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Apocalyptic 08/17/17 6:55:33 PM #1: |
I'm not even going to set up a poll because deep down, we all know the answer. Ass is better than boobs.
Ass is a lifestyle. A religion, if you will. With a nice ass comes a lot of perks. With a nice ass comes great hips meaning healthy children. With a nice ass comes nice legs to support it. With a nice ass comes healthy skin. With a nice ass comes good health and fitness. Not all of that is guaranteed with breasts. You see, good breasts means excellent fertility naturally but that won't save a women from looking like a fridge or having good health. Perhaps she was simply blessed to have breasts by winning the genetic lottery. A woman can work to have a nice ass and that is admirable. Same doesn't apply with breasts. The uninitiated will come in here with their word play and try to spin the debate in their favor by saying feces comes out of ass. Well, what of it? All sorts of unsavory discharge seeps of out of all openings on the body. By dismissing ass, you may as well dismiss everything else. Why kiss women? Vomit, saliva, bacteria, plaque, and whatever else has been in or come out of her mouth. Hell, she may have put her mouth around another man's genitals or even went farther for all you know. Shit isn't a valid argument and it never will be. For a millennia, we men have idolized the female ass dating all the way back to the stone age. Then, came the dawn of dresses and some men lost their way. Not being able to see ass as clear as before, they turned to breasts for it was easier to fantasize about. Those men breeded and their children are the "Boob men" you see today. Unfortunate, I say but there is nothing we can do. Those men are lost souls and may our Lord and savior help them. The fact that people use ass as an insult is outrageous. Ass is beautiful and should be treated as such. In fact, ass should be used as a compliment. However, people are ignorant. What can you do? One day, they will wake up and realize just the sheer importance of ass. I look at all of these politics and think to myself "This wouldn't happen if these people had enough ass in their life". It's obvious they do not have enough ass. What a shame in my opinion. Anywho, I think I am done here. For those of you who read all the way to this point, I thank you from the bottom of my heart. Many people know me to be a lucky man. I hope some of my luck brushes onto you kind people so that one day, you can enjoy the sensation, the phenomenon, the life changer that is ass. --- ... ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Milkman5 08/17/17 6:56:32 PM #2: |
ass is for guys who like poop
boobs are for guys who like milk ... Copied to Clipboard!
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WafflehouseJK 08/17/17 6:56:56 PM #3: |
Nope, boobs are better.
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Kanaya413 08/17/17 6:57:13 PM #4: |
Nah
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Smashingpmkns 08/17/17 6:59:04 PM #5: |
That's a lot of fucking words and not a lot of fucking pics
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NeonOctopus 08/17/17 7:00:32 PM #6: |
Boobs > Ass. Lets break it down.
Boobs -inspired the revolutionary video game art called "jiggle physics" -come in many fun shapes, sizes, and different nipples -give life-sustaining nourishment to babies -literally better to sleep on than a real pillow -takes a real man to stare at boobs while her eyes are everwatchful Ass -rip pants if it's too big -poop -is for losers to stare at because there is no risk of the girl seeing you stare at her ass -they make decent bongos if there isn't any real ones around I guess -anal is aight tho, but if she don't clean well.... uh......... --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Kisai 08/17/17 7:05:23 PM #8: |
I had a feeling TC was inspired by this,
![]() but when I got to this part, Apocalyptic posted... For a millennia, we men have idolized the female ass dating all the way back to the stone age. Then, came the dawn of dresses and some men lost their way. Not being able to see ass as clear as before, they turned to breasts for it was easier to fantasize about. it was confirmed for me. --- WHO MODS THE MODERATORS? ... Copied to Clipboard!
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RebelElite791 08/17/17 7:06:33 PM #9: |
There's a reason almost everyone starts to prefer ass as they get older.
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VandorLee 08/17/17 7:08:15 PM #10: |
Apocalyptic posted...
