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UraRenge2005
08/07/17 5:20:12 PM
#1:


So...

If Jon Snow and Khaleesi bone, he'd be pounding his Aunt? She'd be screwing her nephew?

So let me get this straight?:

Jon Snow is the son of Rhaegar Targaryen, who was the son of the Mad King. Dany is the daughter of the Mad King.

So... he'd be boning his Aunt Dany?


Hot.

Anyway, how far removed would that be? isn't that only once removed? Isn't that illegal in all 50 states? LOL. I mean, for GoTs, a series where twin brother and sister secretly had two sons as the king at one point, it's really not all that crazy. Still, it's bold for what are arguably the two main characters of the show.

Unless one of them or both die... which wouldn't be all that weird too, considering the way this story is written.
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Jiggy101011
08/07/17 5:30:22 PM
#2:


In the lore of the show it wouldn't really matter. Targaryen's usually committed incest to keep their blood pure.
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acesxhigh
08/07/17 5:31:02 PM
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well in history you'll find a lot of incest. in fact, queen elizabeth and prince phillip are second or third cousins IIRC. since royalty always marries royalty and they make up such a small percentage of the population, it's bound to happen.
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UraRenge2005
08/07/17 5:36:43 PM
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Oh I have no doubt that in real life, historical royalty committed incest. I also know that the Targaryan's were known for their lineage being dotted with sister/queens. What I'm wondering is if I got Jon and Dany correct?

That's what the show is telling us right? He's her nephew? That he's the secret baby of Ned Stark's sister and Rhaegar? The one that kidnapped Ned's sister and the one Robert Baratheon was all pissed off about?
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RCtheWSBC
08/07/17 5:38:10 PM
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UraRenge2005 posted...
That's what the show is telling us right? He's her nephew? That he's the secret baby of Ned Stark's sister and Rhaegar? The one that kidnapped his Ned's sister and the one Robert Baratheon was all pissed off about?

Yep. You got it right, TC.

I'm personally not on board with this ship, even though I like both characters a lot.
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eating4fun
08/07/17 5:39:56 PM
#6:


Did somebody say incest?

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acesxhigh
08/07/17 5:40:20 PM
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yes, you're right about jon and dany but the only person alive that knows this truth is bran, right? so it's unlikely to get out unless bran goes full 'tism on jon
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FrozenBananas
08/07/17 5:42:54 PM
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acesxhigh posted...
yes, you're right about jon and dany but the only person alive that knows this truth is bran, right? so it's unlikely to get out unless bran goes full 'tism on jon


He has been so far. AND he asked for Jon Snow the first minute he got back to Winterfell
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UraRenge2005
08/07/17 5:43:35 PM
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RCtheWSBC posted...
UraRenge2005 posted...
That's what the show is telling us right? He's her nephew? That he's the secret baby of Ned Stark's sister and Rhaegar? The one that kidnapped his Ned's sister and the one Robert Baratheon was all pissed off about?

Yep. You got it right, TC.

I'm personally not on board with this ship, even though I like both characters a lot.


Okay, so here's my second question. Knowing the fans of this series, (and normal human thought). They are going to reject a pairing of these two knowing they are aunt and nephew. Yet, there's so much foreshadowing of these two getting down and nasty.

Is... George Martin's ultimate goal here to convince everyone that incest is chill? I mean, look at all these kids being born in this universe with no birth defects from incest (Jeoffry was just a spoiled bitch) and now we're going to just be cool with a Aunt/Nephew ship? Really?
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acesxhigh
08/07/17 5:44:39 PM
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>hey jon I'm the 3 eyed raven now. it's hard to explain but what you need to know is that you fucked your aunt

anyway the implication to the targaryens is that their madness may be connected to the incest. in reality it's extremely unlikely incest between cousins will actually create defective children
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UraRenge2005
08/07/17 5:46:12 PM
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acesxhigh posted...
>hey jon I'm the 3 eyed raven now. it's hard to explain but what you need to know is that you fucked your aunt


I laughed out loud.
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InfestedAdam
08/07/17 5:46:15 PM
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Within the world of Westeros, what purpose would this serve actually? Uniting the North and.....South? Unless Jon and Daenarys agrees to rule only the north and south separately would they have to get married or take over the ol fashion way by conquest?
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RCtheWSBC
08/07/17 5:47:21 PM
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UraRenge2005 posted...
Is... George Martin's ultimate goal here to convince everyone that incest is chill? I mean, look at all these kids being born in this universe with no birth defects from incest (Jeoffry was just a spoiled bitch) and now we're going to just be cool with a Aunt/Nephew ship? Really?

