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stevethewindow
08/04/17 1:28:55 AM
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You can have anything new whenever you want
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Aristoph
08/04/17 1:30:12 AM
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Nah. If I want something I just save up for it. And I wouldn't want new stuff regularly enough to make embarrassing myself and changing my pants twice a day worthwhile.
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King Rial
08/04/17 1:31:42 AM
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Even if I could sell the stuff for a profit, it wouldn't be worth it.
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thronedfire2
08/04/17 1:32:17 AM
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I'd just invent the perfect pants shitting technology
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I could see you, but I couldn't hear you You were holding your hat in the breeze Turning away from me In this moment you were stolen...
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Chicken
08/04/17 1:41:10 AM
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I would never leave the house so I would just rig a PC up in my bathroom
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superstud69x
08/04/17 2:43:34 AM
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Deal. I can live with wearing depends. Also, it doesn't say they're involuntary, or large, so I can try to squeeze em out in the morning and be done with it.
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fan357
08/04/17 3:16:31 AM
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I'll take a new Iron Man suit.
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ImmortalHogRide
08/04/17 3:18:30 AM
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Invent a device that turns my shit to pure gold.
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