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FF_Redux
08/23/17 8:30:42 AM
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boxington
08/23/17 8:31:06 AM
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Smashingpmkns
08/23/17 8:31:55 AM
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Depends
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DonaldClinton
08/23/17 8:32:55 AM
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Deez nuts
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Funkydog
08/23/17 8:33:49 AM
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Pacemaker

Maybe some crafty thing if he's into that?
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apolloooo
08/23/17 8:34:16 AM
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what does he like? hobbies? dislikes?
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YourDrunkFather
08/23/17 8:34:54 AM
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A new cane
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SSJGrimReaper
08/23/17 8:35:14 AM
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apolloooo posted...
what does he like? hobbies? dislikes?

He likes watching Matlock and complaining about today's youth
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FF_Redux
08/23/17 8:36:21 AM
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boxington posted...
Viagra


Honey please, he don't need that at all!

Funkydog posted...


Maybe some crafty thing if he's into that?


He is into music and recording music stuff, but he has things already.
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KiwiTerraRizing
08/23/17 8:37:56 AM
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A medi alert bracelet for when he falls and can't get up.
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Funkydog
08/23/17 8:38:05 AM
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FF_Redux posted...
He is into music and recording music stuff, but he has things already

Maybe make him something then?

Even baking a cake or something would be sweet.
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boxington
08/23/17 8:38:20 AM
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I hope that I can be as virile at 60
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Chicken
08/23/17 8:40:59 AM
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So he's 60 and boning someone about a third of his age. Doesnt that bother people?
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KiwiTerraRizing
08/23/17 8:42:13 AM
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Chicken posted...
So he's 60 and boning someone about a third of his age. Doesnt that bother people?


I hope I'm boning 20 year olds when I'm 60
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boxington
08/23/17 8:43:22 AM
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Chicken posted...
So he's 60 and boning someone about a third of his age. Doesnt that bother people?

do you wanna be 60 and smashing 60 year olds?
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FrenchCrunch
08/23/17 8:44:31 AM
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a room in a nursing home

boxington posted...
Chicken posted...
So he's 60 and boning someone about a third of his age. Doesnt that bother people?

do you wanna be 60 and smashing 60 year olds?

id rather take an attractive 60 year old than i would a TC-esque 30 year old
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Chicken
08/23/17 8:44:31 AM
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KiwiTerraRizing posted...
Chicken posted...
So he's 60 and boning someone about a third of his age. Doesnt that bother people?


I hope I'm boning 20 year olds when I'm 60


Thats fucked up. Thats like banging your grand children.
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apolloooo
08/23/17 8:44:46 AM
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Funkydog posted...

Maybe make him something then?

Even baking a cake or something would be sweet.

o yeah, you're good at cooking. considering his age, he probably have most worldly materials you can afford.

a self made thing will always be unique, even something as temporary as food
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Ivany2008
08/23/17 8:48:23 AM
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Chicken posted...
KiwiTerraRizing posted...
Chicken posted...
So he's 60 and boning someone about a third of his age. Doesnt that bother people?


I hope I'm boning 20 year olds when I'm 60


Thats fucked up. Thats like banging your grand children.


not if you don't have any grandkids......and want some.....
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SSJGrimReaper
08/23/17 8:57:53 AM
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FF_Redux
08/23/17 9:02:11 AM
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Funkydog posted...
FF_Redux posted...
He is into music and recording music stuff, but he has things already

Maybe make him something then?

Even baking a cake or something would be sweet.


I haven't really baked anything, and I'm not really crafty.

boxington posted...
I hope that I can be as virile at 60


There are men virile closing at 80 too :P

Chicken posted...
So he's 60 and boning someone about a third of his age. Doesnt that bother people?


It might bother people but it's not their business. My parents and some of my family I've talked to are okay with me dating older men.

apolloooo posted...

o yeah, you're good at cooking. considering his age, he probably have most worldly materials you can afford.


