Current Events > Trump's personal fellator just resigned lol

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lilORANG
08/26/17 7:45:42 PM
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http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/donald-trump-andy-hemming-white-house-positive-news-quits-rapid-response-director-step-down-a7912896.html

The man tasked with finding and distributing good news about Donald Trump has left his job at the White House.

Andy Hemming, the White House director of rapid response, reportedly worked 17-hour days finding positive news about the administration and sending it to reporters, television personalities, and other influencers. The White House said his departure this week was a “mutual decision”.

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TheVipaGTS
08/26/17 7:49:45 PM
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Spooking posted...
Who is that Trump supporter that always finds and posts good news about Donald Trump here on CE? Trump should hire him.

Caution? Capn? Mal "I'm not a trump support but I'd suck his D" Fet?
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Complete_Idi0t
08/26/17 7:50:00 PM
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Whos Donald Drumpf
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Tmaster148
08/26/17 7:50:47 PM
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His job hasn't gotten easier over time and I imagine at some point the job just isn't worth the pay anymore.
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awesome999
08/26/17 7:51:19 PM
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fellator? The guy who gives him professional fellatios?

*ahem* Moving on...
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Bluebomber182
08/26/17 7:51:24 PM
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sad!
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0AbsoluteZero0
08/26/17 7:51:46 PM
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TheVipaGTS posted...
Mal "I'm not a trump support but I'd suck his D" Fet?

Lmao, this is hilariously accurate.
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RaptorLC
08/26/17 7:51:48 PM
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lilORANG posted...
The man tasked with finding and distributing good news about Donald Trump


I'd quit too if my job became literally impossible.
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littlebro07
08/26/17 7:52:53 PM
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Wait, that's an actual job? Was that a thing for every president or did Trump create it?
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awesome999
08/26/17 7:54:47 PM
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@littlebro07 posted...
Wait, that's an actual job? Was that a thing for every president or did Trump create it?

What would your guess be?
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UnholyMudcrab
08/26/17 7:55:06 PM
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littlebro07
08/26/17 7:57:15 PM
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awesome999 posted...
@littlebro07 posted...
Wait, that's an actual job? Was that a thing for every president or did Trump create it?

What would your guess be?


I mean my first instinct is Trump made it a thing but there's a shitload of White House positions I knew nothing about that have existed forever so figured maybe this was one of them and Obama's guy was way better at his job or something
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UnholyMudcrab
08/26/17 7:59:34 PM
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littlebro07 posted...
Wait, that's an actual job? Was that a thing for every president or did Trump create it?

To my knowledge, the original purpose of the position was to find negative news that was inaccurate, and bring it to the president's attention so measures could be taken to address it. Trump co-opted it into just looking for positive news because his fragile ego needs constant stroking.
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LightDarkFrexed
08/26/17 7:59:34 PM
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Tmaster148
08/26/17 8:04:11 PM
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UnholyMudcrab posted...
littlebro07 posted...
Wait, that's an actual job? Was that a thing for every president or did Trump create it?

To my knowledge, the original purpose of the position was to find negative news that was inaccurate, and bring it to the president's attention so measures could be taken to address it. Trump co-opted it into just looking for positive news because his fragile ego needs constant stroking.


Probably doesn't help that most of the inaccurate information comes from the president himself.
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TheVipaGTS
08/26/17 8:11:27 PM
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UnholyMudcrab posted...
You really need to let go of that Drumpf thing.

He likely installed that chrome extension that automatically does it and forgot about it.
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Capn Circus
08/26/17 8:17:08 PM
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TheVipaGTS posted...
Spooking posted...
Who is that Trump supporter that always finds and posts good news about Donald Trump here on CE? Trump should hire him.

Caution? Capn? Mal "I'm not a trump support but I'd suck his D" Fet?


I'm in the process of applying now.
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Hexenherz
08/26/17 8:17:59 PM
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What is a "mutual decision" when it comes to this... It's either a "you're fired" or an "I'm quitting" sort of affair...
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UnholyMudcrab
08/26/17 8:19:31 PM
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TheVipaGTS posted...
UnholyMudcrab posted...
You really need to let go of that Drumpf thing.

He likely installed that chrome extension that automatically does it and forgot about it.

I know, that's what I meant. Let go of the extension.
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Kitt
08/26/17 8:20:19 PM
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RaptorLC posted...
lilORANG posted...
The man tasked with finding and distributing good news about Donald Trump
I'd quit too if my job became literally impossible.

XD
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BLAKUboy
08/26/17 8:22:57 PM
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How long until Trump is alone in the White House?
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Zodd3224
08/26/17 8:25:00 PM
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Cant blame the guy for quitting, its an impossible job
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CircleOfManias
08/26/17 8:39:41 PM
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Fun fact: The director of rapid response has always been an office, but the actual purpose is to find criticism of an administration so they can address concerns, clear up misconceptions, and generally better represent the people. Trump reversed it to just be an ego-inflating thing.
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St0rmFury
08/27/17 4:34:43 AM
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ROFL
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Sexypwnstar
08/28/17 2:18:37 PM
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Bishop9800
08/28/17 2:20:23 PM
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TheVipaGTS posted...
Spooking posted...
Who is that Trump supporter that always finds and posts good news about Donald Trump here on CE? Trump should hire him.

Caution? Capn? Mal "I'm not a trump support but I'd suck his D" Fet?



You forgot to add DifferentialEquation



Capn Circus posted...

I'm in the process of applying now



To be his personal fluffer?
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DifferentialEquation
08/28/17 2:21:02 PM
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Looks like my dream job just opened up.
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