Current Events > I do believe I just found the cringiest "dating profile" of all time

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DezCaughtIt 08/24/17 11:02:15 PM #1:	Well, my girlfriend did. http://shouldyoudatenate.com Give this a gander --- *The user formally known as freakofnature30* ROCK FLAAAAG AND EAAAAAAAAAGLLLLLLLE <cite>DezCaughtIt posted [p:885401182] in I do belie... [t:75705754]...</cite> <quote>Well, my girlfriend did. http://shouldyoudatenate.com Give this a gander</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
chill02 08/24/17 11:03:37 PM #2:	is it Tadamoto's? --- Ave, true to Caesar. <cite>chill02 posted [p:885401243] in I do belie... [t:75705754]...</cite> <quote>is it Tadamoto's?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LinksLiege 08/24/17 11:04:52 PM #3:	If Steven Wilson fucked a Ken doll...it'd be less bizarre looking than him. ("it" being the offspring. Forgot that part.) --- This is LinksLiege's signature. It is fantastic. <cite>LinksLiege posted [p:885401293] in I do belie... [t:75705754]...</cite> <quote>If Steven Wilson fucked a Ken doll...it'd be less bizarre looking than him. ("it" being the offspring. Forgot that part.)</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
chill02 08/24/17 11:05:34 PM #4:	LinksLiege posted... If Steven Wilson fucked a Ken doll...it'd be less bizarre looking than him. lmfao --- Ave, true to Caesar. <cite>chill02 posted [p:885401323] in I do belie... [t:75705754]...</cite> <quote><cite>LinksLiege posted...</cite> <quote>If Steven Wilson fucked a Ken doll...it'd be less bizarre looking than him.</quote> lmfao</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
giantblimpN7 08/24/17 11:08:14 PM #5:	Wot --- http://i.imgur.com/zSHmk.jpg http://i.imgur.com/qT9WxSu.png <cite>giantblimpN7 posted [p:885401453] in I do belie... [t:75705754]...</cite> <quote>Wot</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DezCaughtIt 08/24/17 11:08:35 PM #6:	chill02 posted... is it Tadamoto's? Tadamoto wishes --- *The user formally known as freakofnature30* ROCK FLAAAAG AND EAAAAAAAAAGLLLLLLLE <cite>DezCaughtIt posted [p:885401470] in I do belie... [t:75705754]...</cite> <quote><cite>chill02 posted...</cite> <quote>is it Tadamoto's?</quote> Tadamoto wishes</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kaname_Madoka 08/24/17 11:08:49 PM #7:	i read that whole thing it was worth it --- Drawn for me by \| Popcorn_Fairy: https://i.imgtc.com/cvSNxRT.jpg \| Volkswagen_Bros: http://i.imgur.com/86XOVXb.jpg \| ShinobiNinjaX: https://imgur.com/bPb5vEV <cite>Kaname_Madoka posted [p:885401479] in I do belie... [t:75705754]...</cite> <quote>i read that whole thing it was worth it</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
wolverinev2 08/24/17 11:10:21 PM #8:	Why am I getting flash backs of that one old website about a kid with a mullet? --- It's far better to be alive than to be dead <cite>wolverinev2 posted [p:885401554] in I do belie... [t:75705754]...</cite> <quote>Why am I getting flash backs of that one old website about a kid with a mullet?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ShotOJameson 08/24/17 11:18:26 PM #9:	Kaname_Madoka posted... i read that whole thing it was worth it did you leave an 'exciting' message! --- http://i.imgur.com/Bz19U.gif <cite>ShotOJameson posted [p:885401920] in I do belie... [t:75705754]...</cite> <quote><cite>Kaname_Madoka posted...</cite> <quote>i read that whole thing it was worth it</quote> did you leave an 'exciting' message!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DezCaughtIt 08/24/17 11:20:22 PM #10:	ShotOJameson posted... Kaname_Madoka posted... i read that whole thing it was worth it did you leave an 'exciting' message! I called him a jabroni and sent him a pic of Fat Mac --- *The user formally known as freakofnature30* ROCK FLAAAAG AND EAAAAAAAAAGLLLLLLLE <cite>DezCaughtIt posted [p:885402015] in I do belie... [t:75705754]...</cite> <quote><cite>ShotOJameson posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Kaname_Madoka posted...</cite> <quote>i read that whole thing it was worth it</quote> did you leave an 'exciting' message!</quote> I called him a jabroni and sent him a pic of Fat Mac</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tmaster148 08/24/17 11:21:47 PM #11:	DezCaughtIt posted... chill02 posted... is it Tadamoto's? Tadamoto wishes I find it hard to believe there can be a tinder profile cringer than whatever Tadamoto's is. --- http://i.imgur.com/BBcZDLJ.png <cite>Tmaster148 posted [p:885402077] in I do belie... [t:75705754]...