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quinntotheflinn
07/17/17 10:52:06 AM
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He immediately covers his penis with his hand and has an awkward look on his face:

KG85Zkb

How do you react? :O
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hollow_shrine
07/17/17 10:53:15 AM
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Who lives with roommates and doesn't learn to knock?
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Monkhood
07/17/17 10:53:55 AM
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that expression doesn't look remotely awkward
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iosifsvoboda
07/17/17 10:56:18 AM
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Son you need to work on your technique

Here let me show you
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quinntotheflinn
07/17/17 10:57:21 AM
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hollow_shrine posted...
Who lives with roommates and doesn't learn to knock?

Sometimes people forget to lock the door. It happens!

Monkhood posted...
that expression doesn't look remotely awkward

Yes it does :O

iosifsvoboda posted...
Son you need to work on your technique

Here let me show you

O_o
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Steelix500
07/17/17 10:57:25 AM
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Oh shit, I'm sorry
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WilliamPorygon
07/17/17 10:57:42 AM
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Uh, GTFO of there and let him do his thing.
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Zombified_Toast
07/17/17 10:59:44 AM
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"Are ya winnin' son?"
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quinntotheflinn
07/17/17 11:04:54 AM
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WilliamPorygon posted...
Uh, GTFO of there and let him do his thing.

Steelix500 posted...
Oh shit, I'm sorry

Good answers
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quinntotheflinn
07/17/17 12:11:48 PM
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Bump
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FaultyGourry
07/17/17 12:14:38 PM
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Zombified_Toast posted...
"Are ya winnin' son?"


Beat me to it. I red topc gud.
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Gojak_v3
07/17/17 12:15:08 PM
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Instruct him in the correct way to do it.
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Albel-Nox
07/17/17 12:23:38 PM
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Beta af
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LadyLuckSmiles
07/17/17 12:32:40 PM
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fenderbender321 posted...
If that's my son, then I'd be too busy banging his mom to walk in on him. That's because his mom must be super fucking hot for him to look like that. Not saying my son's hot, just that his mom must be based on his bone structure.

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Cartwheel_Kick
07/17/17 12:36:24 PM
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fenderbender321 posted...
If that's my son, then I'd be too busy banging his mom to walk in on him. That's because his mom must be super fucking hot for him to look like that. Not saying my son's hot, just that his mom must be based on his bone structure.


nice try deflecting the subject to being a big macho man. You are having sex with him and there's no escaping it.
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glitteringfairy
07/17/17 12:38:51 PM
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Gojak_v3 posted...
Instruct him in the correct way to do it.

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EnragedSlith
07/17/17 12:40:54 PM
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Steelix500 posted...
Oh shit, I'm sorry

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Kid_Buu
07/17/17 12:41:49 PM
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ask him why he looks older than me
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quinntotheflinn
07/17/17 1:31:41 PM
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fenderbender321 posted...
Cartwheel_Kick posted...
fenderbender321 posted...
If that's my son, then I'd be too busy banging his mom to walk in on him. That's because his mom must be super fucking hot for him to look like that. Not saying my son's hot, just that his mom must be based on his bone structure.


nice try deflecting the subject to being a big macho man. You are having sex with him and there's no escaping it.


How does me saying that my son is only good looking because of his mother's genes equate to me being a macho man?

Yeah.

What the hell CartwheelKick?
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Dustin1280
07/17/17 1:33:02 PM
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I laugh close the door and walk out
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quinntotheflinn
07/17/17 1:36:13 PM
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Dustin1280 posted...
I laugh close the door and walk out

Why is it funny?
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lightwarrior78
07/17/17 1:37:36 PM
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Inform him of the door lock.
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hollow_shrine
07/17/17 1:37:37 PM
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So when you chose your first nickname, was it a reference to X-Force's Rictor? I've had this geeky hunch for like a year and it seems appropriate for a couple of reasons.
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Dustin1280
07/17/17 1:38:08 PM
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quinntotheflinn posted...
Dustin1280 posted...
I laugh close the door and walk out

Why is it funny?

Because I would immediately think of a time something like that has happened to me when I was in my teens.
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