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Turbam
07/20/17 5:01:29 PM
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A liberal will pirate it and then complain about it.

A conservative will ask his wife to make him a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
A liberal will ask his fuck buddy to make him a five course meal.

A conservative will always ask if its ok to pet the dog.
A liberal will try to steal the dog from its owner.

A conservative has 10 issues of Playboy.
A liberal has 10 gigabytes of loli porn.

A conservative will play a game to completion before commenting on it.
A liberal will say the game is trash before its even out.

A conservative will anonymously donate $100 every week to charity.
A liberal will take a selfie of them giving $2 to charity.

A conservative will not mind if they get a medium drink instead of a large.
A liberal will demand free food.

A conservative has no problem paying a little extra, if the quality is there.
A liberal will get the most expensive option and then complain about the price.
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Kaname_Madoka
07/20/17 5:01:51 PM
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lmfao
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Turtlebread
07/20/17 5:02:02 PM
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literal_garbage
07/20/17 5:03:52 PM
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I don't remember making this topic wtf
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Chad-Henne
07/20/17 5:05:44 PM
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AsucaHayashi
07/20/17 5:07:21 PM
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literal_garbage posted...
I don't remember making this topic wtf


xd
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Were_Wyrm
07/20/17 5:07:44 PM
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Dropping some truth moab's in here.
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E32005
07/20/17 5:10:15 PM
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This is like some alt right circlejerk hardon list
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HeyPuff
07/20/17 5:11:54 PM
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More like if any of that happened to the conservatives,

"Damn liberals."
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ThanksUglyGod
07/20/17 5:16:42 PM
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fuckin libruls
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GameGodOfAll
07/20/17 5:17:00 PM
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A conservative will :V
A liberal will (V)_(; ;)_(V)
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chill02
07/20/17 5:17:34 PM
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~snip (V)_(; ;)_(V) snip~
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Blackstar110
07/20/17 5:17:55 PM
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A conservative will make a topic whining about liberals on a video game message board

A liberal will make fun of him for it
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CagingElephants
07/20/17 5:18:03 PM
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That first one is a big fat lie.
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fan357
07/20/17 5:20:07 PM
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All those damn Hillary supporters from 4chan. Oh wait.
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Kineth
07/20/17 5:20:47 PM
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Chad-Henne posted...
literal_garbage posted...
I don't remember making this topic wtf


Lmao

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E32005
07/20/17 5:21:49 PM
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fan357 posted...
All those damn Hillary supporters from 4chan. Oh wait.

they should change it to 4chin. we know they are all fat neckbeards.
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pinky0926
07/20/17 5:22:07 PM
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Mernardi
07/20/17 5:22:38 PM
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@The_Admiral realized this was satire and GTFO'd lmao
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Were_Wyrm
07/20/17 5:22:58 PM
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A conservative will drive like this
A liberal will drive like this
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DifferentialEquation
07/20/17 5:23:05 PM
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A conservative thinks "access" to something means being allowed to go to a store/website and buy it.
A liberal thinks "access" to something means someone else paying for it.
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GameGodOfAll
07/20/17 5:24:04 PM
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Were_Wyrm posted...
A conservative will drive like this
A liberal will drive like this

XD It's funny cause it's true.
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E32005
07/20/17 5:24:30 PM
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Mernardi posted...
@The_Admiral realized this was satire and GTFO'd lmao

did he really? he was probably super hard reading that then got sad.
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Axiom
07/20/17 5:25:13 PM
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Turbam posted...
A conservative will always ask if its ok to pet the dog.
A liberal will try to steal the dog from its owner.

I pictured this happening and lol'd
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Pogo_Marimo
07/20/17 5:25:32 PM
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Groundbreaking piece of political philosophy here. Someone call Machiavelli and Clausewitz to tell them the paradigm has just shifted.
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Broseph_Stalin
07/20/17 5:27:37 PM
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Were_Wyrm posted...
A conservative will drive like this
A liberal will drive like this


wnp4WBT
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NeverOffended
07/20/17 5:28:01 PM
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lol TC look how many Liberals you've already triggered
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--kresnik--
07/20/17 5:29:14 PM
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Broseph_Stalin posted...
Were_Wyrm posted...
A conservative will drive like this
A liberal will drive like this


wnp4WBT

OHHdz3s
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gatorsPENSbucs
07/20/17 5:29:51 PM
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Xelltrix
07/20/17 5:31:13 PM
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literal_garbage posted...
I don't remember making this topic wtf


