Poll of the Day > I felt doofy shaving in a communal shower room just now.

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Currant_Kaiser
08/19/17 6:43:44 PM
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I'm not great with shaving cream, so it ends up looking all puffy and beardlike, almost like I'm intentionally making it look doofy like a child with shaving cream would.

A guy rounds the corner and starts shaving, and I notice that he has it looking PERFECTLY SMOOTH. It laid against his skin like a BEDSHEET. Should I be ashamed?
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Greenfox111
08/19/17 6:45:54 PM
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yes

also this is why i dont use shaving cream
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HellHole_
08/19/17 6:46:38 PM
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he just applied it differently, and probably has a different brand of cream

should of asked him how he did that, there's no shame in asking
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goddammit you look so lovely, but you sound,
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WastelandCowboy
08/19/17 6:47:49 PM
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Ashamed, no.

Wasteful, maybe, but since you apparently didn't know that shaving cream expands when used, it's fine.

"Less is more."
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Currant_Kaiser
08/19/17 7:01:40 PM
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WastelandCowboy posted...
Ashamed, no.

Wasteful, maybe, but since you apparently didn't know that shaving cream expands when used, it's fine.

"Less is more."


I know it does, but I still always wind up overestimating.
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SKARDAVNELNATE
08/20/17 12:38:49 PM
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Currant_Kaiser posted...
I'm not great with shaving cream

Are you using the foam or the stuff you apply with a brush?
Does the same happen with the gel?
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Currant_Kaiser
08/20/17 12:58:44 PM
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SKARDAVNELNATE posted...
Currant_Kaiser posted...
I'm not great with shaving cream

Are you using the foam or the stuff you apply with a brush?
Does the same happen with the gel?


Only ever used the foam.
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SKARDAVNELNATE
08/20/17 1:00:48 PM
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Currant_Kaiser posted...
Only ever used the foam.

Try the gel. It's not so thick. I find it works better with a layer of soap lather applied first.
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ShadosAtPhoenix
08/20/17 1:33:47 PM
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no time for that crap. I just use an electric shaver, takes 2 minutes, it's good enough, done.
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HillChange
08/20/17 1:42:52 PM
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Who is "doofy", and why were you feeling him while he was shaving?
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TIE543
08/20/17 1:43:46 PM
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When I read the title, for some reason I thought you were talking about shaving your pubes
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Action53
08/20/17 2:14:45 PM
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TIE543 posted...
When I read the title, for some reason I thought you were talking about shaving your pubes

You should shave your pubes in the shower at the gym
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TIE543
08/20/17 2:19:39 PM
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Action53 posted...
TIE543 posted...
When I read the title, for some reason I thought you were talking about shaving your pubes

You should shave your pubes in the shower at the gym

Shhh
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SKARDAVNELNATE
08/20/17 3:04:16 PM
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HillChange posted...
Who is "doofy", and why were you feeling him while he was shaving?

http://scarymovie.wikia.com/wiki/Doofy_Gilmore
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