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HashtagTartarus
09/02/17 7:49:54 PM
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It was part of a bunch of peanuts that I ate at once. I put even more peanuts in my mouth to dilute the poor taste. I should have known better than to eat from that can of peanuts so carelessly, as a lot of gas escaped the can when I opened it.

How long do I have to live?
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UrCa1988
09/02/17 7:50:31 PM
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Surprised you're still alive tbh.
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kuwab0
09/02/17 8:24:44 PM
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TheVipaGTS
09/02/17 8:26:10 PM
#4:


"Gross that peanut tasted bad. I should eat more.." - TC.
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SSBBSB
09/02/17 8:27:38 PM
#5:


kuwab0 posted...
Better than a rancid penis

Wasn't that FF_Redux's dinner? Or is he an ass man?
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kuwab0
09/02/17 10:09:02 PM
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SSBBSB posted...
kuwab0 posted...
Better than a rancid penis

Wasn't that FF_Redux's dinner? Or is he an ass man?

Rancid ass?
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loafy013
09/02/17 10:30:09 PM
#8:


You gonna die. I learned the dangers in daycamp years ago.
Found a peanut, found a peanut,
Found a peanut last night.
Last night, I found a peanut.
Found a peanut last night.

Broke it open, broke it open,
Broke it open last night.
Last night, I broke it open.
Broke it open last night.

Found it rotten, found it rotten,
Found it rotten last night.
Last night, I found it rotten.
Found it rotten last night.

Ate it anyway, ate it anyway,
Ate it anyway last night.
Last night, I ate it anyway.
Ate it anyway last night.

Got a tummyache, got a tummyache,
Got a tummyache last night.
Last night, I got a tummyache.
Got a tummyache last night.

Called the doctor, called the doctor,
Called the doctor last night.
Last night, I called the doctor.
Called the doctor last night.

Penicillin, penicillin,
Penicillin last night.
Last night, penicillin.
Penicillin last night.

Wasn't working, wasn't working,
Wasn't working last night.
Last night, it wasn't working.
Wasn't working last night.

Operation, operation,
Operation last night.
Last night, an operation.
Operation last night.

Died anyway, died anyway,
Died anyway last night.
Last night, I died anyway.
Died anyway last night.

Went to Heaven, went to Heaven,
Went to Heaven just now,
Just now I went to Heaven
Went to Heaven just now

Kicked an angel, kicked an angel,
Kicked and angel just now,
Just now I kicked an angel,
Kicked an angel just now.

Went the other way, went the other way
Went the other way just now
Just now I went the other way
Went the other way just now.

Kissed the Devil, kissed the Devil,
Kissed the Devil just now
Just now I kissed the Devil,
Kissed the Devil just now

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HashtagTartarus
09/02/17 10:35:42 PM
#9:


loafy013 posted...
You gonna die. I learned the dangers in daycamp years ago.
Found a peanut, found a peanut,
Found a peanut last night.
Last night, I found a peanut.
Found a peanut last night.

Broke it open, broke it open,
Broke it open last night.
Last night, I broke it open.
Broke it open last night.

Found it rotten, found it rotten,
Found it rotten last night.
Last night, I found it rotten.
Found it rotten last night.

Ate it anyway, ate it anyway,
Ate it anyway last night.
Last night, I ate it anyway.
Ate it anyway last night.

Got a tummyache, got a tummyache,
Got a tummyache last night.
Last night, I got a tummyache.
Got a tummyache last night.

Called the doctor, called the doctor,
Called the doctor last night.
Last night, I called the doctor.
Called the doctor last night.

Penicillin, penicillin,
Penicillin last night.
Last night, penicillin.
Penicillin last night.

Wasn't working, wasn't working,
Wasn't working last night.
Last night, it wasn't working.
Wasn't working last night.

Operation, operation,
Operation last night.
Last night, an operation.
Operation last night.

Died anyway, died anyway,
Died anyway last night.
Last night, I died anyway.
Died anyway last night.

Went to Heaven, went to Heaven,
Went to Heaven just now,
Just now I went to Heaven
Went to Heaven just now

Kicked an angel, kicked an angel,
Kicked and angel just now,
Just now I kicked an angel,
Kicked an angel just now.

Went the other way, went the other way
Went the other way just now
Just now I went the other way
Went the other way just now.

Kissed the Devil, kissed the Devil,
Kissed the Devil just now
Just now I kissed the Devil,
Kissed the Devil just now


Does the Devil have cute goat legs like a satyr?
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AlisLandale
09/02/17 10:41:03 PM
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Rotten food is a bit of a gamble. You could end up with food poisoning. You could end up dead. Or you could be completely fine.

Chances are low you'll die, but if I were you I'd keep some pepto bismol, some gatorade, and an empty trashcan by your bedside tonight.

(idk why gatorade, but whenever I vomit I crave the stuff. >_>)
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Paragon21XX
09/02/17 10:47:00 PM
#11:


HashtagTartarus posted...
Does the Devil have cute goat legs like a satyr?

The Devil looks just like Elizabeth Hurley and she has dem gams.
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HashtagTartarus
09/02/17 10:49:57 PM
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Paragon21XX posted...
HashtagTartarus posted...
Does the Devil have cute goat legs like a satyr?

The Devil looks just like Elizabeth Hurley and she has dem gams.


Ugh. Man gams that happen to resemble goat gams, please.
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SSBBSB
09/03/17 4:58:38 PM
#13:


kuwab0 posted...

Rancid ass?

Truly.
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