Current Events > Your ATTRACTIVE gay co-worker asks you eat dinner at his place. He's cooking.

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quinntotheflinn
08/15/17 9:12:45 PM
#1:


How do you react? :O

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Yaridovich
08/15/17 9:13:20 PM
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Put a shirt on you fool, you're going to burn yourself
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C_Pain
08/15/17 9:13:49 PM
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Graciously thank him for being a good friend and enjoy good food and discussion with a pal.
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Xelltrix
08/15/17 9:14:23 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qdwURyIqkgc

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TrevorBlack79
08/15/17 9:14:28 PM
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I'm bringing my boyfriend, and the attractive gay co-worker is dessert.
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thanosibe
08/15/17 9:16:36 PM
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As long as there'll be booze I'll be there.
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ZannoL
08/15/17 9:21:03 PM
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thanosibe posted...
As long as there'll be booze I'll be there.
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known2FAIL
08/15/17 9:22:52 PM
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I would say no thanks. I would say no thanks in general no matter what sexual preference you are. If I call you a Co-Worker then I don't consider you a friend.
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quinntotheflinn
08/15/17 9:24:25 PM
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known2FAIL posted...
I would say no thanks. I would say no thanks in general no matter what sexual preference you are. If I call you a Co-Worker then I don't consider you a friend.

Co-workers can't be friends? :O
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BLAKUboy
08/15/17 9:25:12 PM
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Yaridovich posted...
Put a shirt on you fool, you're going to burn yourself

An apron would be more than adequate to prevent such an outcome. Though those shorts might make it a little warmer than he need be.
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Capn Circus
08/15/17 9:26:35 PM
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thanosibe posted...
As long as there'll be booze I'll be there.


That's how the parties get started...
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known2FAIL
08/15/17 9:27:50 PM
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quinntotheflinn posted...
known2FAIL posted...
I would say no thanks. I would say no thanks in general no matter what sexual preference you are. If I call you a Co-Worker then I don't consider you a friend.

Co-workers can't be friends? :O


Sure. If you were my friend I would call you my friend. Not my Co-Worker. Most cases anyway.
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thanosibe
08/15/17 9:30:22 PM
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Capn Circus posted...
thanosibe posted...
As long as there'll be booze I'll be there.


That's how the parties get started...
Not to stink the thread up with facts, but scientifically alcohol is a solution.
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Zack_Attackv1
08/15/17 9:30:45 PM
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I guess I'll bring the dessert.
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OpheliaAdenade
08/15/17 9:37:44 PM
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i wanna ask him if i can touch those abs
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thanosibe
08/15/17 9:38:25 PM
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OpheliaAdenade posted...
i wanna ask him if i can touch those abs
Ewwwww.
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OpheliaAdenade
08/15/17 9:39:03 PM
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thanosibe posted...
OpheliaAdenade posted...
i wanna ask him if i can touch those abs
Ewwwww.


dont lie you'd wanna touch them too. :u just look at them
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quinntotheflinn
08/15/17 9:44:17 PM
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OpheliaAdenade posted...
thanosibe posted...
OpheliaAdenade posted...
i wanna ask him if i can touch those abs
Ewwwww.


dont lie you'd wanna touch them too. :u just look at them

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thanosibe
08/15/17 10:20:35 PM
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OpheliaAdenade posted...
thanosibe posted...
OpheliaAdenade posted...
i wanna ask him if i can touch those abs
Ewwwww.


dont lie you'd wanna touch them too. :u just look at them
No ma'am. I'm the most heterosexual man on the planet. ;-)
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glitteringfairy
08/15/17 10:23:47 PM
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No I don't think so. What would my gf think
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Zodd3224
08/15/17 10:25:53 PM
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I never turn down a free meal
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geshkigal
08/15/17 10:34:49 PM
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Zodd3224 posted...
I never turn down a free meal

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LightHawKnight
08/15/17 10:35:07 PM
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Free food is nice, though not sure how safe it is to cook without a shirt on, for the eater or the cook.
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Zodd3224
08/15/17 10:36:08 PM
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LightHawKnight posted...
Free food is nice, though not sure how safe it is to cook without a shirt on, for the eater or the cook.


That's a risk im willing to take
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Kanaya413
08/15/17 10:36:14 PM
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Wouldn't go cuz trust no one tbh
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Xelltrix
08/15/17 10:37:21 PM
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<_< I usually cook stop that pops shirtless myself since I don't have an apron and prefer getting stung to getting stuff on my clothes.
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LightHawKnight
08/15/17 10:41:09 PM
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Xelltrix posted...
<_< I usually cook stop that pops shirtless myself since I don't have an apron and prefer getting stung to getting stuff on my clothes.


I rather do laundry than get burning hot liquid on me.
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IfGodCouldDie
08/15/17 10:41:30 PM
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C_Pain posted...
Graciously thank him for being a good friend and enjoy good food and discussion with a pal.

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Xelltrix
08/15/17 10:41:46 PM
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It's usually just like one or two pops, it really doesn't hurt much and it's over fast, lol.
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yusiko
08/15/17 10:42:48 PM
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id give him the book "cooking with semen" (yes thats a real cook book)

just so we knows how i like my food prepared
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LinksLiege
08/15/17 10:43:44 PM
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Is TC's pic what he looks like?

Because I don't really find that attractive :x
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Xelltrix
08/15/17 10:46:48 PM
#32:


more for me
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MrResetti
08/15/17 10:48:27 PM
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ZannoL
08/16/17 12:01:02 AM
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yusiko posted...
id give him the book "cooking with semen" (yes thats a real cook book)

just so we knows how i like my food prepared

Wtf?
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gguirao
08/17/17 2:23:17 PM
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I'd accept but make it clear I'm not interested in a gay relationship.
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ToonLinkWithGun
08/17/17 2:23:52 PM
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Cool free food thanks bruh
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pikachupwnage
08/17/17 2:24:03 PM
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Leight_Weight
08/17/17 2:25:37 PM
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I don't find men attractive so this hypothetical is out the window
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TheDarkCircle
08/17/17 4:30:46 PM
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pikachupwnage posted...
@TheDarkCircle


@pikachupwnage: I got u

TC: this is a lame gimmick bro
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Deadpool_18
08/17/17 4:31:57 PM
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These "turning straights" fetishes that you oddballs have are bordering on harassment.
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yusiko
08/17/17 5:38:29 PM
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gguirao posted...
I'd accept but make it clear I'm not interested in a gay relationship.




cool so it would just be a one night stand
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IfGodCouldDie
08/17/17 6:43:14 PM
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Leight_Weight posted...
I don't find men attractive so this hypothetical is out the window

Finding people attractive and being able to distinguish attractive people are not mutually exclusive
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Mistere Man
08/17/17 8:12:18 PM
#43:


OpheliaAdenade posted...
thanosibe posted...
OpheliaAdenade posted...
i wanna ask him if i can touch those abs
Ewwwww.


dont lie you'd wanna touch them too. :u just look at them

I am straight and I want to touch them.

As to the question say sure, and ask if I need to bring anything?
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PoopMcgee420
08/17/17 8:13:18 PM
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Beat the shit out of him and then block tc for being a gimmick poster
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Xelltrix
08/17/17 9:06:23 PM
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You're gonna beat the up the guy in the OP?
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