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UnfairRepresent
08/12/17 1:08:42 PM
#1:


With others?





80/80

It's a sci-fi scenario, the ship is gonna blow. You're rushing to the escape pods. There are plenty of pods. Each pod has room to contain up to 4 people with 4 seats built into the wall and has emergency rations + water. But no tasty food and barely any room. You can't stand up or lie down. Just sit fastened to your chair as the auto-nav returns you to Paris IV. Which will take 52 hours.

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Would you want to be on your own? Or would you want company, and if so how many of your crewmates?

Interested in what CE will say.
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Hambo the Hog
08/12/17 1:12:12 PM
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What's the bathroom situation?
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UnfairRepresent
08/12/17 1:14:35 PM
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Hambo the Hog posted...
What's the bathroom situation?

Catheter or hole in the wall space toilet
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Yaridovich
08/12/17 1:15:32 PM
#4:


Let's see

Die:

- I'm dead
- No noise
- The eternal peace of nonexistence

LIve w/ people in pod:

- Endless crying
- Body Odor
- Have to go to Paris fucking IV fuck I don't even want to go to Paris NOW let alone the fourth one
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UnfairRepresent
08/12/17 1:16:59 PM
#5:


Yaridovich posted...
Let's see

Die:

- I'm dead
- No noise
- The eternal peace of nonexistence

LIve w/ people in pod:

- Endless crying
- Body Odor
- Have to go to Paris fucking IV fuck I don't even want to go to Paris NOW let alone the fourth one

Endless crying? It's 52 hours.

Also you can choose to go in a pod on your own.
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Mernardi
08/12/17 1:28:01 PM
#6:


I'd get all four of us in a pod. Can't leave people behind.
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UnfairRepresent
08/12/17 1:31:39 PM
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Mernardi posted...
I'd get all four of us in a pod. Can't leave people behind.

There's plenty of pods. That's not an issue.

It's just a matter of preference
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Lost_All_Senses
08/12/17 1:36:36 PM
#8:


Yaridovich posted...
Let's see

Die:

- I'm dead
- No noise
- The eternal peace of nonexistence

LIve w/ people in pod:

- Endless crying
- Body Odor
- Have to go to Paris fucking IV fuck I don't even want to go to Paris NOW let alone the fourth one


If you're implying everyones a crybaby than you'd have to listen to your own crying regardless. Or is this one those scenarios for you where you're superman compared to everyone else?
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Chicken
08/12/17 1:39:14 PM
#9:


I get into the pod and eject before anyone else can get in. They die so I can poop in privacy.
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UnfairRepresent
08/12/17 1:40:42 PM
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Chicken posted...
I get into the pod and eject before anyone else can get in. They die so I can poop in privacy.

There's plenty of pods. This isn't the Titanic
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Chicken
08/12/17 1:41:39 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
Chicken posted...
I get into the pod and eject before anyone else can get in. They die so I can poop in privacy.

There's plenty of pods. This isn't the Titanic


Maybe on YOUR ship.
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OwlRammer
08/12/17 1:46:41 PM
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I'm not sitting in no escape pod with a bunch of dudes for 52 hours, maybe if they were girls I'd take them with me but not guys
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UnfairRepresent
08/12/17 1:48:25 PM
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Chicken posted...
UnfairRepresent posted...
Chicken posted...
I get into the pod and eject before anyone else can get in. They die so I can poop in privacy.

There's plenty of pods. This isn't the Titanic


Maybe on YOUR ship.

MY ship didn't get blown up loser.
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So_Hajile
08/12/17 3:41:19 PM
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I'd take only two people: Chris Tucker and Jackie Chan. That way we can reenact the Rush Hour trilogy together. Everyone else on the craft gets left behind.
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UnfairRepresent
08/12/17 5:17:56 PM
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So_Hajile posted...
I'd take only two people: Chris Tucker and Jackie Chan. That way we can reenact the Rush Hour trilogy together. Everyone else on the craft gets left behind.

You really think Chris Tucker would be around in a sci-fi future??
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UnfairRepresent
08/15/17 6:55:07 AM
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bump
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SpiralDrift
08/15/17 6:56:36 AM
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Am I a main cast member? If so, I'm staying on the ship. That way the ship doesn't blow up.
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Leight_Weight
08/15/17 7:36:18 AM
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It's not 80/80 if it doesn't include the punctuation.

Get gud
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creativeme
08/15/17 8:20:11 AM
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can't it be girls? how much rations? like is it enough for 4 people to live but are starving the whole time? 52 hours you can live on just water so rations aren't much of a problem. also depends on are they friends or just random people?
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UnfairRepresent
08/15/17 8:30:04 AM
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creativeme posted...
can't it be girls?


Possible but unlikely. Think how male dominated sailors are and you think space will be different

how much rations? like is it enough for 4 people to live but are starving the whole time? 52 hours you can live on just water so rations aren't much of a problem.


Plenty, it's an escape pod

also depends on are they friends or just random people?


The ship is gonna blow, you don't have time to send out invites
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dragnmaninferno
08/15/17 8:44:35 AM
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UnfairRepresent
08/16/17 12:58:22 PM
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dragnmaninferno posted...
One guy. We can trade handies and bjs during that time.

ewww
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