</cite> <quote><cite>DezCaughtIt posted...</cite> <quote><cite>chill02 posted...</cite> <quote>is it Tadamoto's?</quote> Tadamoto wishes</quote> I find it hard to believe there can be a tinder profile cringer than whatever Tadamoto's is.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Eevee-Trainer 08/24/17 11:30:17 PM #12:	Tmaster148 posted... DezCaughtIt posted... chill02 posted... is it Tadamoto's? Tadamoto wishes I find it hard to believe there can be a tinder profile cringer than whatever Tadamoto's is. --- Maybe I'll put something here one day. <cite>Eevee-Trainer posted [p:885402473] in I do belie... [t:75705754]...</cite> <quote><cite>Tmaster148 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>DezCaughtIt posted...</cite> <quote><cite>chill02 posted...</cite> <quote>is it Tadamoto's?</quote> Tadamoto wishes</quote> I find it hard to believe there can be a tinder profile cringer than whatever Tadamoto's is.</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
electricbugs2 08/24/17 11:32:06 PM #13:	Eevee-Trainer posted... I find it hard to believe there can be a tinder profile cringer than whatever Tadamoto's is. --- "Cuz yung bucks be finnin n fruntin up a reap G know what it is"-Naysaspace <cite>electricbugs2 posted [p:885402554] in I do belie... [t:75705754]...</cite> <quote><cite>Eevee-Trainer posted...</cite> <quote>I find it hard to believe there can be a tinder profile cringer than whatever Tadamoto's is. </quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kelystic 08/24/17 11:33:03 PM #14:	--- http://i.imgur.com/xNf1K9h.jpg <cite>Kelystic posted [p:885402590] in I do belie... [t:75705754]...</cite> <quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
VandorLee 08/24/17 11:34:25 PM #15:	Is he attractive? Is he ugly? Is he both? What a weird face. --- "God didn't create humans, no, it's humans who created God." Dr. Londes, Cowboy Bebop: "Brain Scratch" (#1.23) (1999) <cite>VandorLee posted [p:885402653] in I do belie... [t:75705754]...</cite> <quote>Is he attractive? Is he ugly? Is he both? What a weird face.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DezCaughtIt 08/24/17 11:35:21 PM #16:	VandorLee posted... Is he attractive? Is he ugly? Is he both? What a weird face. He's not exactly ugly, but his body is very disproportionate and he has an inflated ego --- *The user formally known as freakofnature30* ROCK FLAAAAG AND EAAAAAAAAAGLLLLLLLE <cite>DezCaughtIt posted [p:885402696] in I do belie... [t:75705754]...</cite> <quote><cite>VandorLee posted...</cite> <quote>Is he attractive? Is he ugly? Is he both? What a weird face.</quote> He's not exactly ugly, but his body is very disproportionate and he has an inflated ego</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Darkman124 08/24/17 11:35:24 PM #17:	michael phelps with glasses and a mullet --- And when the hourglass has run out, eternity asks you about only one thing: whether you have lived in despair or not. <cite>Darkman124 posted [p:885402699] in I do belie... [t:75705754]...</cite> <quote>michael phelps with glasses and a mullet</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DezCaughtIt 08/24/17 11:36:00 PM #18:	Darkman124 posted... michael phelps with glasses and a mullet Holy shit you're onto something --- *The user formally known as freakofnature30* ROCK FLAAAAG AND EAAAAAAAAAGLLLLLLLE <cite>DezCaughtIt posted [p:885402729] in I do belie... [t:75705754]...</cite> <quote><cite>Darkman124 posted...</cite> <quote>michael phelps with glasses and a mullet</quote> Holy shit you're onto something</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FightingGames 08/24/17 11:36:12 PM #19:	im not going lie. he looks ballin' as fuck in his profile http://shouldyoudatenate.com/images/nate-2.jpg --- https://my.mixtape.moe/hhlayb.jpg <cite>FightingGames posted [p:885402739] in I do belie... [t:75705754]...</cite> <quote>im not going lie. he looks ballin' as fuck in his profile http://shouldyoudatenate.com/images/nate-2.jpg</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
