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Rob Cesternino
07/13/17 4:59:48 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LBBrSSyp7_M

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Rob Cesternino
07/13/17 6:03:30 PM
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What's his username?
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DezCaughtIt
07/13/17 6:04:26 PM
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Here's his YouTube

https://m.youtube.com/user/iamskippy

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DezCaughtIt
07/13/17 6:06:41 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6NAy4eUhWME


Charlie Day in the background like "Fuck this shit"
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billcom6
07/13/17 6:13:29 PM
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Hes such a happy guy though.
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DezCaughtIt
07/13/17 6:13:58 PM
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billcom6 posted...
Hes such a happy guy though.

He's been spiraling downward for the last year or so

Y'all probably think I'm weird as fuck but skippy is my favorite source of cringe
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SpoiltTrouser
07/13/17 6:14:30 PM
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I would just become gay if I were him
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Gojak_v3
07/13/17 6:19:12 PM
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I mean good for him. You gotta start somewhere. Obviously if yer a turbovirgin the first date will be awkward. He's at least on the path to putting his D is a V (for about 5 second before he loses it). I mean that chick is pretty good looking, so props.
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faizan_faizan
07/13/17 6:20:38 PM
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billcom6 posted...
Hes such a happy guy though.

Lmao, these 'but he's happy!!!11111' comments are always hilarious.
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DezCaughtIt
07/13/17 6:22:37 PM
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Gojak_v3 posted...
I mean good for him. You gotta start somewhere. Obviously if yer a turbovirgin the first date will be awkward. He's at least on the path to putting his D is a V (for about 5 second before he loses it). I mean that chick is pretty good looking, so props.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xopAwVYlivw

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ArchiePeck
07/13/17 6:25:12 PM
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34? Like, seriously that's got to warp you slightly.
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WaterLink
07/13/17 6:35:31 PM
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At least he puts forth effort. I mean he's pretty cringey​ I'll admit but I mean he's got some quirks that gets laughs from girls at least. The whole T-shirt idea could go places if he didn't make them all about him specifically.

He kinda comes on too strong and seems desperate at critical times too, you don't want to make it seem like one particular girl is your only option because then she'll wonder why she's the only one going after you. Not gonna lie, being friendzoned sucks at first, but if you continue just being friends and then make another friend that's a girl and introduce the two...then you got some chances because then they both know they might not just be able to put you on the back burner anymore.
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BlackHorse6969
07/13/17 6:41:19 PM
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isnt skippy a CEman?
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DezCaughtIt
07/13/17 6:43:09 PM
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BlackHorse6969 posted...
isnt skippy a CEman?

Is he really?!
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BlackHorse6969
07/13/17 6:45:37 PM
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DezCaughtIt posted...
BlackHorse6969 posted...
isnt skippy a CEman?

Is he really?!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xopAwVYlivw


i could have sworn he was
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cjsdowg
07/13/17 6:46:46 PM
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It is sad, he seems like an okay fellow. Someone just needs to teach him out to act around girls. I mean friend , a uncle someone.

I would never tell anyone to CHANGE who they are for someone, but they can tone some things down.(with out taking out of his life).
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Inferno Dive Dragoon
07/13/17 6:52:21 PM
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Eh, he's trying at least.

I'm a 33 year old virgin and I know I would never bother with this sort of thing.
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cjsdowg
07/13/17 6:55:12 PM
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Inferno Dive Dragoon posted...
Eh, he's trying at least.

I'm a 33 year old virgin and I know I would never bother with this sort of thing.


Why not ?
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Sojy
07/13/17 6:58:24 PM
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Rob Cesternino posted...
What's his username?

He's not angry enough to be one of us.
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Stick_1_2_3
07/13/17 7:17:31 PM
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Ok?
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Caution999
07/13/17 7:35:53 PM
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He's like 38 or 39 now
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Weezy_Tha_Don
07/13/17 7:39:20 PM
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Sojy posted...
Rob Cesternino posted...
What's his username?

He's not angry enough to be one of us.


one of us. one of us.
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KogaSteelfang
07/13/17 7:39:37 PM
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ArchiePeck posted...
34? Like, seriously that's got to warp you slightly.

I turn 34 in 2 months.
>_<
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Capn Circus
07/13/17 7:53:44 PM
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The video in OP has to be fake. There's no way he literally had the first date in a basement and begged for a kiss at the end. Has to be fake.
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DezCaughtIt
07/13/17 8:10:14 PM
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Capn Circus posted...
The video in OP has to be fake. There's no way he literally had the first date in a basement and begged for a kiss at the end. Has to be fake.

