Current Events > Apple has $257 billion in cash. What can you do with that much money?

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YoshitoKikuchi
09/04/17 12:47:05 AM
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Bloodychess
09/04/17 12:48:04 AM
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I could afford a Mac
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gunplagirl
09/04/17 12:48:32 AM
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I could buy 6 college textbooks
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Johnny_Nutcase
09/04/17 12:48:52 AM
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gunplagirl posted...
I could buy 6 college textbooks


Liar.
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SK8T3R215
09/04/17 12:48:55 AM
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Buy a taco
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Behaviorism
09/04/17 12:48:55 AM
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CE: "Invest it!"
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ShinigamiSoul
09/04/17 12:49:33 AM
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I'll think of something
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DarthAragorn
09/04/17 12:49:53 AM
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A shitload of hookers and blow
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muchdran
09/04/17 12:51:47 AM
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Sucker more people in to buy shitty products
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I Like Toast
09/04/17 12:52:59 AM
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10 tacos
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Tropicalwood
09/04/17 12:56:03 AM
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I could run a minigun for a few years using the most expensive .308 on the market.
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gunplagirl
09/04/17 12:56:51 AM
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Johnny_Nutcase posted...
gunplagirl posted...
I could buy 6 college textbooks


Liar.

I could rent 6college textbooks and return them at the end of the term :'(
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WilliamPorygon
09/04/17 12:58:24 AM
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I could get of this squalid hellhole and never return
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ZCheveyo
09/04/17 1:00:01 AM
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A fraction of a fraction of that would be fine....so, same answer as last time.

Donate so much to so many different charities that they actually consider building a religion around me. With that much money being put in the correct hands you could completely change the medical landscape and help more people that you can even imagine.
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thompsontalker7
09/04/17 1:01:03 AM
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gunplagirl posted...
I could buy 6 college textbooks


BS, you'd get about 5 at most.
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FightingGames
09/04/17 1:04:44 AM
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invest it in daily credit union interest. Even at a 2% yearly rate, that's 13 million dollars per day
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GeneralZhao
09/04/17 1:19:21 AM
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thompsontalker7 posted...
gunplagirl posted...
I could buy 6 college textbooks


BS, you'd get about 5 at most.


maybe like 3 online codes that you need to pass the class
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OleBillyBoy225
09/04/17 1:21:23 AM
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Imagine $257 billion worth of crack.
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Sativa_Rose
09/04/17 1:22:49 AM
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I would create a new CIA with that much money.
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Giblet_Enjoyer
09/04/17 1:34:45 AM
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ZCheveyo posted...
A fraction of a fraction of that would be fine....so, same answer as last time.

Donate so much to so many different charities that they actually consider building a religion around me. With that much money being put in the correct hands you could completely change the medical landscape and help more people that you can even imagine.

And yet, Steve Jobs donated almost nothing

Really makes ya think
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littlebro07
09/04/17 1:36:10 AM
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Tropicalwood posted...
I could run a minigun for a few years using the most expensive .308 on the market.


This is the best answer.
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Syntheticon
09/04/17 2:08:26 AM
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Anything you damn well please.
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fan357
09/04/17 2:20:40 AM
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Good thing they moved most of their manufacturing out of the us or else they'd be broke! That greedy middle class always wants something!
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alexander37
09/04/17 2:27:33 AM
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OleBillyBoy225 posted...
Imagine $257 billion worth of crack.

Oh Billy.... <3
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