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ChromaticAngel
08/21/17 5:30:05 PM
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IMO, it's idolatry and nationalistic. We should instead replace the pictures of people with pictures of 'ThingsAmerican'

Here is my proposal

$0.01 - Replace with nothing. Seriously. Get rid of this fucking thing.

$0.05 - Picture of Peanut, the most traditional american snack

$0.10 - Picture of Corn, the original American crop that sustained all manner of settlers throughout the harshest weather

$0.25 - Picture of Potato, same thing as corn, but in tuber format

$0.50 - Picture of Turkey, big ol' fat bird served literally everywhere that serves sliced meat.

$1 (coin) - Picture of a Sunflower, how bright! The gold color of the coin would probably look great for the Sunflower.

$1 - Picture of Catfish, scavenger of the rivers. Used as both garbage disposal and sustaining food

$5 - Picture of a chocolate bar. MMM.... Chocolate.... good ol' American Original.

$10 - Picture of Tomato, delicious fruit that has since been integrated into nearly every fucking cusine in the world

$20 - Picture of Bald Eagle, only without the tear shedding or dropped chalk

$50 - Picture of Propeller Plane, celebrate American innovation, not the innovators

$100 - Picture of Statue of Liberty

Bonus:
$2 - Picture of Rattlesnake, cause don't tread on me
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BlueBoy675
08/21/17 5:31:30 PM
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Nah
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VectorChaos
08/21/17 5:32:44 PM
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Only if we make a $1,000 bill and this is on it

UbulV14
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ChromaticAngel
08/21/17 5:32:48 PM
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BlueBoy675 posted...
Nah

Why do you hate America?
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DocileOrangeCup
08/21/17 5:32:53 PM
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ChromaticAngel
08/21/17 5:34:34 PM
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DocileOrangeCup posted...
Corn should be higher


Once this is approved by the federal reserve, I'll ask them to print a $1,000,000 denomination platinum corn coin just for you.
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DocileOrangeCup
08/21/17 5:35:16 PM
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BlueBoy675
08/21/17 5:35:37 PM
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ChromaticAngel posted...
BlueBoy675 posted...
Nah

Why do you hate America?

Well that escalated quickly
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Yaridovich
08/21/17 5:37:10 PM
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Gimme four potatoes for a catfish
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