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Complete_Idi0t
08/31/17 11:14:09 PM
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Just fyi
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XxKrazyChaosxX
08/31/17 11:15:04 PM
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That's weird, he told me you were going to give me money.
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DoctorPiranha3
08/31/17 11:15:54 PM
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He told me I should blow myself up on a bus for vast riches in heaven.

I told him to fuck off.
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Complete_Idi0t
08/31/17 11:26:05 PM
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Damn it this works for those guys on TV
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DocileOrangeCup
08/31/17 11:26:53 PM
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Behaviorism
08/31/17 11:27:46 PM
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KogaSteelfang
08/31/17 11:29:45 PM
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My pastor always says you need to check yourself before you give, if you don't feel led to do it yourself, don't do it.
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KILBOTz
08/31/17 11:30:22 PM
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my best friend from 8th-12th grade had a dad who was like a defrocked minister or something and would have one sided verbal conversations with god. like not praying, just talking, laughing and saying "hahaha, good one God!", shit like that.

he was uncomfortable being around. he got my friend's mom pregnant when she was 15, i think that was why he was defrocked but never got a real answer on that.
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SharpX68000
08/31/17 11:31:50 PM
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God is dead. He died in 1993.


https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frank_Zappa
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WilliamPorygon
08/31/17 11:31:51 PM
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Complete_Idi0t posted...
Damn it this works for those guys on TV

Yeah, but those guys are charismatic and/or skilled at hypnotism.
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armandro
08/31/17 11:35:24 PM
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i used to be funny man
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Lightsasori
08/31/17 11:39:57 PM
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Are you a televangelist?
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boxington
08/31/17 11:41:19 PM
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well, I mean, if God said so
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Kisai
08/31/17 11:44:48 PM
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God is a lie, we made him up for money.
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