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Ammonitida
08/17/17 2:45:42 PM
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4799814/Drunk-Florida-woman-bites-fisherman-s-lure-swims-away.html

What a catch! Drunk Florida woman bites fisherman's lure before swimming away with the rigging


That really happened!
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untrustful
08/17/17 2:50:46 PM
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Florida puts out a consistent performance.
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NadYobWoc
08/17/17 2:54:45 PM
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This is how florida man and florida woman first met
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MabusIncarnate
08/17/17 5:51:35 PM
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Came to post this. Thanks Florida for the continued efforts to bring us hilarious news.
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Florida_Man
08/17/17 5:54:01 PM
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Had to throw her back.
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CartmanMustDie
08/19/17 12:17:41 AM
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Florida
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tremain07
08/19/17 12:19:22 AM
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Florida is one constant family guy cutaway
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I got nothing
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OpenlyGator
08/19/17 12:22:31 AM
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By the laws of Florida, they are now wed.

u2zRtOB
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CartmanMustDie
08/21/17 4:04:07 AM
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OpenlyGator posted...
By the laws of Florida, they are now wed.

u2zRtOB

To be florida is to be openlygator
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Dash_Harber
08/21/17 4:23:28 AM
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I'm really concerned that one day, out of no where, the entire state of Florida is going to hold a press conference and reveal that for the last thirty years, they haven't actually be a state, but instead have been an ongoing performance art group that is extremely committed to their jobs.
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gunplagirl
08/21/17 8:31:12 AM
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She's quite a catch, eh?
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stone
08/21/17 8:32:48 AM
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Dash_Harber posted...
I'm really concerned that one day, out of no where, the entire state of Florida is going to hold a press conference and reveal that for the last thirty years, they haven't actually be a state, but instead have been an ongoing performance art group that is extremely committed to their jobs.

I'm actually more concerned about the fact that they might NOT be an ongoing performance art group.
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SubtletyRefuge
08/23/17 3:53:44 AM
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Expected catching as in getting a date, not literally catching.
Then I read the state
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