Not sure what you mean by that. Besides I usually cook for him anyway.
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ssj3vegeta_
08/23/17 9:02:32 AM
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FF_Redux
08/23/17 9:08:56 AM
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I would like to take a trip with him and stuff, but yeah, that needs planning, and I know he wouldn't feel right about something expensive like that.
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boxington
08/23/17 9:11:50 AM
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ssj3vegeta_ posted...
Get him a Gamefaqs account

GameFAQs Gold
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Veggeta X
08/23/17 9:12:35 AM
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Is he rich? Has he always been gay?
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Lonestar2000
08/23/17 9:12:44 AM
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A dildo made in the shape of your wang.
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3rd_Best_Master
08/23/17 9:13:18 AM
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boxington posted...
ssj3vegeta_ posted...
Get him a Gamefaqs account

GameFAQs Old

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boxington
08/23/17 9:13:52 AM
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FF_Redux
08/23/17 9:15:18 AM
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Veggeta X posted...
Is he rich? Has he always been gay?


No he isn't rich and he is quite cheap as well. Well he has called himself bi, but he doesn't want to do anything with women anymore. He had gay feelings when he was younger and stuff, and did things with guys, but in secret and denied being gay etc. Then he met a woman, got 2 kids with her, they separated. After that he stopped being with women. He still isn't that out, his kids and ex know and his closest friend, but they never talk about it.
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OpheliaAdenade
08/23/17 9:19:43 AM
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KiwiTerraRizing posted...
A medi alert bracelet for when he falls and can't get up.


This would be a thoughtful gift. :) It'd tell him you're always thinking about him even when you're not around.

If you really wanted to go all out, I'd get him a stair lift installed. Then he won't have to worry about falling down the steps. He'd just need to sit on the chair and zoom, he's upstair/downstairs.
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Shadowplay
08/23/17 9:20:11 AM
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FrenchCrunch posted...

id rather take an attractive 60 year old than i would a TC-esque 30 year old

:o
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FF_Redux
08/23/17 9:31:33 AM
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OpheliaAdenade posted...
KiwiTerraRizing posted...
A medi alert bracelet for when he falls and can't get up.


This would be a thoughtful gift. :) It'd tell him you're always thinking about him even when you're not around.

If you really wanted to go all out, I'd get him a stair lift installed. Then he won't have to worry about falling down the steps. He'd just need to sit on the chair and zoom, he's upstair/downstairs.


He is prob in better physical shape than I am
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Funkydog
08/23/17 9:59:08 AM
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FF_Redux posted...
I haven't really baked anything, and I'm not really crafty.

All the more reason to do it then. Learn for him, etc.
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Kanaya413
08/23/17 10:03:28 AM
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DonaldClinton posted...
Deez nuts

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Kanaya413
08/23/17 10:05:35 AM
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SSJGrimReaper posted...
apolloooo posted...
what does he like? hobbies? dislikes?

He likes watching Matlock and complaining about today's youth

Same
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FF_Redux
08/23/17 10:58:59 AM
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Funkydog posted...
FF_Redux posted...
I haven't really baked anything, and I'm not really crafty.

All the more reason to do it then. Learn for him, etc.


He wouldn't care tho that much tbh
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Veggeta X
08/23/17 11:04:37 AM
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Does he like to be penetrated?
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FF_Redux
08/23/17 11:05:31 AM
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Veggeta X posted...
Does he like to be penetrated?


Sometimes yes.
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Funkydog
08/23/17 11:06:29 AM
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FF_Redux posted...
Funkydog posted...
FF_Redux posted...
I haven't really baked anything, and I'm not really crafty.

All the more reason to do it then. Learn for him, etc.


He wouldn't care tho that much tbh

Just get him a card then I guess.
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DreadedWave
08/23/17 11:06:29 AM
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Kanaya413 posted...
DonaldClinton posted...
Deez nuts

Doez nuts
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FF_Redux
08/23/17 4:21:39 PM
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This is hard man. And I'm already so bad at getting people stuff.
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