Current Events > If nuclear bomb fell in your backyard and it didn't explode, what would you do?

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Darkrobotisback
08/10/17 12:49:39 PM
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I would definitely sell it on eBay.
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tremain07
08/10/17 12:50:47 PM
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I'd call the police and then get shot because I'm black and they thought I was a terrorist
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BootyGif
08/10/17 12:51:21 PM
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Fuck it
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Monkhood
08/10/17 12:52:30 PM
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Worship it as a symbol of Atom's glory.
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OpheliaAdenade
08/10/17 12:53:09 PM
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poke it with a stick
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VectorChaos
08/10/17 12:55:27 PM
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Stagmar
08/10/17 1:05:51 PM
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DuranOfForcena posted...
Monkhood posted...
Worship it as a symbol of Atom's glory.

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ThePrinceFish
08/10/17 1:07:25 PM
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Ransom it to the US Government.
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itachi15243
08/10/17 1:10:31 PM
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How do I know it's a nuke?

And I'd probably immediately call the FBI or something. I'm sure if I tried to do something with it I'd get shot fast
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Fam_Fam
08/10/17 1:10:47 PM
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take a selfie with it
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Joeydollaz
08/10/17 1:11:49 PM
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nukes are not real
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masterpug53
08/10/17 1:13:07 PM
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Obviously I'd start worshipping it, then go miles away to drag a bunch of ruined airplane parts to it, then build a shantytown around it, then continue living there for an indeterminate amount of time, and then force myself to ignore how unbelievably stupid the whole setup is on every conceivable level.
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faizan_faizan
08/10/17 1:14:07 PM
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Poke it
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Darkrobotisback
08/10/17 1:14:12 PM
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itachi15243 posted...
How do I know it's a nuke?

And I'd probably immediately call the FBI or something. I'm sure if I tried to do something with it I'd get shot fast

radiation will be present around the vicinity of the nuke.
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DifferentialEquation
08/10/17 1:17:42 PM
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Call a lawyer
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chill02
08/10/17 1:20:48 PM
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ThePrinceFish posted...
Ransom it to the US Government.

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YodaCrackers
08/10/17 1:25:16 PM
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Take photos of it from window, evacuate house and call police.
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_Schwarzlicht_
08/10/17 1:27:57 PM
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Monkhood posted...
Worship it as a symbol of Atom's glory.

VectorChaos posted...
mrburke.png

masterpug53 posted...
Obviously I'd start worshipping it, then go miles away to drag a bunch of ruined airplane parts to it, then build a shantytown around it, then continue living there for an indeterminate amount of time, and then force myself to ignore how unbelievably stupid the whole setup is on every conceivable level.


I like the way these guys think.
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specialkid8
08/10/17 1:29:26 PM
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Ride it like a bull
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HBOSS
08/10/17 1:32:59 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3edi2Wkr5YI

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