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UnfairRepresent
08/30/17 2:57:52 AM
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The father dies in agony following the impact but the son survives in critcial condition.

He needs emergency spinal surgey to live and is immediately rushed into the OR.

The surgeon steps up but then suddenly halts and says "I can't do the operation. This patient is my son!"


How is this possible?
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DarthAragorn
08/30/17 2:58:52 AM
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Gay dads

Next
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WilliamPorygon
08/30/17 2:59:32 AM
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The jeep is a planet and the surgeon is a room outside
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fan357
08/30/17 3:00:29 AM
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WilliamPorygon posted...
The jeep is a planet and the surgeon is a room outside

Beat me to it
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DocileOrangeCup
08/30/17 3:00:44 AM
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UnholyMudcrab
08/30/17 3:01:57 AM
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The "father" was actually abducting the child, and crashed the car while trying to evade police
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ShinigamiSoul
08/30/17 3:04:15 AM
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The surgeon is the mother, you ducks
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UnfairRepresent
08/30/17 3:07:09 AM
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ShinigamiSoul posted...
The surgeon is the mother, you ducks

You got that fast. Heard it before?
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FF_Redux
08/30/17 3:07:26 AM
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DocileOrangeCup
08/30/17 3:10:33 AM
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ShinigamiSoul posted...
The surgeon is the mother, you ducks

That can't be true, he said they were a surgeon, not surgeonette
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MabusIncarnate
08/30/17 3:10:35 AM
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The father can be a son also. The son of his dad, but the father of his own child.
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ShinigamiSoul
08/30/17 3:13:55 AM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
ShinigamiSoul posted...
The surgeon is the mother, you ducks

You got that fast. Heard it before?

Yes, but this was an easy one. :P

DocileOrangeCup posted...
ShinigamiSoul posted...
The surgeon is the mother, you ducks

That can't be true, he said they were a surgeon, not surgeonette

You need help. Lmao
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ShinigamiSoul
08/30/17 3:14:51 AM
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MabusIncarnate posted...
The father can be a son also. The son of his dad, but the father of his own child.

Too deep bro.
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SpiralDrift
08/30/17 3:15:31 AM
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But how can there be two fathers?? Quite a mystery.
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LordFarquad1312
08/30/17 3:23:58 AM
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The father crashed so hard the son ended on a paralel world where his father is alive and a surgeon.

Easy, next.
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TheBiggerWiggle
08/30/17 3:29:34 AM
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"Riddle"
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OwlRammer
08/30/17 3:32:58 AM
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DocileOrangeCup posted...
ShinigamiSoul posted...
The surgeon is the mother, you ducks

That can't be true, he said they were a surgeon, not surgeonette

lol
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Sami1000
08/30/17 3:33:57 AM
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MabusIncarnate posted...
The father can be a son also. The son of his dad, but the father of his own child.


Well, i married a widow, who had a daughter. My father divorced my mother and married my step daughter. Now, my step daughter is also my step mother. Later i got my wife pregnant and we got a son, who also became my uncle, because he's my step mother's brother, even though he's one day old.

Later my father had a son with my step daughter, now that son became my grand son and my brother. My wife became my step grand mother because she's mother of my step mother, and that means i'm not only husband of my grand mother and her grand son, i'm also grand father to myself.
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Shotgunnova
08/30/17 4:05:26 AM
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The surgeon is also a chaplain.
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fan357
08/30/17 4:09:40 AM
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The Jeep was Albert Einstein and also resigned.
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Sativa_Rose
08/30/17 4:13:03 AM
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The bear is white because it's a polar bear and you're at the north pole.

He stood on a block of ice until it melted.
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GiftedACIII
08/30/17 4:17:24 AM
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The surgeon was the robot that helped create the son in an artificial egg with just the father's sperm
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kuwab0
08/30/17 4:21:00 AM
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The mechanic steps up but then suddenly halts and says "I can't do the repair. This jeep is my son!"
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Deadpool_18
08/30/17 4:27:40 AM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
ShinigamiSoul posted...
The surgeon is the mother, you ducks

You got that fast. Heard it before?


Yes, on The Office.
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Rika_Furude
08/30/17 4:29:06 AM
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UnfairRepresent
08/30/17 4:53:44 AM
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GiftedACIII posted...
The surgeon was the robot that helped create the son in an artificial egg with just the father's sperm

Isn't this the plot of horizon zero dawn?
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Dragonblade01
08/30/17 4:55:55 AM
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Using the same type of riddle as a show where the main character was played by a rapist.

How dare you.
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UnfairRepresent
08/30/17 6:55:07 AM
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Deadpool_18 posted...
UnfairRepresent posted...
ShinigamiSoul posted...
The surgeon is the mother, you ducks

You got that fast. Heard it before?


Yes, on The Office.

Boo that's cheating
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Raikuro
08/30/17 7:10:16 AM
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Dis riddle is both sexist and homophobic im offended!!
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SpiralDrift
08/30/17 7:15:46 AM
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Raikuro posted...
Dis riddle is both sexist and homophobic im offended!!

How can it be sexist if there aren't even any women in the story??
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SageHarpuia
08/30/17 7:25:27 AM
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I never understood why people got stumped by this.
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UnfairRepresent
08/30/17 9:01:48 AM
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SageHarpuia posted...
I never understood why people got stumped by this.

Not everyone I as smart as anime fans clearly
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Sativa_Rose
08/30/17 9:02:26 AM
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Dragonblade01 posted...
Using the same type of riddle as a show where the main character was played by a rapist.

How dare you.


The Office?

What?
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DevsBro
08/30/17 9:04:54 AM
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Dammit did you have to post this riddle AFTER I graduated from Harvard?
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Returning_CEmen
08/30/17 9:06:33 AM
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Surgeon is Father's dad, so the father in the jeep crash dies not getting his spine surgery.
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DifferentialEquation
08/30/17 9:07:39 AM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
ShinigamiSoul posted...
The surgeon is the mother, you ducks

You got that fast. Heard it before?


This riddle is the main plot element of an episode of All in the Family. The episode is called "Gloria and the riddle" or something similar.
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eston
08/30/17 9:08:27 AM
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UnfairRepresent
08/30/17 3:17:09 PM
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DevsBro posted...
Dammit did you have to post this riddle AFTER I graduated from Harvard?

You never went to Harvard
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