thronedfire2 08/24/17 11:37:15 PM #20:	chill02 posted... LinksLiege posted... If Steven Wilson fucked a Ken doll...it'd be less bizarre looking than him. lmfao yeah I can see it chill02 posted... is it Tadamoto's? no but he'll probably pretend it is --- I could see you, but I couldn't hear you You were holding your hat in the breeze Turning away from me In this moment you were stolen... <cite>thronedfire2 posted [p:885402794] in I do belie... [t:75705754]...</cite> <quote><cite>chill02 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>LinksLiege posted...</cite> <quote>If Steven Wilson fucked a Ken doll...it'd be less bizarre looking than him.</quote> lmfao</quote> yeah I can see it <cite>chill02 posted...</cite> <quote>is it Tadamoto's?</quote> no but he'll probably pretend it is</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SmidgeIsntBack 08/24/17 11:38:37 PM #21:	VandorLee posted... Is he attractive? Is he ugly? Is he both? What a weird face. it's the neck --- Audio Theater: For discussion of podcasts, radio, audiobooks, and the like https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/1364- <cite>SmidgeIsntBack posted [p:885402848] in I do belie... [t:75705754]...</cite> <quote><cite>VandorLee posted...</cite> <quote>Is he attractive? Is he ugly? Is he both? What a weird face.</quote> it's the neck</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AlisLandale 08/24/17 11:42:15 PM #22:	I wake up a little after 7AM, shower, exercise and meditate for an hour, then… I step into my “office” (desk in the corner of my apartment) and immediately get to work. He meditates! And... basically... I abhor the stuff 95% of the population obsesses over! And he's basically a CEman! --- Currently Binging: Ghost in the Shell - Stand Alone Complex http://i.imgtc.com/YQId2Bz.png <cite>AlisLandale posted [p:885403017] in I do belie... [t:75705754]...</cite> <quote><quote>I wake up a little after 7AM, shower, exercise and meditate for an hour, then… I step into my “office” (desk in the corner of my apartment) and immediately get to work.</quote> He meditates! <quote>And... basically... I abhor the stuff 95% of the population obsesses over!</quote> And he's basically a CEman!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SmidgeIsntBack 08/24/17 11:43:32 PM #23:	I like the part where he's looking for every positive trait everyone else wants in a partner. --- Audio Theater: For discussion of podcasts, radio, audiobooks, and the like https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/1364- <cite>SmidgeIsntBack posted [p:885403087] in I do belie... [t:75705754]...</cite> <quote>I like the part where he's looking for every positive trait everyone else wants in a partner.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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teepan95 08/24/17 11:47:39 PM #25:	Lmao --- http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/1060-homework-helpers - come drop by! Rheopexie - https://i.imgtc.com/eNQuMuo.png <cite>teepan95 posted [p:885403278] in I do belie... [t:75705754]...</cite> <quote>Lmao</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Raikuro 08/24/17 11:56:02 PM #26:	>talks about how much he works out and is in such great shape >zero shirtless pics <cite>Raikuro posted [p:885403685] in I do belie... [t:75705754]...</cite> <quote>>talks about how much he works out and is in such great shape >zero shirtless pics</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
orcus_snake 08/24/17 11:57:08 PM #27:	skimmed, noticed some parts were written like those clickbaity titles YOU WOLL NOT BELIEVE WHAT HAPPENS NEXT! --- "Warwick are you jungling" "No I'm standing by the wolves because I miss my family" <cite>orcus_snake posted [p:885403741] in I do belie... [t:75705754]...</cite> <quote>skimmed, noticed some parts were written like those clickbaity titles YOU WOLL NOT BELIEVE WHAT HAPPENS NEXT!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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TimDiamond 08/25/17 12:08:14 AM #29:	What's the problem with his profile? It sounds good to me. An ambitious guy wants a fun attractive healthy go-getter uh... Okay, no, the profile is fine. The guy just wants a girl on the same level as him. --- imgtc.com/i/60CWP2Gtlg.gif imgtc.com/i/4HgTl0ebzq.jpg dude if donald trump can be president you can do what ever your heart desires- dredayy <cite>TimDiamond posted [p:885404206] in I do belie... [t:75705754]...</cite> <quote>What's the problem with his profile? It sounds good to me. An ambitious guy wants a fun attractive healthy go-getter uh... Okay, no, the profile is fine. The guy just wants a girl on the same level as him.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tmaster148 08/25/17 12:11:01 AM #30:	Also I kinda think there's a small chance this might be satire given the massive webpage. --- http://i.imgur.com/BBcZDLJ.png <cite>Tmaster148 posted [p:885404335] in I do belie... [t:75705754]...</cite> <quote>Also I kinda think there's a small chance this might be satire given the massive webpage.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
