Poll of the Day > Have you checked out the official Mike Pence website? You should

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Doctor Foxx
08/11/17 4:27:33 PM
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http://www.officialmikepence.com/

The whole site is glorious

I am particularly fond of this page

http://www.officialmikepence.com/mother-may-i/
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Lorthremar
08/11/17 4:32:33 PM
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this isn't official :(
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Doctor Foxx
08/11/17 4:36:19 PM
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Lorthremar posted...
this isn't official :(

But it is the official Mike Pence dot com site nonetheless
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SmokeMassTree
08/11/17 4:59:54 PM
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Childish
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Smarkil
08/11/17 5:04:34 PM
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The what I ate page is awesome
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Ogurisama
08/11/17 5:17:50 PM
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Zeus
08/11/17 5:26:37 PM
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Parody pages are always meh.
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DirtBasedSoap
08/11/17 5:29:49 PM
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SmokeMassTree posted...
Childish

get rekt, triggered snowflake
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Principian
08/11/17 9:49:46 PM
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DirtBasedSoap posted...
SmokeMassTree posted...
Childish

get rekt, triggered snowflake


Isn't Funny and Die (people behind the site) and liberals the triggered snowflakes though? They're still butthurt over Pence not bending over to the gay crusaders.

The funny part is that he hasn't even done anything anti-gay as Vice President. Yet they're still crying and twerking outside his mansion as if that's going to make him suddenly accept homosexuality.

Reminds me of the SJW "artist" who made Donald Trump butt plugs, the irony is that the liberals who purchased them would literally be self inflicting butt hurt upon themselves. As someone else put it "Donald Trump is literally f****** liberals in the ass now!"

For the reference, I'm not anti-gay. I'm just confused why the left is so obsessed over Pence's personal beliefs on homosexuality. Maybe I shouldn't be confused over it, afterall, leftists seem obsessed over sex more than the ultra religious conservatives.
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Lightning Bolt
08/11/17 9:57:21 PM
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Principian posted...
Isn't Funny and Die (people behind the site) and the liberals, the triggered snowflakes though?

I have an important question.
Why do you people call them snowflakes, instead of fingerprints or other things with the same uniqueness reputation?

Because I would totally call somebody a thumb.
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Veedrock-
08/11/17 10:23:37 PM
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Lightning Bolt posted...
I have an important question.
Why do you people call them snowflakes, instead of fingerprints or other things with the same uniqueness reputation?

Snowflakes are delicate.
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SmokeMassTree
08/11/17 10:34:40 PM
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DirtBasedSoap posted...
SmokeMassTree posted...
Childish

get rekt, triggered snowflake


DWzcGm9
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Zeus
08/11/17 10:35:40 PM
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Principian posted...
The funny part is that he hasn't even done anything anti-gay as Vice President. Yet they're still crying and twerking outside his mansion as if that's going to make him suddenly accept homosexuality.


That'd have to be some pretty persuasive twerking.

Veedrock- posted...
Lightning Bolt posted...
I have an important question.
Why do you people call them snowflakes, instead of fingerprints or other things with the same uniqueness reputation?

Snowflakes are delicate.


Obvious really.
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SunWuKung420
08/11/17 10:46:06 PM
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Classic.
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dedbus
08/11/17 11:02:55 PM
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So people are doing the Chuck Norris thing with him. I thought that wasn't cute anymore.
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Yellow
08/12/17 12:17:48 AM
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“Time for a quick reality check, despite the hysteria from the political class and the media, smoking doesn’t kill. In fact, 2 out of every three smokers does not die from a smoking related illness and 9 out of ten smokers do not contract lung cancer.”

~Mike Pence, 2000

that's not a joke he actually said that
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Zeus
08/12/17 1:18:12 AM
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Yellow posted...
“Time for a quick reality check, despite the hysteria from the political class and the media, smoking doesn’t kill. In fact, 2 out of every three smokers does not die from a smoking related illness and 9 out of ten smokers do not contract lung cancer.”

~Mike Pence, 2000

that's not a joke he actually said that


Well, the premise is wrong but the statistics sound right.
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