Current Events > I hope you accidentally step on a LEGO in the morning.

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I hope you always get a little water on your burger when you try to put mustard on it.
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what did I do to deserve such fate
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Mustard on a burger...

Is this an american thing?
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I hope you walk into a spiderweb whenever you're headed to talk to a pretty girl across the room.
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This is your champion @The_Doge?
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I hope you fart loudly in a public place.
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I hope you fall into an ancient Egyptian trap while you're going to get your wife a new diamond ring.
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I hope you pee yourself a little when laughing at a friend's joke.
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KiwiTerraRizing posted...

This is your champion @The_Doge?

Wow he talking to @Da_Doge_Catcher
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wow that's uncalled for
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I hope that both sides of your pillow are warm when you go to bed
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I hope @The_Doge won't let you pet him.
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refmon posted...

Mustard on a burger...

Is this an american thing?

Do Americans really clap when they squirt mustard on their burger with no water coming out?
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UnholyMudcrab posted...

I hope that both sides of your pillow are warm when you go to bed

Please tell me what I did to deserve such a horrible fate and I will spend the rest of my life making amends.
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I hope the internet goes out on your day off when you were going to binge the new season of your favorite show.
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I hope the next dish of leftovers you microwave is still cold in the middle after reheating it.
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I hope the store closes just as you're pulling up to it.
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I hope your adblocker stops working for a day.
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Isn't there a gif of a bunch of unfortunate stuff like this?
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I hope the next time you use a vending machine, your selection doesn't fall.
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I hope none of the kernels pop in your microwave bag of popcorn.
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I hope the next time you use a vending machine it magically falls on you...
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Zurkon posted...

I hope you sleep on your arm wrong and it's sort of sore for the whole day.

I once had to skip school when I was in second grade or so because I slept on my arm wrong and couldn't bend it for half the day....like, it was fucking locked into place or something. The doctor applied an ice pack and then pushed on it and it made a small popping noise and I was able to bend it again, it was weird and it has never happened again.
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I hope when you open the box of pizza at a party it's all gone.
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I hope the next shower you take is ice cold.

This topic is making me laugh
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I hope when you go to say hi to your date she sneezes in your face.
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I hope the next time you go to the doctor they leave you in the exam room for an hour just wearing the gown
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I hope you go to a 3D movie and get a hair stuck in your eye the entire time, and you can't get it out.
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I hope your phone buzzes like you have a notification, but when you check it nobody messaged you.
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I hope your favorite videos are deleted off of all the steam sites.
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UnholyMudcrab posted...

I hope that both sides of your pillow are warm when you go to bed

This is the worst one, tbh.
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I hope your mayo has always gone bad.
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