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UnfairRepresent
08/31/17 8:21:47 AM
#1:


You put your daughter to sleep one night and go downstairs to watch the game when suddenly later on in the evening you hear noises coming from her room.

You go upstairs to check on her and realize she's just gone to the toilet. But then you notice that on her bed is a flashlight and The God Delusion with a bookmark about halfway though. And discover that she has been secretly reading it at night.

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How do you react?
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LightningAce11
08/31/17 8:25:11 AM
#2:


Nod to myself triumphantly, knowing I have raised her right.
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apolloooo
08/31/17 8:33:23 AM
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GOATTHlEF posted...
LightningAce11 posted...
Nod to myself triumphantly, knowing I have raised her right.

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KiwiTerraRizing
08/31/17 8:33:57 AM
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apolloooo posted...
GOATTHlEF posted...
LightningAce11 posted...
Nod to myself triumphantly, knowing I have raised her right.

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Sunhawk
08/31/17 8:34:40 AM
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That is such a girly girl bedroom.
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UnfairRepresent
08/31/17 8:38:22 AM
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Sunhawk posted...
That is such a girly girl bedroom.

Your daughter
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GOATSLAYER
08/31/17 8:38:54 AM
#8:


"Nerd"
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pinky0926
08/31/17 8:39:41 AM
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She's reading a book that will improve her critical thinking skills. Why would I be mad about that?
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UnfairRepresent
08/31/17 8:41:30 AM
#10:


pinky0926 posted...
She's reading a book that will improve her critical thinking skills. Why would I be mad about that?

You're her dad you tell me
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Flasbangs
08/31/17 8:42:34 AM
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Are people here secretly hoping to get a response from an angry theist?
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scar the 1
08/31/17 9:29:14 AM
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"Go to bed young lady, you have school in the morning. You can read that tomorrow."
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Garioshi
08/31/17 9:30:13 AM
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Okay
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Phantom36
08/31/17 9:38:35 AM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
Sunhawk posted...
That is such a girly girl bedroom.

Your daughter


Yeah but the style now is to raise every kid as gender-neutral with gray, black and white colored bedrooms, playpens, and toys.
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ForestLogic
08/31/17 9:46:18 AM
#15:


Flasbangs posted...
Are people here secretly hoping to get a response from an angry theist?


Fine fine I'll bite.


TC I'd shake my head ashamedly knowing my daughter was gonna grow up into a hypereuphoric, insufferable nerd. I'd question my parenting ability which led her to become a female fedoratipper.
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Dragonblade01
08/31/17 9:58:58 AM
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I'd probably give her my copy of Sapiens.
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UnfairRepresent
09/01/17 6:18:26 PM
#17:


Dragonblade01 posted...
I'd probably give her my copy of Sapiens.

eww
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UnfairRepresent
09/02/17 10:23:06 AM
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Bump
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