Current Events > how to know if your a real 90s kid

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1. You were convinced your Furby would kill you while you slept

2. you think Mr. Feeney would be the best teacher ever

3. Are You Afraid of the Dark? still gives you nightmares

4. Teletubbies still creep you out

5. you think Pluto is a planet

6. you can successfully insert the Capri Sun straw on the first try

7. you learned how to use your computer before your parents did

8. you came close to administering a lethal dose of cootie shots

9. you were surprised when Lance Bass came out of the closet

10. you say Hakuna Matata to relieve stress

11. the graphics in Toy Story are still amazing

12. Harry Potter was the first book you enjoyed reading

13. you're still jealous of Matilda's powers

14. you wish Jumanji was a real game

15. you still think your way out of Yoshi Valley in Mario Kart 64 was the fastest

16. you refuse to believe yo-yos were popular when your parents went to school

17. Austin Powers is a better spy than James Bond

18. your parents thought South Park was a shitty influence

19. the only boxing worth watching involves the biting off of ears

20. you still hate Angelica Pickles

21. Free Willy still makes you cry

22. you learned how to spell from a VTech

23. you know every word to The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song

24. your parents still won't buy you Lunchables

25. you use the Clinton definition of sexual relations

26. your scary story is a rip off of Goosebumps

27. the fact that the black Power Ranger was African-American and the yellow one was Chinese doesn't bother you

28. you still wonder why anybody would want to be called Scary Spice

29. your Tamagotchi is still alive

30. roller skates suck and roller blades are awesome

31. you still rewind movies instead of fast-backward

32. you still want to go to Jurassic Park even after seeing the movie

33. the end of Men In Black still makes you wonder

34. Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego isn't just a rhetorical question

35. you wish the Magic School Bus was real

36. the ending to the Sixth Sense still surprises you

37. You remember when Kurt Cobain, Tu Pac, River Phoenix, Selena, and John Lennon died.

38. You know that 'How Rude!' comes from Stephanie from Full House

39. You remember when it was actually worth getting up early

40. on a Saturday to watch cartoons.

41. You remember reading "Goosebumps"

42. You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.

43. You danced to "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls, Females: had a new motto, Males: got a whole lot gay-er. (so tell me what you want, what you really really want.)

44. You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence...Not...

45. You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green Ranger were meant to be together.

46. You remember when super nintendos became popular.

47. Two words... Trapper Keeper.

48. You never got injured on a Slip 'n' Slide

49. Miss Mary Mack, Mack, Mack, all dressed in black, black, black,

50. You remember boom boxes vs. cd players

51. You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet or Nano and brought it everywhere

52. You watched the original Care Bears, My Little Pony, and Ninja Turtles

53. NANCY DREW AND THE HARDY BOYS WERE THE BEST MYSTERY BOOKS

54. Yikes pencils and erasers were the stuff!

55. All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.(pencils.notebooks.binders.etc.)

56. You remember a time before the WB.

57. You thought Brain would actually take over the world
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F*** this 90s bull****.

The 80s were better.
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Is this whole thing just a Facebook level post or is there a funny joke in there somewhere? I'm not reading all that.
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Melonfarms posted...

Is this whole thing just a Facebook level post or is there a funny joke in there somewhere? I'm not reading all that.

look who the TC is
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Philoktetes posted...

Melonfarms posted...

Is this whole thing just a Facebook level post or is there a funny joke in there somewhere? I'm not reading all that.

look who the TC is

But you are TC.
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then who was phone
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Scary Spice is the best one. Wtf?
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What a shit list.
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Teletubbies just look stupid, I never got creeped out by them.
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I don't know if this was taken from Buzzfeed or not, but if it wasn't you nailed their writing style down to a T

Their style is awful, but that's beside the point
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12. Harry Potter was the first book you enjoyed reading

Pretty sure that applies to kids just learning to read now as well.
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Philoktetes posted...

37. You remember when Kurt Cobain, Tu Pac, River Phoenix, Selena, and John Lennon died.

Wut? John Lennon died in 1980. I would have to have been born in the early 70s to remember that.
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Half of this stuff I either watched, did or know and k was a 2000s kid lmao.
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I think like 10 of those applied to me.
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