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Apocalyptic
08/17/17 6:55:33 PM
#1:


I'm not even going to set up a poll because deep down, we all know the answer. Ass is better than boobs.

Ass is a lifestyle. A religion, if you will. With a nice ass comes a lot of perks. With a nice ass comes great hips meaning healthy children. With a nice ass comes nice legs to support it. With a nice ass comes healthy skin. With a nice ass comes good health and fitness.

Not all of that is guaranteed with breasts. You see, good breasts means excellent fertility naturally but that won't save a women from looking like a fridge or having good health. Perhaps she was simply blessed to have breasts by winning the genetic lottery. A woman can work to have a nice ass and that is admirable. Same doesn't apply with breasts.

The uninitiated will come in here with their word play and try to spin the debate in their favor by saying feces comes out of ass. Well, what of it? All sorts of unsavory discharge seeps of out of all openings on the body. By dismissing ass, you may as well dismiss everything else. Why kiss women? Vomit, saliva, bacteria, plaque, and whatever else has been in or come out of her mouth. Hell, she may have put her mouth around another man's genitals or even went farther for all you know. Shit isn't a valid argument and it never will be.

For a millennia, we men have idolized the female ass dating all the way back to the stone age. Then, came the dawn of dresses and some men lost their way. Not being able to see ass as clear as before, they turned to breasts for it was easier to fantasize about. Those men breeded and their children are the "Boob men" you see today. Unfortunate, I say but there is nothing we can do. Those men are lost souls and may our Lord and savior help them.

The fact that people use ass as an insult is outrageous. Ass is beautiful and should be treated as such. In fact, ass should be used as a compliment. However, people are ignorant. What can you do? One day, they will wake up and realize just the sheer importance of ass. I look at all of these politics and think to myself "This wouldn't happen if these people had enough ass in their life". It's obvious they do not have enough ass. What a shame in my opinion.

Anywho, I think I am done here. For those of you who read all the way to this point, I thank you from the bottom of my heart. Many people know me to be a lucky man. I hope some of my luck brushes onto you kind people so that one day, you can enjoy the sensation, the phenomenon, the life changer that is ass.
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Milkman5
08/17/17 6:56:32 PM
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ass is for guys who like poop
boobs are for guys who like milk
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WafflehouseJK
08/17/17 6:56:56 PM
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Nope, boobs are better.
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Kanaya413
08/17/17 6:57:13 PM
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Nah
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Smashingpmkns
08/17/17 6:59:04 PM
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That's a lot of fucking words and not a lot of fucking pics
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NeonOctopus
08/17/17 7:00:32 PM
#6:


Boobs > Ass. Lets break it down.

Boobs
-inspired the revolutionary video game art called "jiggle physics"
-come in many fun shapes, sizes, and different nipples
-give life-sustaining nourishment to babies
-literally better to sleep on than a real pillow
-takes a real man to stare at boobs while her eyes are everwatchful


Ass
-rip pants if it's too big
-poop
-is for losers to stare at because there is no risk of the girl seeing you stare at her ass
-they make decent bongos if there isn't any real ones around I guess
-anal is aight tho, but if she don't clean well.... uh.........
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Kisai
08/17/17 7:05:23 PM
#8:


I had a feeling TC was inspired by this,

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4oDw9MTaMQQ


but when I got to this part,

Apocalyptic posted...
For a millennia, we men have idolized the female ass dating all the way back to the stone age. Then, came the dawn of dresses and some men lost their way. Not being able to see ass as clear as before, they turned to breasts for it was easier to fantasize about.

it was confirmed for me.
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RebelElite791
08/17/17 7:06:33 PM
#9:


There's a reason almost everyone starts to prefer ass as they get older.
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VandorLee
08/17/17 7:08:15 PM
#10:


Apocalyptic posted...
I'm not even going to set up a poll because deep down, we all know the answer. Ass is better than boobs.

Ass is a lifestyle. A religion, if you will. With a nice ass comes a lot of perks. With a nice ass comes great hips meaning healthy children. With a nice ass comes nice legs to support it. With a nice ass comes healthy skin. With a nice ass comes good health and fitness.

Not all of that is guaranteed with breasts. You see, good breasts means excellent fertility naturally but that won't save a women from looking like a fridge or having good health. Perhaps she was simply blessed to have breasts by winning the genetic lottery. A woman can work to have a nice ass and that is admirable. Same doesn't apply with breasts.

