Current Events > My niece burned the fuck out of me earlier.

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Millennials
08/26/17 9:31:52 PM
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She's 7, that age where they're asking a bunch of questions. I tried to answer them to the best of my abilities and whenever I couldn't, I told her we could look them up on the internet.

After like an hour of her testing my knowledge and us looking up stuff together, she said, "You know a lot of stuff."

I started to thank her and she said, "but you're old and you don't even have your own house so that makes you stupid" and casually walked away.
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Trumpo
08/26/17 9:32:49 PM
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Fucking roasted
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WafflehouseJK
08/26/17 9:34:00 PM
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Good god, get demolished.
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OwlRammer
08/26/17 9:34:13 PM
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wow you should just give her your gamefaqs account now since it looks like she is the one that's over 13 years old between you two

or something idk
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Butterfiles
08/26/17 9:34:46 PM
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iron jojo
08/26/17 9:34:46 PM
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Damn @Millennials
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JlM
08/26/17 9:35:05 PM
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What a fucking bitch.
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Vyrulisse
08/26/17 9:37:05 PM
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Didn't have to say "burned the fuck out of me earlier."

Do better with language next time.
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Lil_Bit83
08/26/17 9:39:22 PM
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Sounds like she needs to spend some quality time with the corner of the wall.
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Lightgamer
08/26/17 9:40:23 PM
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Vyrulisse posted...
Didn't have to say "burned the fuck out of me earlier."

Do better with language next time.

My niece would have told you to "**** off"
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Millennials
08/27/17 1:58:46 AM
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Vyrulisse posted...
Didn't have to say "burned the fuck out of me earlier."

Do better with language next time.

i'm almost 30 and living at home but posts like this let me know there are bigger losers out there. thanks.
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the_cajun88
08/27/17 2:00:48 AM
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Millennials posted...
i'm almost 30 and living at home


Are you Asian?
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yemmy
08/27/17 2:01:28 AM
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watch that kid end up being a drug addict hooker

her parents probably put that shit into her head you know?
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CableZL
08/27/17 2:02:26 AM
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SpiralDrift
08/27/17 2:15:32 AM
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Children are evil, man.
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Millennials
08/27/17 2:36:49 AM
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the_cajun88 posted...
Millennials posted...
i'm almost 30 and living at home


Are you Asian?

no


yemmy posted...
her parents probably put that s*** into her head you know?

dude that's what my friend said and now i'm pissed cuz i'm pretty sure my older sister was talking shit about me around her. at least i don't have hpv.

SpiralDrift posted...
Children are evil, man.

qft
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MabusIncarnate
08/27/17 2:38:44 AM
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And people gave me so much shit about my "trolling my nephews" threads that I stopped making them. See what they are capable of?
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Paragon21XX
08/27/17 2:45:07 AM
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Children often just repeat what others won't say directly to your face.
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iron jojo
08/27/17 3:37:52 AM
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MabusIncarnate posted...
And people gave me so much shit about my "trolling my nephews" threads that I stopped making them. See what they are capable of?

Those threads were pure gold and you shouldn't stop.
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MabusIncarnate
08/27/17 3:43:23 AM
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iron jojo posted...
MabusIncarnate posted...
And people gave me so much shit about my "trolling my nephews" threads that I stopped making them. See what they are capable of?

Those threads were pure gold and you shouldn't stop.

I thought they were amusing, people took it too literal.
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kingdrake2
08/27/17 3:52:06 AM
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Lil_Bit83 posted...
Sounds like she needs to spend some quality time with the corner of the wall.


agreed. that is the least offensive punishment given by parents which i have to add.
i did get the hot sauce punishment a few times (tobasco) fueled our love for hot sauce as a result makes bland food better.
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