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I Like Toast
07/14/17 12:55:55 PM
#1:


Take the money



You cannot drive any other car. You can't uber or cab or other services or have anyone else drive you. You can not ride a bike or anything outside of general exercise.

You'll have a vanity plate that says luvmypt
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Gorbachev
07/14/17 12:56:31 PM
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I'll take the money.
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chill02
07/14/17 12:57:04 PM
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can I upgrade the engine and interiors
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ToonLinkWithGun
07/14/17 12:57:12 PM
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Deal. I have the coolest looking pt cruiser ever
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Gamer99z
07/14/17 12:58:09 PM
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Deal, I'll just have the car completely modded and changed where the only thing original about it is the platform.
Still a PT Cruiser
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voldothegr8
07/14/17 12:58:59 PM
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This is legit tough. Though I've never driven a PT Cruiser, I have driven a HHR, it was miserable and terrifying.
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Kanaya413
07/14/17 12:59:20 PM
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Can't drive so this was easy anyway
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Shin Kudo
07/14/17 12:59:22 PM
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chill02 posted...
can I upgrade the engine and interiors

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chill02
07/14/17 12:59:45 PM
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I can get rid of the roof and pretend it's a poor man's Prowler
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Romulox28
07/14/17 12:59:45 PM
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could be worse, could be a Chevy HHR
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I Like Toast
07/14/17 12:59:56 PM
#11:


chill02 posted...
can I upgrade the engine and interiors

No. No tinting the windows so people can't see you either
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specialkid8
07/14/17 1:00:08 PM
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Wait, so I can never ride with anyone else ever? That's just inconvenient.
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RockRapDubstep
07/14/17 1:02:20 PM
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Kanaya413 posted...
Can't drive so this was easy anyway

That makes it harder because the OP states you can't bike or have anyone else drive you, use an Uber, taxi, etc.
So it's basically a million dollars but you can only travel by foot now.
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chill02
07/14/17 1:03:30 PM
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what happens when the PT Cruiser bites the dust (i.e. 4 or 5 years from now with regular maintenance)
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I Like Toast
07/14/17 1:06:42 PM
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specialkid8 posted...
Wait, so I can never ride with anyone else ever? That's just inconvenient.

Yup, you can give them a ride but they can't give you a ride.

chill02 posted...
what happens when the PT Cruiser bites the dust (i.e. 4 or 5 years from now with regular maintenance)

You'll get a new pt
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Gorbachev
07/14/17 1:16:15 PM
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I Like Toast posted...
You'll get a new pt

So a million dollars and a new car each time?
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MasterGakke
07/14/17 1:17:00 PM
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Seriously not worth it.
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daftpunk_mk5
07/14/17 1:18:16 PM
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Nope. I'm looking at $6-8 million lifetime income, and driving to work and back is going to be some of the only alone time I get. Would want to enjoy it.
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Giant_Aspirin
07/14/17 1:44:37 PM
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do i get lifetime free repairs on it? because once that car gets to be like 20 years old, the $1m will go fast on fixing the POS

edit: chill asked a similar question.

yup, I'd do it, then. $1M on top of what I have already saved would allow me to retire comfortably and never work again. WORTH IT
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Super Saiyan 3 Goku
07/14/17 2:23:03 PM
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I'm not driving a PT Cruiser for a million bucks, so a resounding hell no to that.
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daftpunk_mk5
07/15/17 8:35:16 AM
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Giant_Aspirin posted...
do i get lifetime free repairs on it? because once that car gets to be like 20 years old, the $1m will go fast on fixing the POS

edit: chill asked a similar question.

yup, I'd do it, then. $1M on top of what I have already saved would allow me to retire comfortably and never work again. WORTH IT


$1m is not enough to retire comfortably by any stretch of the imagination.
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Duncanwii
07/15/17 8:37:44 AM
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So once gas cars become phased out and all vehicles are electric what would you do?
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Shotgunnova
07/15/17 9:07:47 AM
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Bestow $1M unto me, comrade.
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stone
07/15/17 9:15:17 AM
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Aside from the ridiculousness of not being able to get a ride from anyone else ever, sure why not.
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Villain
07/15/17 9:16:32 AM
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Am I allowed to drive the PT to a bus stop if I'm headed into NYC?