The uninitiated will come in here with their word play and try to spin the debate in their favor by saying feces comes out of ass. Well, what of it? All sorts of unsavory discharge seeps of out of all openings on the body. By dismissing ass, you may as well dismiss everything else. Why kiss women? Vomit, saliva, bacteria, plaque, and whatever else has been in or come out of her mouth. Hell, she may have put her mouth around another man's genitals or even went farther for all you know. Shit isn't a valid argument and it never will be.

For a millennia, we men have idolized the female ass dating all the way back to the stone age. Then, came the dawn of dresses and some men lost their way. Not being able to see ass as clear as before, they turned to breasts for it was easier to fantasize about. Those men breeded and their children are the "Boob men" you see today. Unfortunate, I say but there is nothing we can do. Those men are lost souls and may our Lord and savior help them.

The fact that people use ass as an insult is outrageous. Ass is beautiful and should be treated as such. In fact, ass should be used as a compliment. However, people are ignorant. What can you do? One day, they will wake up and realize just the sheer importance of ass. I look at all of these politics and think to myself "This wouldn't happen if these people had enough ass in their life". It's obvious they do not have enough ass. What a shame in my opinion.

Anywho, I think I am done here. For those of you who read all the way to this point, I thank you from the bottom of my heart. Many people know me to be a lucky man. I hope some of my luck brushes onto you kind people so that one day, you can enjoy the sensation, the phenomenon, the life changer that is ass.


Im not even going to rebuttal because youre wrong.

#rekt
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Zodd3224
08/17/17 7:08:31 PM
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TC I didn't read your wall of text, but know that I support this matter 100%
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Tappor
08/17/17 7:09:45 PM
#12:


Ok
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NeonOctopus
08/17/17 7:16:06 PM
#13:


RebelElite791 posted...
There's a reason almost everyone starts to prefer ass as they get older.

Nah. Ass is for man-children who try to act like adults and think they look sophisticated because they favor ass.

Boobs are for actual adults who know that the best body part is right next to their heart.
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Apocalyptic
08/17/17 7:16:51 PM
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Smashingpmkns posted...
That's a lot of fucking words and not a lot of fucking pics


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Kaname_Madoka
08/17/17 7:17:27 PM
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i clicked on this expecting to see some boobs and ass

instead i got some stupid copypasta wtf

thats better
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myzz7
08/17/17 7:17:31 PM
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Kaname_Madoka
08/17/17 7:18:01 PM
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boobs >> ass though
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Turbam
08/17/17 7:18:24 PM
#18:


Preferring boobs is when you are a teenager
Preferring ass is when you are an adult
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NeonOctopus
08/17/17 7:19:25 PM
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Turbam posted...
Preferring boobs is when you are a teenager
Preferring ass is when you are an adult

NeonOctopus posted...
Nah. Ass is for man-children who try to act like adults and think they look sophisticated because they favor ass.

Boobs are for actual adults who know that the best body part is right next to their heart.

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Turbam
08/17/17 7:20:16 PM
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NeonOctopus posted...
Turbam posted...
Preferring boobs is when you are a teenager
Preferring ass is when you are an adult

NeonOctopus posted...
Nah. Ass is for man-children who try to act like adults and think they look sophisticated because they favor ass.

Boobs are for actual adults who know that the best body part is right next to their heart.

Is this what being a boob guy is like?
Living in denial? :V
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BootyGif
08/17/17 7:20:39 PM
#21:


HBDVFM9

or

cbzt7dX
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Yaridovich
08/17/17 7:21:08 PM
#22:


Tits are life, ass is hometown
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Milkman5
08/17/17 7:21:19 PM
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Turbam posted...
Preferring boobs is when you are a teenager
Preferring ass is when you are an adult

I'm not a teenager. Sorry, milk > poop
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The Wheelman1
08/17/17 7:24:58 PM
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myzz7 posted...
boobs because im not gay

Insecure much?
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Apocalyptic
08/17/17 7:30:33 PM
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BootyGif posted...
HBDVFM9

or

cbzt7dX


Sure, breasts can be nice.

0UfDL5V
HQI71bz
vi7l3p4 (looks like a shop to me)

However, ass is superior

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Zodd3224
08/17/17 7:38:53 PM
#26:


Its not even debatable.

Boobs are optional side quests, ass is the main mission.
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Kisai
08/17/17 7:40:45 PM
#27:


Boobs master race.

Filthy ass peasants.
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Tekutso
08/17/17 7:42:56 PM
#28:


I agree with TC.
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Xxlv20xX
08/17/17 7:49:06 PM
#29:


Average Boobs > Average Ass
Great Ass > Great Boobs
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NeonOctopus
08/17/17 7:53:39 PM
#30:


Zodd3224 posted...
Its not even debatable.

