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Far-Queue 09/04/17 4:31:35 PM #1: |
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jonah_Falcon
Heard them talking about this dude on a sports talk show, apparently he had a podcast or something where he'd talk about the Yankees. Looked him up and was surprised to find all this stuff about his dick. I guess he's never done porn. There's actually a section dedicated to "Anatomy" on his Wikipedia page lol --- https://i.imgur.com/ZwO4qO2.gifv Bluer than velvet was the night... Softer than satin was the light... From the stars... ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Far-Queue 09/04/17 4:32:44 PM #2: |
Falcon gained media attention after appearing in the 1999 HBO documentary,[11][22] (filmed by Meema Spadola[5][21] and Thom Powers)[22] Private Dicks: Men Exposed, in which 25 males were interviewed in the nude about their penises.[6][22][23] Rolling Stone published an article[21] in 2003 that reported Falcon's penis as measuring 9.5 inches (24 cm) in length when flaccid and 13.5 inches (34 cm) in length when erect.[6][9][24] That bold tho --- https://i.imgur.com/ZwO4qO2.gifv Bluer than velvet was the night... Softer than satin was the light... From the stars... ... Copied to Clipboard!
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buffyslayer 09/04/17 4:34:30 PM #3: |
Thought you would post a picture of his penis
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faramir77 09/04/17 4:35:51 PM #4: |
Far-Queue posted...
Falcon gained media attention after appearing in the 1999 HBO documentary,[11][22] (filmed by Meema Spadola[5][21] and Thom Powers)[22] Private Dicks: Men Exposed, in which 25 males were interviewed in the nude about their penises.[6][22][23] Rolling Stone published an article[21] in 2003 that reported Falcon's penis as measuring 9.5 inches (24 cm) in length when flaccid and 13.5 inches (34 cm) in length when erect.[6][9][24] Jesus fucking Christ --- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XiCtAUrZbUk -- Defeating the Running Man of Ocarina of Time in a race since 01/17/2009. -- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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darkknight109 09/04/17 4:37:50 PM #5: |
That sounds uncomfortable. Like, fuck, just sitting down would be a potential crushing hazard.
Not to mention, I don't know too many women who like having their cervices punctured during sex. --- Kill 1 man: You are a murderer. Kill 10 men: You are a monster. Kill 100 men: You are a hero. Kill 10,000 men, you are a conqueror! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Far-Queue 09/04/17 4:39:19 PM #6: |
buffyslayer posted...
Thought you would post a picture of his penis Nah, I actually made the second post separate because I thought it might get modded for having the word "penis" in it so much. --- https://i.imgur.com/ZwO4qO2.gifv Bluer than velvet was the night... Softer than satin was the light... From the stars... ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ReggieTheReckless 09/04/17 4:52:38 PM #8: |
Zangulus posted...
He's also stated before that he can't have sex very easily because it's too damned big. I bet he has a hell of a lot of fun jerking off though --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Currant_Kaiser 09/04/17 4:52:46 PM #9: |
However, Falcon has not authorized or permitted independent verification of this figure.
I call bunk. That man needs to either upload it to PornHub or keep his mouth shut. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Duck-I-Says 09/04/17 5:05:25 PM #11: |
Zangulus posted...
Considering he said it literally causes him to be lightheaded due to blood loss... Poor guy. It sounds like he had a monkey's paw and wished for a big dick. He was granted the largest one in the world, but he can barely have sex with it, his boners are half limp and he gets light headed using it. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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RoboXgp89 09/04/17 5:07:47 PM #12: |
i wish my d***was half as big as his
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Duck-I-Says 09/04/17 5:09:07 PM #13: |
RoboXgp89 posted...
i wish my d***was half as big as his Sounds like he probably does too ... Copied to Clipboard!
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green dragon 09/04/17 5:15:13 PM #14: |
RoboXgp89 posted...
i wish my d***was half as big as his Im...I'm so sorry for you ... Copied to Clipboard!
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faramir77 09/04/17 6:16:32 PM #15: |
green dragon posted...
