Current Events > 7,500 pounds of live eels spill onto Oregon highway, coat cars in slime.

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PudgeThePudding
07/16/17 11:01:07 AM
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http://www.cbsnews.com/news/7500-pounds-of-live-eels-spill-onto-oregon-highway-coat-cars-in-slime/

This is a slimey situation.
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judasmaiden15
07/16/17 11:03:34 AM
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Sativa_Rose
07/16/17 11:04:44 AM
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Bad time to have the sunroof open.
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tremain07
07/16/17 11:05:05 AM
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This is the liberals fault
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apolloooo
07/16/17 11:06:54 AM
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Lmao
Thats disgusting.
I mean, cooked eels sre great. Raw though, anyone whos gotten hold of an eel khow how sliny and smelly they are lelelelele
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kirbymuncher
07/16/17 11:20:38 AM
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when I first read "headed toward a construction zone" it totally slipped my mind that they meant roadwork and I thought he was bringing the eels to be used in construction of a building or something

I was very confused
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averagejoel
07/16/17 11:25:13 AM
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I'm sorry Ms. Jackson (ooo)
Truck full of eels
Overturned on US 101
It was shipping hell snakes by the ton
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Paragon21XX
07/16/17 11:36:54 AM
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Worse than just eels: hagfish.
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E32005
07/16/17 12:04:12 PM
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judasmaiden15 posted...
Japan pron etc etc

tentacu~~~~
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the_cajun88
07/16/17 12:08:08 PM
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aHlK9te

My wife when she finally gets off her period.
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frozenshock
07/16/17 12:08:43 PM
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I thought it was a single eel weighting 7500 pounds...
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Deadpool_18
07/16/17 12:09:43 PM
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frozenshock posted...
I thought it was a single eel weighting 7500 pounds...


No you didn't.
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WilliamPorygon
07/16/17 12:12:10 PM
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judasmaiden15 posted...
Japan pron etc etc

Cetacean p0rn too
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Weezy_Tha_Don
07/16/17 12:31:45 PM
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they're trying to charge the driver with something? the fuck?
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Deadpool_18
07/16/17 12:33:38 PM
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Weezy_Tha_Don posted...
they're trying to charge the driver with something? the fuck?


Shouldn't he be?
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Weezy_Tha_Don
07/16/17 12:45:26 PM
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Deadpool_18 posted...
Weezy_Tha_Don posted...
they're trying to charge the driver with something? the fuck?


Shouldn't he be?


from what I read he hit the brakes because he was being waved to slow down. idk if it's really his fault the entire thing flipped over
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WilliamPorygon
07/16/17 12:45:52 PM
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Deadpool_18 posted...
Weezy_Tha_Don posted...
they're trying to charge the driver with something? the fuck?


Shouldn't he be?

Well, I'm sure the cleanup cost taxpayer money and annoyed people since the road had to be closed for awhile, but it was also quite clearly an accident and not a malicious act...

Like, maybe he should be fined for negligent destruction or something, but that's about it.

(Just my meaningless opinion)
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--kresnik--
07/16/17 12:47:03 PM
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I saw that. That was *so* cool.

Now thats what I call a sticky situation.
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mattnd2007
07/16/17 12:54:28 PM
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ahh skeet skeet skeet
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frozenshock
07/16/17 3:48:28 PM
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Deadpool_18 posted...
frozenshock posted...
I thought it was a single eel weighting 7500 pounds...


No you didn't.


Ya I did, when I first read the topic title
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Deadpool_18
07/16/17 8:10:23 PM
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frozenshock posted...
Deadpool_18 posted...
frozenshock posted...
I thought it was a single eel weighting 7500 pounds...


No you didn't.


Ya I did, when I first read the topic title


I guess reading isn't your strong suit.
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Metua
07/16/17 8:12:35 PM
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This article triggered me because hagfish aren't eels
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Leight_Weight
07/16/17 8:15:41 PM
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The Oregon Department of Transportation closed the road for several hours as the Depoe Bay Fire Department used a bulldozer to clear the eels from Highway 101 and removed slime from the roadway with fire hoses.

This is extremely imhumane. It's fucking 2017
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Mystery_Mission
07/16/17 8:21:34 PM
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Leight_Weight posted...
The Oregon Department of Transportation closed the road for several hours as the Depoe Bay Fire Department used a bulldozer to clear the eels from Highway 101 and removed slime from the roadway with fire hoses.

This is extremely imhumane. It's fucking 2017


theyre eels who gives a shit
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gunplagirl
07/16/17 8:22:40 PM
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averagejoel posted...
I'm sorry Ms. Jackson (ooo)
Truck full of eels
Overturned on US 101
It was shipping hell snakes by the ton

This is brilliant
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thronedfire2
07/16/17 8:23:20 PM
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averagejoel posted...
I'm sorry Ms. Jackson (ooo)
Truck full of eels
Overturned on US 101
It was shipping hell snakes by the ton


underrated post
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Deadpool_18
07/16/17 8:27:24 PM
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thronedfire2 posted...
averagejoel posted...
I'm sorry Ms. Jackson (ooo)
Truck full of eels
Overturned on US 101
It was shipping hell snakes by the ton


underrated post


It's a play off an existing meme.
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