S+ tier kek
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Kaname_Madoka
07/20/17 5:35:35 PM
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Mernardi posted...
@The_Admiral realized this was satire and GTFO'd lmao

i saw that lol
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Axiom
07/20/17 5:37:52 PM
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Was that deleted post Admiral. He really just can't help himself when it comes to liberals. Only after he spent his load of rage did he realize his dumb mistake in treating a satirical list as real
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Kaname_Madoka
07/20/17 5:48:40 PM
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Axiom posted...
Was that deleted post Admiral. He really just can't help himself when it comes to liberals. Only after he spent his load of rage did he realize his dumb mistake in treating a satirical list as real

yeah he said something like "take this, you'll need it" and then posted a gif that said *raises the flame shield* and was showing a shield being blasted by fire
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Monkhood
07/20/17 5:50:11 PM
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literal_garbage posted...
I don't remember making this topic wtf

probably the best post I've seen from this account
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teepan95
07/20/17 11:24:17 PM
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Monkhood posted...
literal_garbage posted...
I don't remember making this topic wtf

probably the best post I've seen from this account

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Mernardi
07/20/17 11:24:58 PM
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@E32005 posted...
Mernardi posted...
@The_Admiral realized this was satire and GTFO'd lmao

did he really? he was probably super hard reading that then got sad.

Yeah lmao. I love that he has yet to come back to this thread.
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Raikuro
07/20/17 11:31:24 PM
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Turbam posted...
A conservative will not mind if they get a medium drink instead of a large.

A conservative has no problem paying a little extra, if the quality is there.

So they pay more for a large, but don't mind if they receive lesser quality?
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SamsungGearS2
07/20/17 11:32:58 PM
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teepan95 posted...
Monkhood posted...
literal_garbage posted...
I don't remember making this topic wtf

probably the best post I've seen from this account

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Etherealfare
07/20/17 11:33:42 PM
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Chad-Henne posted...
literal_garbage posted...
I don't remember making this topic wtf


Lmao

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creativerealms
07/20/17 11:34:30 PM
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Funny. I love stawman humor.
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SamsungGearS2
07/20/17 11:38:15 PM
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Turbam posted...
A conservative will buy the CD to support his favorite band.
A conservative will always ask if its ok to pet the dog.
A conservative will play a game to completion before commenting on it.
A conservative has no problem paying a little extra, if the quality is there.

TIL I'm a conservative.
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lilJoe457
07/20/17 11:41:18 PM
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I'm a fan of this list

@crazyman93
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thanosibe
07/20/17 11:41:38 PM
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Mernardi posted...
@E32005 posted...
Mernardi posted...
@The_Admiral realized this was satire and GTFO'd lmao

did he really? he was probably super hard reading that then got sad.

Yeah lmao. I love that he has yet to come back to this thread.
I can't tell what's more entertaining. Admiral or the shit posters he triggers. On a forums of thousands of posters it's amazing the affect one poster has on so many others.
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Mernardi
07/20/17 11:43:16 PM
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thanosibe posted...
Mernardi posted...
@E32005 posted...
Mernardi posted...
@The_Admiral realized this was satire and GTFO'd lmao

did he really? he was probably super hard reading that then got sad.

Yeah lmao. I love that he has yet to come back to this thread.
I can't tell what's more entertaining. Admiral or the shit posters he triggers. On a forums of thousands of posters it's amazing the affect one poster has on so many others.

I'm not triggered. I'd point out anyone that posts confidently then deletes their post quietly to save face. Just own it if someone calls you out on it.
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Delirious_Beard
07/20/17 11:43:53 PM
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Turtlebread posted...
big if true

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The Admiral
07/20/17 11:44:17 PM
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I literally posted an image of a flame shield with a message to TC saying the TC would need it... What the fuck are you guys on?
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Mernardi
07/20/17 11:44:58 PM
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So why'd you delete it then?
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The Admiral
07/20/17 11:45:44 PM
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Mernardi posted...
So why'd you delete it then?


Turned out no one was flaming him, so he didn't need it.

Why are you bitching about me when you didn't even see the post?
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ChromaticAngel
07/20/17 11:46:27 PM
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literal_garbage posted...
I don't remember making this topic wtf

this is a top tier post if I ever saw one
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