Special
07/04/17 1:03:45 PM
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I take the deal and immediately start driving for California with the plan of buying a yacht and a ton of supplies and waiting out the outrage alone at sea
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GiftedACIII
07/04/17 9:45:34 PM
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Tazers still exist though right
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