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chill02
08/23/17 12:16:43 PM
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Go_Totodile
08/23/17 12:17:10 PM
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*bitches*
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chill02
08/23/17 12:18:55 PM
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thanks
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Ave, true to Caesar.
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chill02
08/23/17 4:47:08 PM
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please bitch
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WilliamPorygon
08/23/17 4:58:01 PM
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Ivynn
08/23/17 5:01:38 PM
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WilliamPorygon posted...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ngwe3Lyntu4


I remember when I first saw that episode as a kid. My dad was in the room and said I couldn't watch The Simpsons anymore.

Obviously I still did lol
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Caution999
08/23/17 5:02:20 PM
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You know, it's hard to think of an Abe Simpson line off the top of my head.

All I got is "can we have sex?"
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Go_Totodile
08/23/17 5:03:07 PM
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chill02 posted...
please bitch

What's the fuck I'm not a bitch omfg

Yes I am
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Ivynn
08/23/17 5:05:02 PM
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Caution999 posted...
You know, it's hard to think of an Abe Simpson line off the top of my head.

All I got is "can we have sex?"


"My Homer is not a communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but he is not a porn star!" will always be a favorite.
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DK9292
08/23/17 5:05:32 PM
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Caution999 posted...
You know, it's hard to think of an Abe Simpson line off the top of my head.

All I got is "can we have sex?"

"AAAH DEATH"

"I ain't gonna kill ya. That'd be cowardly. Monty Burns cowardly."

"I just want attention."

"Hello? You have my pills!"
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Blastia
08/23/17 5:06:44 PM
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"welcome to my world! *snores*"
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WilliamPorygon
08/23/17 5:08:58 PM
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Dear Advertisers, I am disgusted with the way old people are depicted on television. We are not all vibrant, fun-loving sex maniacs. Many of us are bitter, resentful individuals who remember the good old days when entertainment was bland and inoffensive.

The following is a list of words I never want to hear on television again.
Number one: bra.
Number two: horny.
Number three: family jewels.
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TendoDRM
08/23/17 5:25:42 PM
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We can't bust heads like we used to. But we have our ways. One trick is to tell stories that don't go anywhere. Like the time I caught the ferry to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for m'shoe. So I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. "Gimme five bees for a quarter," you'd say. Now where were we... oh yeah. The important thing was that I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. I didn't have any white onions, because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones...
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Kajagogo
08/23/17 5:30:35 PM
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People complain about every now days, and I'm just siting over here minding my own bees wax
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chill02
08/24/17 3:15:42 PM
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oh god, not the bees
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DreadedWave
08/24/17 3:16:29 PM
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chill02 posted...
oh god, not the bees

But that's where honey comes from.
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That_Happened
08/24/17 3:17:20 PM
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DK9292 posted...
Caution999 posted...
You know, it's hard to think of an Abe Simpson line off the top of my head.

All I got is "can we have sex?"

"AAAH DEATH"

"I ain't gonna kill ya. That'd be cowardly. Monty Burns cowardly."

"I just want attention."

"Hello? You have my pills!"


"What? SEEEEEX? What's so unappealing about hearing your elderly father talk about SEEEEEX? I had SEEEEEX!"

edit: it's better in video form

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f1rscPaS7TQ

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