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The August eclipse occurs exactly 33 days before the Revelation 12 Sign, beginning in the 33rd state (Oregon), and ending in South Carolina at the 33rd parallel. The eclipse occurs on the 233rd day of the year, which is 33 weeks and 2 days into 2017. It occurs 133 days before the end of the year, takes 1 hour and 33 minutes to cross the nation, and ends on the 33rd second. It's been noted that an eclipse like this hasn't happened in 99 years. That would be 3 x 33 years. I sure don't believe in coincidences.

Ezekiel 33:

The word of the Lord came to me: "Son of man, speak to your people and say to them: ‘When I bring the sword against a land, and the people of the land choose one of their men and make him their watchman, and he sees the sword coming against the land and blows the trumpet to warn the people, then if anyone hears the trumpet but does not heed the warning and the sword comes and takes their life, their blood will be on their own head. Since they heard the sound of the trumpet but did not heed the warning, their blood will be on their own head. If they had heeded the warning, they would have saved themselves. But if the watchman sees the sword coming and does not blow the trumpet to warn the people and the sword comes and takes someone’s life, that person’s life will be taken because of their sin, but I will hold the watchman accountable for their blood.’

Revelation 3:3:

Remember, then, what you received and heard. Keep it, and repent. If you will not wake up, I will come like a thief, and you will not know at what hour I will come against you.

Maybe it's time to take heed.
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Omega_Metroid_0 posted...

The August eclipse occurs exactly 33 days before the Revelation 12 Sign

Flip 12 around and you get 21

Ezekiel Elliot wears #21
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ok
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Eskmonotopoopoo 44:13

"And le said upon thou, thy shall not eat thy poopoo, but become thy poopoo in one"

Guys, I think it's time to repent tbh
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I remember when a poster called CIA911 was constantly posting about the apocalypse happening soon because some loon who's been wrong time and time again made a new "prediction".
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I do believe the antichrist has been born.

Probably a small child now.
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iPhone_7 posted...

I remember when a poster called CIA911 was constantly posting about the apocalypse happening soon because some loon who's been wrong time and time again made a new "prediction".

Who was that dude who made the prediction that some huge earthquake was going to happen that brought about the end of the world? I remember they had him on TV at the time he predicted. He was standing outside and a ton of people were also outside. The time came and nothing happened. They asked him about whether he was going to give back all the money people donated to him and he just said it had been spent and went back inside.
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This is the 2nd thing I've seen on ce today that has made me extremely ashamed and embarrassed to be a human being.
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The high in Pittsburgh today is 87F.

The low today is 71F.

August 21st 2017
8 + 21 + 20 + 17 = 66

Pittsburgh Penguins are the anti-christ.
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Go to bed Jim Carrey, you're drunk.
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This kind of makes me wish I had rigged up a giant trumpet.

I don't believe in coincidences but everything lines up perfectly with my religion!

Um... ok then
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Half Life 3 confirmed
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CableZL posted...

Omega_Metroid_0 posted...

The August eclipse occurs exactly 33 days before the Revelation 12 Sign

Flip 12 around and you get 21

Ezekiel Elliot wears #21

This made me lol

NeoShadowhen posted...

This kind of makes me wish I had rigged up a giant trumpet.

The reveal about that may very well be my 2nd favorite movie reveal of all time after the end of The Usual Suspects.
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There's two solar eclipses every year, except for the occasional year when there's five.