Current Events > I want to convert to Christianity but Christians are like psycho?

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I love Sufjan though.

Don't convert to Christianity.

There are "new waves" of Christianity. Not all Christians are the same FYI.
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Well, they won't try to get to blow anything up at least
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Ic3Bullet posted...

Don't convert to Christianity.

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Yeah, all of the tens of millions of us are all crazy /s

Just like how one buffoon on CE doesn't rep us all, same goes for religion and most everything else honestly.
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You don't sound mature enough to commit to anything to be honest.
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Drop all religions.
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Here's how to be a good Christian:

1. Go church every Sunday
2. Pay 10% of the money you make every month to your church
3. Read at least 3 chapters of the Bible every night
4. Believe with all your heart that Jesus Christ is the son of God and died for our sins and raised again on the 3rd day
5. Pray regularly, thank God for everything good that you have, praise him, ask for what you'd like him to do for you, repent of anything wrong that you've done
6. Don't use cuss words
7. Don't watch porn (obvious)
8. Don't have sex without being married
9. Once you're married, don't cheat on your wife
10. Don't watch or read Harry Potter. It's real witchcraft
11. Don't masturbate
12. Don't look at girls only to lust for them
13. Don't be jealous of people
14. Don't hold grudges. If someone does you wrong, forgive them
15. Don't support homosexuality or associate with anyone who does
16. Don't support abortion. It's infant murder

That's pretty much it. Follow these rules and you'll be a true christian like me.
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Yeah, Poe's Law fail there, Ranmaru. The objective is to make people think you might be serious. You overdid it with the ridiculous joke posting.
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Ranmaru-2 posted...

Here's how to be a good Christian:

1. Go church every Sunday
2. Pay 10% of the money you make every month to your church
3. Read at least 3 chapters of the Bible every night
4. Believe with all your heart that Jesus Christ is the son of God and died for our sins and raised again on the 3rd day
5. Pray regularly, thank God for everything good that you have, praise him, ask for what you'd like him to do for you, repent of anything wrong that you've done
6. Don't use cuss words
7. Don't watch porn (obvious)
8. Don't have sex without being married
9. Once you're married, don't cheat on your wife
10. Don't watch or read Harry Potter. It's real witchcraft
11. Don't masturbate
12. Don't look at girls only to lust for them
13. Don't be jealous of people
14. Don't hold grudges. If someone does you wrong, forgive them
15. Don't support homosexuality or associate with anyone who does
16. Don't support abortion. It's infant murder

That's pretty much it. Follow these rules and you'll be a true christian like me.

17. Don't watch or play Pokemon. It's of the devil.
18. Don't play Diablo. Just don't.
19. Only go to church when you want something from God, since he's supposed to make your life easy.

Ranmaru-2 posted...

Here's how to be a good Christian:

1. Go church every Sunday
2. Pay 10% of the money you make every month to your church
3. Read at least 3 chapters of the Bible every night
4. Believe with all your heart that Jesus Christ is the son of God and died for our sins and raised again on the 3rd day
5. Pray regularly, thank God for everything good that you have, praise him, ask for what you'd like him to do for you, repent of anything wrong that you've done
6. Don't use cuss words
7. Don't watch porn (obvious)
8. Don't have sex without being married
9. Once you're married, don't cheat on your wife
10. Don't watch or read Harry Potter. It's real witchcraft
11. Don't masturbate
12. Don't look at girls only to lust for them
13. Don't be jealous of people
14. Don't hold grudges. If someone does you wrong, forgive them
15. Don't support homosexuality or associate with anyone who does
16. Don't support abortion. It's infant murder

That's pretty much it. Follow these rules and you'll be a true christian like me.

Or you could just have private faith, not deal with the pressures of organized religion, and do the right thing.
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I don't understand why you have to pay money in church. Like they passed around that tray always asking for money "to give to the lord!" and shit

Bunch of greedy assholes, imo

And by "have to" I don't actually mean it's necessary. I just always got dirty looks if I didn't fork over cash.
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Sounds like you should be non-denominational if that's your worry

There are loud spoken, crazy people in every aspect of life, from the negative, angst-filled atheists here to members of the WBC.

=)


I was raised Catholic and grew up with great values from my teachers, within my family, and was surrounded by great friends. Not all stories are bad, despite what CE leads you to believe
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^ you sound kinda salty that your religion is pretty bad
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Sounds like you're grasping to me
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Being Christian was the least satisfying and most unhappy times of my life, personally. However, just because it isn't for me, doesn't mean it isn't for you.

F1rstBlood posted...

Sounds like you're grasping to me

F1rstBlood posted...

the negative, angst-filled atheist here

Not all stories are bad, despite what CE leads you to believe

I mean if that's what speaking the obvious means, sure?

Also you posted a double negative. Wouldn't being negative about something negative mean that you're actually being positive by being negative towards a negative?

Since Christianity is bad, and people speak negatively about it, they are actually positive, angst-filled atheist. So yeah, fixed that for you
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You're grasping by calling me salty despite your much, much much saltier posts =)

But okay, dude. Back to the topic.

If religious people turn you off, TC, you don't need to be part of a church community to become a follower of Jesus.
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Thanks for proving my point? Lol

Why are Christians and Muslims egos always so fragile? I don't get it
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If my ego were fragile, I don't think I would be able to survive this board for more than a day lol.
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I mean, if you can't be good and decent without the fear of a diety casting you down to hell then you're probably not that great of a person to begin with.
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Go with one that lets you have multiple wives
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Samurontai posted...

I don't understand why you have to pay money in church. Like they passed around that tray always asking for money "to give to the lord!" and shit

Bunch of greedy assholes, imo

And by "have to" I don't actually mean it's necessary. I just always got dirty looks if I didn't fork over cash.

Samurontai posted...

^ you sound kinda salty that your religion is pretty bad

I hate to say it but you sound way saltier like turned to look back at Sodom salty.
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Can't support the religion until it drops all the homophobia. That **** has no place in the modern world.