I'm not even going to set up a poll because deep down, we all know the answer. Ass is better than boobs. Im not even going to rebuttal because youre wrong. #rekt --- "God didn't create humans, no, it's humans who created God." Dr. Londes, Cowboy Bebop: "Brain Scratch" (#1.23) (1999) ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Zodd3224 08/17/17 7:08:31 PM #11: |
TC I didn't read your wall of text, but know that I support this matter 100%
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Tappor 08/17/17 7:09:45 PM #12: |
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NeonOctopus 08/17/17 7:16:06 PM #13: |
RebelElite791 posted...
There's a reason almost everyone starts to prefer ass as they get older. Nah. Ass is for man-children who try to act like adults and think they look sophisticated because they favor ass. Boobs are for actual adults who know that the best body part is right next to their heart. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Apocalyptic 08/17/17 7:16:51 PM #14: |
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Kaname_Madoka 08/17/17 7:17:27 PM #15: |
i clicked on this expecting to see some boobs and ass
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myzz7 08/17/17 7:17:31 PM #16: |
boobs because im not gay
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Kaname_Madoka 08/17/17 7:18:01 PM #17: |
boobs >> ass though
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Turbam 08/17/17 7:18:24 PM #18: |
Preferring boobs is when you are a teenager
Preferring ass is when you are an adult --- ~snip (V)_(; ;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! http://i.imgur.com/p9Xvjvs.gif ... Copied to Clipboard!
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NeonOctopus 08/17/17 7:19:25 PM #19: |
Turbam posted...
Preferring boobs is when you are a teenager NeonOctopus posted... Nah. Ass is for man-children who try to act like adults and think they look sophisticated because they favor ass. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Turbam 08/17/17 7:20:16 PM #20: |
NeonOctopus posted...
Turbam posted...Preferring boobs is when you are a teenager Is this what being a boob guy is like? Living in denial? :V --- ~snip (V)_(; ;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! http://i.imgur.com/p9Xvjvs.gif ... Copied to Clipboard!
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BootyGif 08/17/17 7:20:39 PM #21: |
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Yaridovich 08/17/17 7:21:08 PM #22: |
Tits are life, ass is hometown
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Milkman5 08/17/17 7:21:19 PM #23: |
Turbam posted...
Preferring boobs is when you are a teenager I'm not a teenager. Sorry, milk > poop ... Copied to Clipboard!
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The Wheelman1 08/17/17 7:24:58 PM #24: |
myzz7 posted...
boobs because im not gay Insecure much? --- XBox Live GT: MastaMez PSN: KoolMez http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=TheWheelman1 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Apocalyptic 08/17/17 7:30:33 PM #25: |
BootyGif posted...
Sure, breasts can be nice. ![]() ![]() ![]() However, ass is superior ![]() ![]() ![]() --- ... ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Zodd3224 08/17/17 7:38:53 PM #26: |
Its not even debatable.
Boobs are optional side quests, ass is the main mission. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Kisai 08/17/17 7:40:45 PM #27: |
Boobs master race.
Filthy ass peasants. --- WHO MODS THE MODERATORS? ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Tekutso 08/17/17 7:42:56 PM #28: |
I agree with TC.
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Xxlv20xX 08/17/17 7:49:06 PM #29: |
Average Boobs > Average Ass
Great Ass > Great Boobs ... Copied to Clipboard!
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NeonOctopus 08/17/17 7:53:39 PM #30: |
Zodd3224 posted...
Its not even debatable. So if it's like Bethesda games, sidequests are the best part while the main quest is pure --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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KiwiTerraRizing 08/17/17 7:54:15 PM #31: |
Boobs today
Boobs tomorrow Boobs forever --- Jake Peralta: World's Grossest Pervert ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Blackstar110 08/17/17 7:56:42 PM #32: |
I say this every time and I'm normally hailed as a genius so BRACE YOURSELF
If the question is great ass and no boobs vs great boobs and no ass, the answer is always ass. If, however, the question is 10/10 boobs and 7/10 ass vs 10/10 ass and 7/10 boobs, go with the perfect boobs. Ass is mandatory, but if we're talking about a girl who's overall super hot anyway, take the perfect rack. You're welcome. --- -Shred ... Copied to Clipboard!
