Current Events > Women just don't want to have sex with me.

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Kinny100
07/21/17 2:36:34 AM
#1:


It's that simple

I've tried asking them why they don't wanna have sex with me, and they never tell me. So how can I fix whatever it is that's keeping them from wanting to have sex with me?

Additionally, I am a gamer.
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ManBeast462
07/21/17 2:37:38 AM
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Maybe you're not supposed to have sex with women.
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MabusIncarnate
07/21/17 2:39:32 AM
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Have you tried melons?
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LysistrataMedea
07/21/17 2:39:35 AM
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ManBeast462 posted...
Maybe you're not supposed to have sex with women.

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omega cookie
07/21/17 2:41:46 AM
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Buy a Porsche.
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WafflehouseJK
07/21/17 2:42:36 AM
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Have you tried being likeable?

It does wonders tbh, that's not even me just being a total smartass.
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Kinny100
07/21/17 3:15:11 AM
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I need to lift more weights.
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Pastryarchy
07/21/17 3:22:47 AM
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kingdrake2
07/21/17 3:27:01 AM
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Pastryarchy posted...
Have you tried men?


we don't think kinny100 wants that :(.

we not I oops.
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bknight
07/21/17 4:11:47 AM
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Train trip to San Diego, walk across border, have passport and about $70, $10 for cab fare, $60 for 30 minutes. Repeat as needed, don't talk to the guy that speaks good English on the street who wants to be your friend, he's a recent deportee and probably committed some crime and don't bring a gun, buy drugs or be intoxicated in public.
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Johnny_Nutcase
07/21/17 4:14:17 AM
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bknight posted...
Train trip to San Diego, walk across border, have passport and about $70, $10 for cab fare, $60 for 30 minutes. Repeat as needed, don't talk to the guy that speaks good English on the street who wants to be your friend, he's a recent deportee and probably committed some crime and don't bring a gun, buy drugs or be intoxicated in public.


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