Current Events > FLORIDA MAN STRIKES AGAIN: Man accused of choking GF wants 2 show penis in court

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Jtrunks 08/19/17 2:08:05 AM #1:	To prove she died as a result of choking while performing oral sex on him... He wants. To prove. She died. On his penis. Let that sink in for a moment. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lA1672_L8aA --- Aka: Vash The Stampede of all boards <cite>Jtrunks posted [p:885045786] in FLORIDA MA... [t:75686063]...</cite> <quote>To prove she died as a result of choking while performing oral sex on him... He wants. To prove. She died. On his penis. Let that sink in for a moment. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lA1672_L8aA</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MangaFan462 08/19/17 2:10:08 AM #2:	Lmao --- Posted using GameFlux https://i.imgur.com/Il34cSX.jpg / https://i.redd.it/zwfbqetu2b8y.jpg <cite>MangaFan462 posted [p:885045836] in FLORIDA MA... [t:75686063]...</cite> <quote>Lmao</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FF_Redux 08/19/17 4:23:13 AM #3:	Wait. He wants to prove that his gf died of his penis and not by murder otherwise? I don't get it.. --- http://i.imgur.com/ED6dquy.png made by Strychnine_G http://i.imgur.com/Z4cir.gif http://i.imgur.com/qEyGS.gif http://i.imgur.com/37KDT.gif <cite>FF_Redux posted [p:885048796] in FLORIDA MA... [t:75686063]...</cite> <quote>Wait. He wants to prove that his gf died of his penis and not by murder otherwise? I don't get it..</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Jtrunks 08/19/17 8:42:59 AM #4:	FF_Redux posted... Wait. He wants to prove that his gf died of his penis and not by murder otherwise? I don't get it.. yup. he wants to prove that he was innocent in that they were just having consensual sex and she accidentally died on his ding a ling. --- Aka: Vash The Stampede of all boards <cite>Jtrunks posted [p:885053192] in FLORIDA MA... [t:75686063]...</cite> <quote><cite>FF_Redux posted...</cite> <quote>Wait. He wants to prove that his gf died of his penis and not by murder otherwise? I don't get it..</quote> yup. he wants to prove that he was innocent in that they were just having consensual sex and she accidentally died on his ding a ling.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Jagr_68 08/19/17 9:14:33 AM #5:	Ah, the old "accidental death by BJ" defense. Even if hypothetically the victim died from that, there are so many flaws in that story to count that prove it would be anything but an accident. --- New York Rangers [2004-2008] http://i.imgur.com/BLrKxEd.jpg http://timtim.crevado.com/ <cite>Jagr_68 posted [p:885053988] in FLORIDA MA... [t:75686063]...</cite> <quote>Ah, the old "accidental death by BJ" defense. Even if hypothetically the victim died from that, there are so many flaws in that story to count that prove it would be anything but an accident.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SageHarpuia 08/19/17 9:16:54 AM #6:	Curse you Florida Man!!!!!!!!! --- My name is Harpuia, one of the four Guardians of Master X and General of the Strong Air Battalion, The Rekku Army. <cite>SageHarpuia posted [p:885054056] in FLORIDA MA... [t:75686063]...</cite> <quote>Curse you Florida Man!!!!!!!!!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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King Rial 08/21/17 5:09:02 AM #8:	As hilarious as the request is, I'm laughing even harder at the fact that the prosecutor seems pissed off that the pics he's seen so far aren't of an erect penis. That's seems to be his biggest concern. I don't even think I heard him object to the petition at its face value. Only concerns over where it will happen and if it will be flaccid or not. --- "I keep a picture of my butthole in my wallet." - fire810 <cite>King Rial posted [p:885164076] in FLORIDA MA... [t:75686063]...</cite> <quote>As hilarious as the request is, I'm laughing even harder at the fact that the prosecutor seems pissed off that the pics he's seen so far aren't of an erect penis. That's seems to be his biggest concern. I don't even think I heard him object to the petition at its face value. Only concerns over where it will happen and if it will be flaccid or not.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Ricemills 08/23/17 4:24:56 AM #10:	he shouldve just choke the chicken instead. --- You have the right to remain silent, anything you post will be misquoted, then used against you. <cite>Ricemills posted [p:885289050] in FLORIDA MA... [t:75686063]...</cite> <quote>he shouldve just choke the chicken instead.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