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action52 08/17/17 7:59:45 PM #33: |
Man they're both awesome. Why do we have to have arguments over which is better?
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Zodd3224 08/17/17 8:01:35 PM #34: |
NeonOctopus posted...
Zodd3224 posted...Its not even debatable. LoL --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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mattnd2007 08/17/17 8:04:03 PM #35: |
ass>boobs
but i'm not picky. i just like the female form. as long as they have some legs, some boobs, and some ass and aren't land whales we are good to go. --- go join the "expletive not allowed" nazis then. you "expletive not allowed" psycho- Spudger 01/15/17 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Apocalyptic 08/17/17 8:15:47 PM #36: |
action52 posted...
Man they're both awesome. Why do we have to have arguments over which is better? As a civilization, we thrive on conflict. --- ... ... Copied to Clipboard!
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mrtopgoon327 08/17/17 8:18:02 PM #37: |
Girls don't look very womanly to me without some kinda curves to their ass/hips. I'll never be interested in a girl without em. It doesn't have to be huge or nothin but theres gotta be a nice shape mang.
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Rikiaz 08/17/17 8:23:49 PM #38: |
Boobs > Thighs > Midriffs > Face > Hips > Feet > Ass > Legs > Labia > Arms
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King Rial 08/17/17 8:25:58 PM #39: |
Just give me a woman, please. I'll take it all.
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Dabrikishaw15 08/18/17 12:08:55 AM #40: |
action52 posted...
Man they're both awesome. Why do we have to have arguments over which is better? --- 3DS FC: 4382 - 2449 - 5707 IGN: Anthony ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Apocalyptic 08/18/17 1:59:35 AM #41: |
Also, this isn't copypasta.
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Offworlder1 08/18/17 2:53:53 AM #42: |
KiwiTerraRizing posted...
Boobs today --- "Always two there are, a master and an apprentice" ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MelzezDoor 08/18/17 3:05:47 AM #43: |
No.
Offworlder1 posted... KiwiTerraRizing posted...Boobs today --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Sativa_Rose 08/18/17 3:07:35 AM #44: |
I like to put my tongue on both.
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LittleRoyal 08/18/17 3:11:22 AM #45: |
*takes hit of mystery substance that isn't illegal weed*
Think of this, males With boobs you worry largely about size. Then color of nipple. IMO I'm a loser in those. Perkiness, roundnsss and bounciness and squeeeshy are other factors. 60% good boobs. They look good in a bra, 80% (still small) then I got palish almost skin colored nips bro. Butts? Yeah they are round, or flat. But you know what you're getting. And even a flatter ass will have some roundness. Plus a small ass you can make bubbly and round. Logically ass would have to win because it's always at least good and never disappointing. Boobs can be bad. Hanging out in locker rooms I've seen unfavorable boobs before. Butts won't be unfavorable just maybe not the best feature on her. --- I-I really needed this~~ Time to stomp some faces!!! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Terra-enforcer 08/18/17 3:58:14 PM #46: |
Turbam posted...
Preferring boobs is when you are a teenager Spit those truth bombs all day my man. Boobs are when you still remember being on mom's knockers. Real adults have evolved from there. --- Nintendo Switch Friend Code: SW-3032-7898-9500 http://psnprofiles.com/Terraforce777 http://miiverse.nintendo.net/users/Rayquaza487 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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JimmyJumper6 08/18/17 4:00:00 PM #47: |
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Apocalyptic 08/18/17 4:34:24 PM #48: |
Kisai posted...
I had a feeling TC was inspired by this, That was amazing. --- ... ... Copied to Clipboard!
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