Poll of the Day > Why weren't the Ewok films released in theaters?

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Cotton_Eye_Joe
08/21/17 10:04:33 PM
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Minions and Rogue One both made over a billion.
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HellHole_
08/21/17 10:17:38 PM
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why wont they tell us what a wookies dick looks like
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ParanoidObsessive
08/22/17 12:55:23 AM
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Because they were terrible.


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GanonsSpirit
08/22/17 1:08:22 AM
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ParanoidObsessive posted...
Because they were terrible.

What does the quality of Minions and Rogue One have to do with the release of the Ewok movies?
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ClarkDuke
08/22/17 1:08:56 AM
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HellHole_ posted...
why wont they tell us what a wookies dick looks like

Imagine a cats, but veiner, ok?
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ParanoidObsessive
08/22/17 4:02:24 AM
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GanonsSpirit posted...
What does the quality of Minions and Rogue One have to do with the release of the Ewok movies?

It probably has something to do with the fact that the movies that got theatrical releases were of better quality in pretty much every way than the ones that didn't.

At least in this particular context.


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VincentVega
08/22/17 7:09:35 AM
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They were released theatrically in Europe.
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TheCyborgNinja
08/22/17 8:50:26 AM
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Remember the Ewoks cartoon?! That theme song gets stuck in my brain very easily.
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Firewood18
08/22/17 8:55:20 AM
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Are you talking about the Ewok movie with the abandoned kids? I remember seeing that as a kid only a couple of times.

Gonna have to Wikipedia that now.
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ernieforss
08/22/17 11:37:23 AM
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i thought it was. but i remember renting the VHS tapes back in the 80s.
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Firewood18
08/22/17 11:48:55 AM
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It was always intended for television only apparently. The simple fairy tale plot was specifically aimed at children.
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