You usually use public transport if you're heading in and out of the city to get where you need to go.
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chill02
07/15/17 11:27:38 AM
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daftpunk_mk5 posted...
Giant_Aspirin posted...
do i get lifetime free repairs on it? because once that car gets to be like 20 years old, the $1m will go fast on fixing the POS

edit: chill asked a similar question.

yup, I'd do it, then. $1M on top of what I have already saved would allow me to retire comfortably and never work again. WORTH IT


$1m is not enough to retire comfortably by any stretch of the imagination.


Giant_Aspirin posted...
$1M on top of what I have already saved

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Gen_Lee_Enfield
07/15/17 11:32:22 AM
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No deal. If I'm gonna drive something that looks like a hearse I'll drive an actual hearse.
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gamepimp12
07/15/17 11:37:43 AM
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The basic inability to travel is the most annoying part and why I wouldn't do it
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I Like Toast
07/15/17 1:03:27 PM
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Villain posted...
Am I allowed to drive the PT to a bus stop if I'm headed into NYC?

You usually use public transport if you're heading in and out of the city to get where you need to go.

No transit, deal with the hell of city driving in your pt
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Cornmuffins
07/15/17 1:07:47 PM
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legally I'm not allowed to drive anymore, so no thanks
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uwnim
07/15/17 1:08:29 PM
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I've driven one before. Wasn't that bad. Only annoying thing is no one else can drive me places.

Will rental car places have a PT available for me if I fly somewhere?
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I Like Toast
07/15/17 1:14:53 PM
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uwnim posted...
Will rental car places have a PT available for me if I fly somewhere

Yes
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Sada_Pop
07/15/17 1:49:32 PM
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daftpunk_mk5 posted...
Giant_Aspirin posted...
do i get lifetime free repairs on it? because once that car gets to be like 20 years old, the $1m will go fast on fixing the POS

edit: chill asked a similar question.

yup, I'd do it, then. $1M on top of what I have already saved would allow me to retire comfortably and never work again. WORTH IT


$1m is not enough to retire comfortably by any stretch of the imagination.


Making a lot of assumptions here
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Fossil
07/15/17 1:58:00 PM
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As atrocious as the car looks, the turbocharged model has the same engine as the SRT-4. You could get some nice performance out of it with modifications.
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Damn_Underscore
07/15/17 2:01:46 PM
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That car is ugly but who cares. Money absolutely worth it
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The Wheelman1
07/15/17 2:17:20 PM
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Hell yeah. I'm not going to miss out on all that money just because I don't want to drive a crappy car.
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daftpunk_mk5
07/15/17 5:11:01 PM
#37:


chill02 posted...
daftpunk_mk5 posted...
Giant_Aspirin posted...
do i get lifetime free repairs on it? because once that car gets to be like 20 years old, the $1m will go fast on fixing the POS

edit: chill asked a similar question.

yup, I'd do it, then. $1M on top of what I have already saved would allow me to retire comfortably and never work again. WORTH IT


$1m is not enough to retire comfortably by any stretch of the imagination.


Giant_Aspirin posted...
$1M on top of what I have already saved


How many millions do you have saved?
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daftpunk_mk5
07/15/17 5:14:13 PM
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Sada_Pop posted...
daftpunk_mk5 posted...
Giant_Aspirin posted...
do i get lifetime free repairs on it? because once that car gets to be like 20 years old, the $1m will go fast on fixing the POS

edit: chill asked a similar question.

yup, I'd do it, then. $1M on top of what I have already saved would allow me to retire comfortably and never work again. WORTH IT


$1m is not enough to retire comfortably by any stretch of the imagination.


Making a lot of assumptions here


Let's say he's 30. Assuming he lived to 80, that's $20k a year. Without any adjustment for inflation. Or if hes 40, thats $25k a year. Whatever savings he has will add a neglible amount. Unless he's a very savy investor, that isn't going to to very far.
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Solar_Crimson
07/15/17 5:17:00 PM
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