Current Events > I don't get why people want to spawn crotchfruit

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1 - They're loud
2 - They cry
3 - They poop
4 - They wake up too early
5 - They're expensive as fuck
6 - When they grow up a bit you'll have to always be up early because they gotta go to school in the ridiculously early morning
7 - Due to #5, you'll have to find a better job and make more money, as opposed to a casual job with flexible hours
8 - You'll have to take them on busses and airplanes and to stores and restaurants and movie theaters to annoy other people, apparently this is mandatory because everyone fucking does it and oh god people who bring stollers on busses are so fucking annoying they take up the entire fucking aisle
9 - They eventually become teenagers, those are almost as annoying as babies
10 - A DNA test will just show you that it's not yours, and yet you'll still have to pay child support
11 - The world has enough people anyway
12 - By the time they reach adulthood the world might not be here anymore anyway, who knows what global warming and Trump will do
13 - With the money and time you save by not having them, you could like play video games and watch cartoons and shit

So what's the point?

crotchfruit
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Crotchfruit? That's a new one.
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