It's fantasy, bruh. Is blowing up a religious building chill? Is burninating the countryside kosher? Flaying men alive? Burning kids at the stake? Killing family guests at a wedding party?

None of this matters lol.
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RCtheWSBC
08/07/17 5:50:01 PM
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InfestedAdam posted...
Within the world of Westeros, what purpose would this serve actually? Uniting the North and.....South?

Since we're in spoilerville now, there are two possibilities (fan theories) going on:

1. Dany + Jon is the song of Ice and Fire
2. Jon alone is the song of Ice and Fire (meaning Dany may not have a happy ending)

But either way, their alliance is a must to fight the Others.
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InfestedAdam
08/07/17 5:53:22 PM
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RCtheWSBC posted...
1. Dany + Jon is the song of Ice and Fire

I've heard this one. Kinda thought maybe the Ice refers to the Others though or the Night King.

RCtheWSBC posted...
But either way, their alliance is a must to fight the Others.

Aye but a simple alliance outta be sufficient unless of course it goes back to Jon wanting to maintain the North while Daenerys wanting everything.
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UraRenge2005
08/07/17 5:55:01 PM
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RCtheWSBC posted...
UraRenge2005 posted...
Is... George Martin's ultimate goal here to convince everyone that incest is chill? I mean, look at all these kids being born in this universe with no birth defects from incest (Jeoffry was just a spoiled bitch) and now we're going to just be cool with a Aunt/Nephew ship? Really?

It's fantasy, bruh. Is blowing up a religious building chill? Is burninating the countryside kosher? Flaying men alive? Burning kids at the stake? Killing family guests at a wedding party?

None of this matters lol.


Sure, Until all their children come out looking like one armed Xenomorphs. LOL
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RCtheWSBC
08/07/17 5:56:03 PM
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InfestedAdam posted...
Aye but a simple alliance outta be sufficient unless of course it goes back to Jon wanting to maintain the North while Daenerys wanting everything.

At this point I'm thinking each will be relatively consumed with their major objectives--war vs. Lannisters and prepping for the Others--that the "bend the knee" stuff will get put to the wayside for the time being. They have bigger fish to fry.

Also, I personally don't think Dany will win the "game of thrones" in the end.
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UraRenge2005
08/07/17 6:00:50 PM
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RCtheWSBC posted...
InfestedAdam posted...
Aye but a simple alliance outta be sufficient unless of course it goes back to Jon wanting to maintain the North while Daenerys wanting everything.

At this point I'm thinking each will be relatively consumed with their major objectives--war vs. Lannisters and prepping for the Others--that the "bend the knee" stuff will get put to the wayside for the time being. They have bigger fish to fry.

Also, I personally don't think Dany will win the "game of thrones" in the end.


Every time she says "bend the knee" it directly translates to: "I dare you to pretend you don't want to lick my vagina" it's so obvious it's kinda cringey.
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Troll_Police_
08/07/17 6:12:01 PM
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Jiggy101011 posted...
In the lore of the show it wouldn't really matter. Targaryen's usually committed incest to keep their blood pure.


which led to serious inbreeding problems, deformations, and insanity.
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XlaxJynx007
08/07/17 6:23:32 PM
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acesxhigh posted...
yes, you're right about jon and dany but the only person alive that knows this truth is bran, right? so it's unlikely to get out unless bran goes full 'tism on jon

And possibly Howland Reed since he was at the Tower of Joy with Ned. But we haven't seen him in present day the entire show so who knows if he's alive or not.
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UraRenge2005
08/07/17 6:27:03 PM
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XlaxJynx007 posted...
acesxhigh posted...
yes, you're right about jon and dany but the only person alive that knows this truth is bran, right? so it's unlikely to get out unless bran goes full 'tism on jon

And possibly Howland Reed since he was at the Tower of Joy with Ned. But we haven't seen him in present day the entire show so who knows if he's alive or not.