JimmyJumper6 08/23/17 4:28:52 AM #11:	Electrocute this man :) <cite>JimmyJumper6 posted [p:885289120] in FLORIDA MA... [t:75686063]...</cite> <quote>Electrocute this man :)</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KLouD_KoNNeCteD 08/23/17 4:29:26 AM #12:	Ricemills posted... he shouldve just choke the chicken instead. I assume he didn't have any chickens around to choke with his penis. --- Quintons fatass way back there. Homie cant keep his pants up. Tryna borrow a belt I'm like Nobody here wear size EQUATOR!! <cite>KLouD_KoNNeCteD posted [p:885289131] in FLORIDA MA... [t:75686063]...</cite> <quote><cite>Ricemills posted...</cite> <quote>he shouldve just choke the chicken instead.</quote> I assume he didn't have any chickens around to choke with his penis.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
IHeartRadiation 08/23/17 4:44:49 AM #13:	The day I meet this Florida Man is the day your souls are forfeit denizens of CE. Know this well. --- I enjoy the finer points of ham <cite>IHeartRadiation posted [p:885289403] in FLORIDA MA... [t:75686063]...</cite> <quote>The day I meet this Florida Man is the day your souls are forfeit denizens of CE. Know this well.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
kkTheKiller42 08/23/17 4:45:47 AM #14:	is there a mascot or definitive character for Florida man yet? --- http://tinyurl.com/3zfs5vb http://tinyurl.com/br9bdeu http://i.imgur.com/6re4mWM.jpg http://i.imgur.com/o0b0x9O.jpg <cite>kkTheKiller42 posted [p:885289419] in FLORIDA MA... [t:75686063]...</cite> <quote>is there a mascot or definitive character for Florida man yet?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Etherealfare 08/23/17 10:08:01 PM #15:	kkTheKiller42 posted... is there a mascot or definitive character for Florida man yet? Absolutely there is. His name is Jeb! --- No time to freeze undercovers ease up in Grand Prix, and seize packages and pocket the currency - GZA <cite>Etherealfare posted [p:885337142] in FLORIDA MA... [t:75686063]...</cite> <quote><cite>kkTheKiller42 posted...</cite> <quote>is there a mascot or definitive character for Florida man yet?</quote> Absolutely there is. His name is Jeb!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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CartmanMustDie 08/28/17 12:08:16 AM #17:	Is this the same guy who shot his wife in the nebulars during sex? <cite>CartmanMustDie posted [p:885572556] in FLORIDA MA... [t:75686063]...</cite> <quote>Is this the same guy who shot his wife in the nebulars during sex?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Skye Reynolds 08/28/17 12:11:26 AM #18:	Th3HonestTruth posted... kkTheKiller42 posted... is there a mascot or definitive character for Florida man yet? Bugs Bunny This gif never stops being relevant. :( <cite>Skye Reynolds posted [p:885572705] in FLORIDA MA... [t:75686063]...</cite> <quote><cite>Th3HonestTruth posted...</cite> <quote><cite>kkTheKiller42 posted...</cite> <quote>is there a mascot or definitive character for Florida man yet?</quote> Bugs Bunny</quote> This gif never stops being relevant. :(</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Bad_Mojo 08/28/17 12:15:36 AM #19:	I've heard of this before. Old story or did it just go to trial? --- https://i.imgtc.com/hQ5SuG6.gif https://i.imgtc.com/QrhAq36.gif https://i.imgtc.com/Yjov9DU.gif <cite>Bad_Mojo posted [p:885572880] in FLORIDA MA... [t:75686063]...</cite> <quote>I've heard of this before. Old story or did it just go to trial?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ClockworkHare 08/28/17 6:09:28 AM #20:	Don't worry. That's a lousy defense even by TV standards. The courts will make sure he doesn't get off again. --- Bite me like one of your French rolls. http://www.imageupload.co.uk/images/2017/06/05/flcnpawn.png http://www.imageupload.co.uk/images/2017/06/05/84543589.gif <cite>ClockworkHare posted [p:885582145] in FLORIDA MA... [t:75686063]...</cite> <quote>Don't worry. That's a lousy defense even by TV standards. The courts will make sure he doesn't get off again.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Lordsai 08/30/17 2:24:29 AM #22:	ClockworkHare posted... Don't worry. That's a lousy defense even by TV standards. The courts will make sure he doesn't get off again. I c wut u did thar <cite>Lordsai posted [p:885701026] in FLORIDA MA... [t:75686063]...</cite> <quote><cite>ClockworkHare posted...</cite> <quote>Don't worry. That's a lousy defense even by TV standards. The courts will make sure he doesn't get off again.</quote> I c wut u did thar</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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