It's not

It's real
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Trumpo
07/13/17 8:22:21 PM
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creativeme
07/13/17 9:02:53 PM
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at least he's trying. he could land some ugly chick. he seems all happy at least.
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awesome999
07/13/17 9:04:07 PM
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Well he has the balls to ask a girl to dance and ask another out on a date

That alone gets him farther than me
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ChainedRedone
07/13/17 9:05:27 PM
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He's a cemen right?
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Howl
07/13/17 9:20:38 PM
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Rob Cesternino posted...
What's his username?


Rob Casternino
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E32005
07/13/17 9:23:35 PM
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I can't watch these, too much cringe.
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Villain
07/13/17 9:29:43 PM
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imagine how powerful his wizardry must be tho
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Cornmuffins
07/13/17 9:34:07 PM
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DezCaughtIt posted...
BlackHorse6969 posted...
isnt skippy a CEman?

Is he really?!


No
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Villain
07/13/17 9:34:55 PM
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He was tho.

Back in 2000 or so
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SwordMaster13X
07/13/17 9:36:12 PM
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Caution999 posted...
He's like 38 or 39 now


Yea I was about to say to that. I remember seeing this a couple of years ago.

Does anyone know if he made any progress now?
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WizardPowers
07/13/17 9:36:38 PM
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damn this is an extra bad case

At least with CEmen they probably only talk about their virginity while anonymous. This guy agree to humiliate himself in front of the world.

That's an extreme lack of social awareness
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Deadpool_18
07/13/17 9:38:12 PM
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Couldn't get past Wing-Mum
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CobraShuttle
07/13/17 9:53:14 PM
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ChainedRedone posted...
He's a cemen right?


Yes. A mod in fact.
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moose_knuckle
07/13/17 9:54:09 PM
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CobraShuttle posted...
ChainedRedone posted...
He's a cemen right?


Yes. A mod in fact.


Has to be.
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DezCaughtIt
07/13/17 10:01:07 PM
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Y'all should check out his YouTube

It even has celebrity cringe since he's a self proclaimed celebrity connoisseur
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Pastryarchy
07/16/17 5:29:06 AM
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SpoiltTrouser posted...
I would just become gay if I were him

It would up your chances.

Whole sub genre dedicated to hotties satisfying their awkward geek fetish.
The geeky guy has to be adorably awkward and academically or scientifically smart though.

There's actually a ton of beefcake jocks and other hot guys who secretly want to bang a male nerd like the cast of Big Bang Theory. It's because one of their first crushes in their teens was a geek and they didn't get to see it through. It's actually similar to why a number of hot women seek out geeky husbands.
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DeroIin
07/16/17 6:06:15 AM
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Lol wtf
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emblem boy
07/16/17 7:26:05 AM
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I remember watching these episodes quite a few years ago.
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Choco
07/16/17 7:53:41 AM
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Pastryarchy posted...
SpoiltTrouser posted...
I would just become gay if I were him

It would up your chances.

Whole sub genre dedicated to hotties satisfying their awkward geek fetish.
The geeky guy has to be adorably awkward and academically or scientifically smart though.

There's actually a ton of beefcake jocks and other hot guys who secretly want to bang a male nerd like the cast of Big Bang Theory. It's because one of their first crushes in their teens was a geek and they didn't get to see it through. It's actually similar to why a number of hot women seek out geeky husbands.

dude don't get my hopes up
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CurzonDax
07/16/17 9:18:45 AM
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I'm 28 and didnt lose my virginity till I was 22 and or a woman who will soon be my wife. I'm not unattractive either. Though that guy is a complete and total asshole. Everything he says is all about him.
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HellsingOrg
07/16/17 9:30:17 AM
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Honestly at that age you might be gay and in denial if women haven't worked for you.
I remember this guy being all frustrated about women but then when we all brought up he was kinda gay its like a light switch went out and a few weeks later he came out of the closet and went on dates with guys successfully

EDIT oh and he is Mormon? explains it a lot of mormon guys are really in denial and in the closet its sad :(
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CurzonDax
07/16/17 9:33:04 AM
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Godnorgosh posted...
CurzonDax posted...
I'm 28 and didnt lose my virginity till I was 22 and or a woman who will soon be my wife. I'm not unattractive either. Though that guy is a complete and total asshole. Everything he says is all about him.


I think he doesn't realize how it comes off, though. He seems to lack any sense of self-awareness.


He's a grade ego asshole. Wouldn't be surprised if he turned abusive towards a potential lover.
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Neoconkers
07/16/17 9:33:31 AM
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this is like making fun of a fat guy at the gym, you gotta start somewhere
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