Board 8 > Mercenaries Draft Week 9 Wartime: Systematic Chaos

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Yogg demands 14 abilities. 14 out of how many are in the open pool?

Dozens
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Harth Harth Revolution
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Webspinner: A random 1-2 upkeep beast merc from the unbought pool is selected for you to be able to use this week, with it not taking up a roster slot. It cannot use any non-passive abilities.

Use/Hold?
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BROCK

LESNAR

Caps
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Oh snap gimme a sec to look
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Hold. We'll just save that for a rainy day

Jackpot! Lightning goes down like a tree struck by lightning!

Kahn points at Lilith! You will die mortal!

Cloud throws himself in front of the deadly taunt! Oh no!

Kahn points at Lilith! You weak pathetic fool!

Done
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you know, the funny thing is i limited it to the unbought pool... because we'd have a handy list on the wiki.

LOL
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shoulda just made it all mercs!
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I mean in normal mercs "unbought pool" is like twenty dudes tops and it's updated every peace!
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My friends are what makes me strong! Riku! Let's do this!

Done. Match will take place on Traverse Town!
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No abilities to use for the Rock-Men. Done. Match takes place at Wily's fort, rostering everyone.
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Iji selects Health, Attack, Crack, Tasen and Komato for her custom.

How could we lose? OUR Velvet has a bionic arm! (Right hand)

Done. Roster Eggman, Spencer, Bionic Velvet, Iji and Cielo. Terrain will be the Death Egg. Let's kick some ass!
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Roster for Boko's match is Sora + Riku, Ryu H, Duke and Jensen BTW. Let's go!
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@Johnbobb

There was an error with Doomguy's ability calculations. Potemkin is alive and well and Bubbly Clouds is not destroyed. You may redo your ability phase and rosters if you so wish, starting now. You have 24 hours.
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Id, Sephiroth and Sigma vs. Diablo, Bass (+ Seraphim), Lucina and Vanille (+ Hecatoncheir).

Terrains: Zero Space 3 (24 GP) vs. Oerba Village (10 + 3 GP). Match takes place on Zero Space 3.
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Ppl downplay both id and seph so good night sweet prince.
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0-4 record
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JC I got a roster in don't worry

probably will be out of communication for the next few hours
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Oh wait nvm lol
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greengravy294 posted...

0-4 record

0-4ever
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*thumbs up emoji*
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KanzarisKelshen posted...

@Johnbobb

There was an error with Doomguy's ability calculations. Potemkin is alive and well and Bubbly Clouds is not destroyed. You may redo your ability phase and rosters if you so wish, starting now. You have 24 hours.

Ability phase is the same

Resubmitting rosters now
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Raiden vs Dizzy.

Terrains: Shell 2 (0 GP) vs. Grove (NO BID). Match takes place on Shell 2.
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Mega Man & Doomguy (+ BUNGLING Nightmare Geese) vs. Potemkin, Kirby, Sonic and Booker.

Terrains: Robot Museum (10 GP) vs. Bubbly Clouds (0 + 3 GP). Match takes place on Robot Museum.

Rolling Yogg shortly.
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Yogg Abilities:

Booker randomly goes on a fishing trip to find Froggy (Big 1).

TOASTY! (Scorp 3, does nothing)

Celes becomes UH OH! BIG! (Rosalina 1)

Celes void prisons idgaf not rostered don't care (Zeratul 1)

Celes fancies a game of Hearthstone and rolls Mind Control Tech. Use/Hold? (Toad 2)

Waiting on Tom to answer. Five yoggs done.
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KanzarisKelshen posted...

Booker randomly goes on a fishing trip to find Froggy (Big 1).

fuuuuuuuuck
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Johnbobb vs Tom is FROZEN.

Spoilers guys, Harth is not coming back to mercs ever again for as long as I have any sort of administrative power
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https://youtu.be/0QS-rmta13Y?t=3s
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it's so beautiful
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well I guess this means yogg won't be his own ps
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wow the intent was for random (rostered) mercs to perform the actions too

guess i need to clarify this for the next mercs
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also if thats toads ability isn't the choice of stock or hold randomized
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X_Dante_X posted...

wow the intent was for random (rostered) mercs to perform the actions too

guess i need to clarify this for the next mercs

perfect

im glad this was omitted actually
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that's actually how I assumed it worked although that is indeed not how it was written

so now like 2/3 of it gets to fizzle because I finally got Harth detached from MM~~~
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X_Dante_X posted...

also if thats toads ability isn't the choice of stock or hold randomized

...You know, I think you're right
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Toad randomly chooses to Hold!

Tom vs Johnbobb is officially UNFROZEN WITH NO RULING, GET DUNKED (with admin boldtext to make it official)

Thank you Dante

Yogg resumes now!
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good thing we froze I wouldn't want to time out my post-roster phase!
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i would say you're welcome but i'm not sure that means anything right now
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DIE PIG!

thats what it meanz
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Yoggs resume, currently at 5.

Die, Pig! Celes KOs and injures Doomguy to KO Sonic! (Luca Blight 1)

Celes is faster than Lightning! She challenges Kirby to keep up. (This will be the seconds post for her.)
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Can you keep up, Kirby? (Kirby's post is this one)
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Kirby fails to keep up and will spend the first 30 seconds of battle extremely dizzy and nauseous.

Currently at 7 yoggs.
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outstanding
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Celes decides to raise her APM! Kirby's Suck It Up is redirected to her! (D.Va 2)

Celes fires off a Fury Shot! lmao rolling it this is a sob (Rudy 1)

RHO AIAS! IT DOES NOTHING! (Archer 2)

Celes drags out a karaoke machine. It's a night of pure love in Kamurocho! (which does nothing too, OWNED NERD) (Kiryu 2)

Celes wouldn't know which way to lead if she had a map! And apparently she doesn't know how to use abilities either. (Lost Vikings 1)

Final tally of effects that actually apply: Suck It Up is redirected to Celes, Kirby is nauseous and dizzy for 30 secs, Doomguy got owned as did Sanic, Celes is big. That's it!
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the rest was incredibly disappointing sorry onlookers
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damnit
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I am not following why Vikings fizzle. Pre-battle (or peace) timing, and the assist isn't optional.
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Tom Bombadil posted...

I am not following why Vikings fizzle. Pre-battle (or peace) timing, and the assist isn't optional.

Because due to a spiteful anticheese ruling from @MajinZidane trying to use Lightning 'wrong', @Luis_Sera89 (I think it was Luis?) said Wouldn't Know Which Way To Lead doesn't work if you don't have Norse Force. And you don't have it.
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Fair enough I guess :\

should've maybe gone on that page though!
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