Did Jojen or Meera ever mention what happened to him?
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XlaxJynx007
08/07/17 6:28:33 PM
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My theory is that since neither Jon nor Dany will budge, they'll end up marrying as a compromise. The North won't follow Jon if he bends the knee and Dany is just too stubborn. Plus, those two are totally attracted to each other.
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Troll_Police_
08/07/17 7:39:39 PM
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eating4fun posted...
Did somebody say incest?

pUlPgyN



oh yeah, the Ptolemaics were fucking ridiculous, and it did not serve them well
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Jiggy101011
08/07/17 7:47:12 PM
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acesxhigh posted...
>hey jon I'm the 3 eyed raven now. it's hard to explain but what you need to know is that you fucked your aunt

anyway the implication to the targaryens is that their madness may be connected to the incest. in reality it's extremely unlikely incest between cousins will actually create defective children


The targaryen's weren't all mad. And it may be proven that the Mad King actually went mad because of a Bran flashback much like Hodor.
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TheNeckbeard
08/07/17 7:48:33 PM
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I hope they don't get together, not because of the incest angle, but I'm still rooting for Jorah to get out of the friend zone.
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InfestedAdam
08/07/17 7:55:07 PM
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Jiggy101011 posted...
The targaryen's weren't all mad. And it may be proven that the Mad King actually went mad because of a Bran flashback much like Hodor.

This is just for the HBO series, right? Bookwise I think Aerys II grew mad over time. His kidnapping only served to make his suspicion of others worse I think.
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FrozenBananas
08/07/17 7:56:56 PM
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InfestedAdam posted...
RCtheWSBC posted...
1. Dany + Jon is the song of Ice and Fire

I've heard this one. Kinda thought maybe the Ice refers to the Others though or the Night King.


I always thought it was White Walkers (Ice) and Dragons (Fire).

Or Winter vs Summer
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Tropic_Sunset
08/07/17 7:59:45 PM
#28:


Jiggy101011 posted...
acesxhigh posted...
>hey jon I'm the 3 eyed raven now. it's hard to explain but what you need to know is that you fucked your aunt

anyway the implication to the targaryens is that their madness may be connected to the incest. in reality it's extremely unlikely incest between cousins will actually create defective children


The targaryen's weren't all mad. And it may be proven that the Mad King actually went mad because of a Bran flashback much like Hodor.

Or the previous Three-Eyed Raven did it.
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Zeus
08/08/17 1:43:03 AM
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acesxhigh posted...
well in history you'll find a lot of incest. in fact, queen elizabeth and prince phillip are second or third cousins IIRC. since royalty always marries royalty and they make up such a small percentage of the population, it's bound to happen.


Third-cousins cousins is a very far from an aunt or uncle. Hell, even first-cousins is an improvement. Granted, you wouldn't necessarily see some huge detriment within one generation of real inbreeding (ie, direct relation)

RCtheWSBC posted...
UraRenge2005 posted...
That's what the show is telling us right? He's her nephew? That he's the secret baby of Ned Stark's sister and Rhaegar? The one that kidnapped his Ned's sister and the one Robert Baratheon was all pissed off about?

Yep. You got it right, TC.

I'm personally not on board with this ship, even though I like both characters a lot.


I was fine with the ship before I really got into thinking about it.

acesxhigh posted...
yes, you're right about jon and dany but the only person alive that knows this truth is bran, right? so it's unlikely to get out unless bran goes full --- on jon


If anything, Dany would be more into him. Granted, he'd have no legitimate claim to the throne as he'd still be a bastard.



XlaxJynx007 posted...
My theory is that since neither Jon nor Dany will budge, they'll end up marrying as a compromise. The North won't follow Jon if he bends the knee and Dany is just too stubborn. Plus, those two are totally attracted to each other.


I always expected that they'd hook up by the end of the series and now it just looks more and more likely with that power-playing.
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08/12/17 9:43:38 AM
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UraRenge2005 posted...
acesxhigh posted...
>hey jon I'm the 3 eyed raven now. it's hard to explain but what you need to know is that you fucked your aunt


I laughed out loud.

I nearly choked on my breakfast. Started laughing too. Bran's a little bitch.
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