Current Events > Guys I'm in a real pickle. I have gout again and can't get out of bed

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Duncanwii
07/21/17 3:05:06 PM
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I need help, my foot hurts too bad to walk on and my parents are out. I'm hungry and need to pee. What do I do?
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Boo_Guy
07/21/17 3:05:51 PM
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Can't you just eat yourself out of the pickle?
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SilvosForever
07/21/17 3:06:41 PM
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Duncanwii posted...
I need help, my foot hurts too bad to walk on and my parents are out. I'm hungry and need to pee. What do I do?


Grab a Snickers.

Even better: Eat your foot.

2 problems solved.
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ZMythos
07/21/17 3:11:09 PM
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Limp? Suck it up? Call a doctor? Stop eating foods related to gout?
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MC_BatCommander
07/21/17 3:13:21 PM
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I didn't know people got gout in the modern world. The fuck dude
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Pogo_Marimo
07/21/17 3:14:00 PM
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Well, if you have a knife near by you can just cut your way out with that. Otherwise, just bite and claw your way through the pickle flesh until you see light.

Gout makes that harder I guess but time to suck it up, buttercup. You've got pickle digging to do.
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Duncanwii
07/21/17 3:14:18 PM
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MC_BatCommander posted...
I didn't know people got gout in the modern world. The fuck dude

Yeah I'm a real piece of work me.
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Duncanwii
07/21/17 3:16:35 PM
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Bullet_Wing posted...
MC_BatCommander posted...
I didn't know people got gout in the modern world. The fuck dude

Only people I've known who got it were very old people. My great uncle, and my great grandfather had it. Never met anyone under 50 with it. Is your nutrition god awful TC?

My health is just all around terrible. I have a lot of rare problems I just want to go away. And I love seafood too...
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Duncanwii
07/21/17 3:53:10 PM
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Hey so I forced myself to hobble over to the bathroom and discovered I can walk if I put all of my weight on the front of my foot instead of the ankle. I'm sitting on the couch in.my family room now.
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