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Deadpool_18
08/10/17 10:03:31 PM
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The kind that isn't even worth correcting because why argue with people who promote snake hate.
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Deadpool_18
08/11/17 12:24:04 PM
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These people literally drove down the street, heard a funny noise on the side of the road, stopped the vehicle, sought out the snake , then killed it.

Now they're posing with it in pictures and the local idiots are saying things like "Oh, thank goodness." Or "That's one less devil".

I hate southern Baptists
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Irony
08/11/17 12:24:47 PM
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Rattlesnakes are dicks
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DevsBro
08/11/17 12:25:27 PM
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I hate southern Baptists

Well this is awkward.
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OpheliaAdenade
08/11/17 12:25:54 PM
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The bible clearly states that snakes are evil creatures. :v The lowest of the low, so much so that God forced them to slither along the ground for all eternity.
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VectorChaos
08/11/17 12:31:29 PM
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Deadpool_18 posted...


I hate southern Baptists


I'm tempted to swap a word in and see which one of us gets modded.

For science.
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Mernardi
08/11/17 12:34:26 PM
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VectorChaos posted...
Deadpool_18 posted...


I hate southern Baptists


I'm tempted to swap a word in and see which one of us gets modded.

For science.

You'll get modded for thinking it.
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Questionmarktarius
08/11/17 12:36:09 PM
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Tezlok
08/11/17 12:36:36 PM
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Wtf....

That is messed up
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MakoReizei
08/11/17 12:37:38 PM
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rattlesnakes are dangerous, dude. I'd seek out and kill black widows if I wasn't so arachnaphobic
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Deadpool_18
08/11/17 12:51:23 PM
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Irony posted...
Rattlesnakes are dicks


If you poke em, yeah.
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Irony
08/11/17 10:09:14 PM
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Deadpool_18 posted...
Irony posted...
Rattlesnakes are dicks


If you poke em, yeah.

Or get within 20 feet of them
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Deadpool_18
08/12/17 1:51:32 PM
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Irony posted...
Deadpool_18 posted...
Irony posted...
Rattlesnakes are dicks


If you poke em, yeah.

Or get within 20 feet of them


They have a pretty recognizable "Leave me the fuck alone." sound.
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ToonLinkWithGun
08/12/17 1:54:52 PM
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Snakes are awesome. The only snakes you really need to worry about are the super venomous ones like Black Mambas and shit. A rattlesnake bite takes a lot longer to kill you and most of the time you can get to a hospital and be okay.

It's like people here being afraid of copperheads. Makes no sense to me. And I despise people who kill garden/rat snakes. Like wtf
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XxKrazyChaosxX
08/12/17 1:59:31 PM
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ToonLinkWithGun posted...
A rattlesnake bite takes a lot longer to kill you and most of the time you can get to a hospital and be okay.


Anti-Venom serum isn't cheap.
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ToonLinkWithGun
08/12/17 2:01:09 PM
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"Nah I can't afford that lemme die"
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XxKrazyChaosxX
08/12/17 2:02:41 PM
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ToonLinkWithGun posted...
"Nah I can't afford that lemme die"


Thanks Obama.
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NathanX95
08/12/17 2:17:37 PM
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Go fucking cry about it.
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Deadpool_18
08/12/17 3:26:27 PM
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NathanX95 posted...
Go fucking cry about it.


You overreact to a lot of things.
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Irony
08/12/17 3:43:50 PM
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Deadpool_18 posted...
Irony posted...
Deadpool_18 posted...
Irony posted...
Rattlesnakes are dicks


If you poke em, yeah.

Or get within 20 feet of them


They have a pretty recognizable "Leave me the fuck alone." sound.

Yeah however if you haven't heard it it is really hard to pinpoint. Most if the time people walk towards where the snake is trying to get away.
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