OwlRammer 08/25/17 12:11:21 AM #31:	wow he has like a giraffe neck or something --- http://i.imgur.com/ji9KF3f.jpg http://i.imgur.com/p3G1Hvd.png http://puu.sh/ovZuS/97325c05b3.jpg http://puu.sh/ovZB2/eeee237f49.jpg <cite>OwlRammer posted [p:885404347] in I do belie... [t:75705754]...</cite> <quote>wow he has like a giraffe neck or something</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Holy_Cloud105 08/25/17 12:16:12 AM #32:	Tl;dr I got bored reading all that crap. --- Official Aqua of the Kingdom Hearts 3 board. <cite>Holy_Cloud105 posted [p:885404521] in I do belie... [t:75705754]...</cite> <quote>Tl;dr I got bored reading all that crap.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kajagogo 08/25/17 12:17:39 AM #33:	wolverinev2 posted... Why am I getting flash backs of that one old website about a kid with a mullet? LOL, that's what I though too. If it's not the "Hello my future girlfriend" kid, then it's not the cringiest --- By Grabthar's Hammer....what a savings. <cite>Kajagogo posted [p:885404591] in I do belie... [t:75705754]...</cite> <quote><cite>wolverinev2 posted...</cite> <quote>Why am I getting flash backs of that one old website about a kid with a mullet?</quote> LOL, that's what I though too. If it's not the "Hello my future girlfriend" kid, then it's not the cringiest</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kisai 08/25/17 12:26:21 AM #34:	Pretty sure this was intended for humor. --- WHO MODS THE MODERATORS? <cite>Kisai posted [p:885404980] in I do belie... [t:75705754]...</cite> <quote>Pretty sure this was intended for humor.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BillyKidd 08/25/17 12:46:24 AM #35:	how the hell did you find my dating page? --- Tho I walk through the valley of death, I shall fear no evil. For I'm the meanest mofo in the whole f'n valley http://i.imgur.com/4GzX1.jpg <cite>BillyKidd posted [p:885405823] in I do belie... [t:75705754]...</cite> <quote>how the hell did you find my dating page?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DezCaughtIt 08/25/17 7:34:45 AM #36:	Kisai posted... Pretty sure this was intended for humor. He hired a production crew to make a video --- *The user formally known as freakofnature30* ROCK FLAAAAG AND EAAAAAAAAAGLLLLLLLE <cite>DezCaughtIt posted [p:885415772] in I do belie... [t:75705754]...</cite> <quote><cite>Kisai posted...</cite> <quote>Pretty sure this was intended for humor.</quote> He hired a production crew to make a video</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MegaTech 08/25/17 7:38:29 AM #37:	DezCaughtIt posted... Kisai posted... Pretty sure this was intended for humor. He hired a production crew to make a video How far can you take a joke before it becomes real? I think he's found that line lol --- "I'm low-key, like a locksmith workin' on both knees." https://i.imgur.com/c8xCRi7.png - CoolbeansAvi <cite>MegaTech posted [p:885415850] in I do belie... [t:75705754]...</cite> <quote><cite>DezCaughtIt posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Kisai posted...</cite> <quote>Pretty sure this was intended for humor.</quote> He hired a production crew to make a video</quote> How far can you take a joke before it becomes real? I think he's found that line lol</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DezCaughtIt 08/25/17 3:33:52 PM #38:	Wew lad --- *The user formally known as freakofnature30* ROCK FLAAAAG AND EAAAAAAAAAGLLLLLLLE <cite>DezCaughtIt posted [p:885437216] in I do belie... [t:75705754]...</cite> <quote>Wew lad</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DezCaughtIt 08/26/17 1:27:39 PM #39:	DezCaughtIt posted... Wew lad --- *The user formally known as freakofnature30* ROCK FLAAAAG AND EAAAAAAAAAGLLLLLLLE <cite>DezCaughtIt posted [p:885485964] in I do belie... [t:75705754]...</cite> <quote><cite>DezCaughtIt posted...</cite> <quote>Wew lad</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
thronedfire2 08/26/17 2:07:54 PM #40:	TC you should make a fake dating profile with that Mac pic as your profile pic --- I could see you, but I couldn't hear you You were holding your hat in the breeze Turning away from me In this moment you were stolen... <cite>thronedfire2 posted [p:885487805] in I do belie... [t:75705754]...</cite> <quote>TC you should make a fake dating profile with that Mac pic as your profile pic</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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