Boobs are optional side quests, ass is the main mission.

So if it's like Bethesda games, sidequests are the best part while the main quest is pure ass
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KiwiTerraRizing
08/17/17 7:54:15 PM
#31:


Boobs today
Boobs tomorrow
Boobs forever
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Blackstar110
08/17/17 7:56:42 PM
#32:


I say this every time and I'm normally hailed as a genius so BRACE YOURSELF

If the question is great ass and no boobs vs great boobs and no ass, the answer is always ass.

If, however, the question is 10/10 boobs and 7/10 ass vs 10/10 ass and 7/10 boobs, go with the perfect boobs.

Ass is mandatory, but if we're talking about a girl who's overall super hot anyway, take the perfect rack.

You're welcome.
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action52
08/17/17 7:59:45 PM
#33:


Man they're both awesome. Why do we have to have arguments over which is better?
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Zodd3224
08/17/17 8:01:35 PM
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NeonOctopus posted...
Zodd3224 posted...
Its not even debatable.

Boobs are optional side quests, ass is the main mission.

So if it's like Bethesda games, sidequests are the best part while the main quest is pure ass


LoL
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mattnd2007
08/17/17 8:04:03 PM
#35:


ass>boobs

but i'm not picky. i just like the female form. as long as they have some legs, some boobs, and some ass and aren't land whales we are good to go.
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Apocalyptic
08/17/17 8:15:47 PM
#36:


action52 posted...
Man they're both awesome. Why do we have to have arguments over which is better?


As a civilization, we thrive on conflict.
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mrtopgoon327
08/17/17 8:18:02 PM
#37:


Girls don't look very womanly to me without some kinda curves to their ass/hips. I'll never be interested in a girl without em. It doesn't have to be huge or nothin but theres gotta be a nice shape mang.
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Rikiaz
08/17/17 8:23:49 PM
#38:


Boobs > Thighs > Midriffs > Face > Hips > Feet > Ass > Legs > Labia > Arms
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King Rial
08/17/17 8:25:58 PM
#39:


Just give me a woman, please. I'll take it all.
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Dabrikishaw15
08/18/17 12:08:55 AM
#40:


action52 posted...
Man they're both awesome. Why do we have to have arguments over which is better?

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Apocalyptic
08/18/17 1:59:35 AM
#41:


Also, this isn't copypasta.
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Offworlder1
08/18/17 2:53:53 AM
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KiwiTerraRizing posted...
Boobs today
Boobs tomorrow
Boobs forever

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MelzezDoor
08/18/17 3:05:47 AM
#43:


No.

Offworlder1 posted...
KiwiTerraRizing posted...
Boobs today
Boobs tomorrow
Boobs forever

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Sativa_Rose
08/18/17 3:07:35 AM
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I like to put my tongue on both.
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LittleRoyal
08/18/17 3:11:22 AM
#45:


*takes hit of mystery substance that isn't illegal weed*

Think of this, males

With boobs you worry largely about size. Then color of nipple. IMO I'm a loser in those.

Perkiness, roundnsss and bounciness and squeeeshy are other factors.

60% good boobs.
They look good in a bra, 80% (still small) then I got palish almost skin colored nips bro.

Butts? Yeah they are round, or flat. But you know what you're getting. And even a flatter ass will have some roundness. Plus a small ass you can make bubbly and round.

Logically ass would have to win because it's always at least good and never disappointing.

Boobs can be bad. Hanging out in locker rooms I've seen unfavorable boobs before. Butts won't be unfavorable just maybe not the best feature on her.
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Terra-enforcer
08/18/17 3:58:14 PM
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Turbam posted...
Preferring boobs is when you are a teenager
Preferring ass is when you are an adult

Spit those truth bombs all day my man. Boobs are when you still remember being on mom's knockers. Real adults have evolved from there.
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JimmyJumper6
08/18/17 4:00:00 PM
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Apocalyptic
08/18/17 4:34:24 PM
#48:


Kisai posted...
I had a feeling TC was inspired by this,

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4oDw9MTaMQQ


but when I got to this part,

Apocalyptic posted...
For a millennia, we men have idolized the female ass dating all the way back to the stone age. Then, came the dawn of dresses and some men lost their way. Not being able to see ass as clear as before, they turned to breasts for it was easier to fantasize about.

it was confirmed for me.


That was amazing.
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