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EzeMode
08/27/17 1:20:25 AM
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4J9VchW


What do I say next? I'm good at the initial compliment, but the next step is always the hardest for me.

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Tappor
08/27/17 1:20:58 AM
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"Send nudes"
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Genocet_10-325
08/27/17 1:21:32 AM
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Send her a dick pic with your face clearly visible.
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Awesome
08/27/17 1:21:52 AM
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" I want to take you out to dinner. "
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Itachi157
08/27/17 1:22:20 AM
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"Have you ever heard of CE?"
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Vermander
08/27/17 1:22:55 AM
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How do dudes even get matches this attractive? I don't think I've even gotten anything north of like a 7 to talk to me.
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iosifsvoboda
08/27/17 1:23:00 AM
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Where you born here or in Persia? <insert your answer here>

What do you like to do

Dumb shit you know
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Tappor
08/27/17 1:23:48 AM
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Itachi157 posted...
"Have you ever heard of CE?"

Get the girl, not make her question just who the fuck this app is matching her to
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the_cajun88
08/27/17 1:24:00 AM
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1337toothbrush
08/27/17 1:24:13 AM
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Can I fuck you?
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Itachi157
08/27/17 1:25:25 AM
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"Yo, Tinder is so lame.

Let's talk somewhere more private ;)


Username EzeMode add me on GameFAQS"
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EzeMode
08/27/17 1:25:30 AM
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Awesome posted...
" I want to take you out to dinner. "

Harvey is fucking us right now. I need something else, dinner isn't an option.
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itachi15243
08/27/17 1:27:08 AM
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"Oh yeah, I'm sweet? Let me show you sweet when I take you out for dinner"

Depending on how attractive you are she'll either cringe or laugh a little and say okay.
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EzeMode
08/27/17 1:55:48 AM
#14:


1vd0fiZ

What do I say to this?
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SK8T3R215
08/27/17 1:57:07 AM
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Literally asking a shitty board for tips for possibly meeting some girl.
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EzeMode
08/27/17 1:57:41 AM
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SK8T3R215 posted...
Literally asking a shitty board for tips for possibly meeting some girl.

Why not
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the_cajun88
08/27/17 1:58:23 AM
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EzeMode posted...
1vd0fiZ

What do I say to this?


You're going to fuck this up, aren't you?
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itachi15243
08/27/17 2:01:12 AM
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EzeMode posted...
1vd0fiZ

What do I say to this?


Tell her you tried to send Harvey a strongly worded letter but he just blew it away

Or something like

Well that doesn't mean we can't have dinner after the storm
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Returning_CEmen
08/27/17 2:02:56 AM
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Itachi157 posted...
"Yo, Tinder is so lame.

Let's talk somewhere more private ;)


Username EzeMode add me on GameFAQS"

lol
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Suchomimus
08/27/17 2:04:22 AM
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"Cutie"

You stand no chance, bub.
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Returning_CEmen
08/27/17 2:04:26 AM
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Who the fuck is Harvey?
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alexander37
08/27/17 2:10:15 AM
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Returning_CEmen posted...
Who the fuck is Harvey?

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the_cajun88
08/27/17 2:10:44 AM
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Returning_CEmen posted...
Who the fuck is Harvey?


The Hurricane (currently Tropical Storm) that is currently affecting Texas.
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Returning_CEmen
08/27/17 2:14:38 AM
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the_cajun88 posted...
Returning_CEmen posted...
Who the fuck is Harvey?


The Hurricane (currently Tropical Storm) that is currently affecting Texas.

Oh, right
Either way he should have still made plans, said something like, "after this hurricane blows over I'd like to take you out for a drink."
Instead of saying he would but isn't because of the hurricane.
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Vertania
08/27/17 2:17:59 AM
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alexander37 posted...
Returning_CEmen posted...
Who the fuck is Harvey?

This.

But after the next post explained it, definitely go with:
itachi15243 posted...
Tell her you tried to send Harvey a strongly worded letter but he just blew it away
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MabusIncarnate
08/27/17 2:22:11 AM
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Do you like pokemon? It's how I have my room themed at my mom's house.
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EzeMode
08/27/17 2:26:12 AM
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cb1A8LA
We made it boys
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AbysmalTrinity
08/28/17 7:55:26 AM
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Your game sucks tc. You didn't make a definite date
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Funkydog
08/28/17 7:59:10 AM
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Make a pun based on her name.
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LLKoolJosh
08/28/17 8:03:53 AM
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Funkydog posted...
Make a pun based on her name.

Yea tell her you're playin Nioh and you have enough armita to lvl up lol
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Solid Snake07
08/28/17 8:07:35 AM
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"cute enough to take you out sometime?"
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countzander
08/28/17 8:09:53 AM
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Ilishe
08/28/17 8:47:52 AM
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Fucking cringe advice in this topic.

Well handled TC.
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DelianSK
08/28/17 9:05:22 AM
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Ilishe posted...
Fucking cringe advice in this topic.

Well handled TC.


Sarcam or no?

Because as of now all he has managed to do is start the setup of a dinner that he has to now pay all of, for a girl that all he knows is "hot"
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Awesome
08/28/17 7:20:09 PM
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DelianSK posted...
Ilishe posted...
Fucking cringe advice in this topic.

Well handled TC.


Sarcam or no?

Because as of now all he has managed to do is start the setup of a dinner that he has to now pay all of, for a girl that all he knows is "hot"


paying $50 for dinner is worth it if she ends up being his wife.
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