RoboXgp89 posted...i wish my d***was half as big as his Half of 13.5" is 6.75" which is still a large dick. --- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XiCtAUrZbUk -- Defeating the Running Man of Ocarina of Time in a race since 01/17/2009. -- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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RoboXgp89 09/04/17 6:25:56 PM #16: |
I know with certain girls it feels like I'm trying to fight them
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SmokeMassTree 09/04/17 6:27:04 PM #17: |
faramir77 posted...
green dragon posted...RoboXgp89 posted...i wish my d***was half as big as his Larger than average* I wouldn't call that large --- A.K. 2/14/10 T.C.P. Victorious Champion of the 1st Annual POTd Hunger Games and the POTd Battle Royale Season 3 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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LtCommanderData 09/04/17 6:30:19 PM #18: |
faramir77 posted...
Half of 13.5" is 6.75" which is still a large dick. Even bigger if he was talking about by volume. IIRC this guy has ridiculous girth too. SmokeMassTree posted... Larger than average* https://calcsd.bitballoon.com/ Apparently it is 98th percentile for length. What would you consider large? ... Copied to Clipboard!
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helIy 09/04/17 6:32:20 PM #19: |
he refuses to actually prove it, though, so i'm 100% certain he is lying.
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Far-Queue 09/04/17 6:39:40 PM #21: |
helIy posted...
he refuses to actually prove it, though, so i'm 100% certain he is lying. Falcon gained media attention after appearing in the 1999 HBO documentary,[11][22] (filmed by Meema Spadola[5][21] and Thom Powers)[22] Private Dicks: Men Exposed, in which 25 males were interviewed in the nude about their penises. I'm assuming proof must exist, and maybe he just is tired of talking about it and wants to move on with his life. --- https://i.imgur.com/ZwO4qO2.gifv Bluer than velvet was the night... Softer than satin was the light... From the stars... ... Copied to Clipboard!
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helIy 09/04/17 6:41:10 PM #22: |
i've searched extensively, proof doesn't exist
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Far-Queue 09/04/17 6:42:55 PM #23: |
helIy posted...
i've searched extensively, proof doesn't exist lol --- https://i.imgur.com/ZwO4qO2.gifv Bluer than velvet was the night... Softer than satin was the light... From the stars... ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Far-Queue 09/04/17 6:47:56 PM #24: |
Welp, helly... think I found proof but it's hard to say because it's flaccid. But damn if it doesn't hang halfway down his thigh.
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Far-Queue 09/04/17 6:48:25 PM #25: |
I don't want to post it for obvious reasons but I'll PM it if you're curious.
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Juggalo_Jackass 09/04/17 6:51:08 PM #26: |
helIy posted...
i've searched extensively, proof doesn't exist ...literally Google Image Search his name and there is enough proof. --- Iiiiiiii'm a drunken whore ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ANation 09/04/17 6:55:11 PM #27: |
The guys with the biggest dicks are always homosexuals.
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helIy 09/04/17 6:59:50 PM #28: |
Juggalo_Jackass posted...
helIy posted...i've searched extensively, proof doesn't exist all i see is him wearing shorts. i can put on a prosthetic dick and claim it's real if i did that, too --- depressed again morning comes too fast and i'm tired of the routine ... Copied to Clipboard!
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helIy 09/04/17 7:00:12 PM #29: |
Far-Queue posted...
I don't want to post it for obvious reasons but I'll PM it if you're curious. sure --- depressed again morning comes too fast and i'm tired of the routine ... Copied to Clipboard!
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helIy 09/04/17 7:43:24 PM #30: |
alright watched that
and it strikes me as odd i see his dick there, and then i go and look at a picture of him in his stupid tight yellow shorts, and in those shorts, his dick is longer. now, the spot it ends at while dangling is the same spot it ends at when he's wearing those shorts, but in the shorts you can see that he has to bend his dick to get it to go down the leg. how can it be at the same length, when one is straight down, and the other is bent --- depressed again morning comes too fast and i'm tired of the routine ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SmokeMassTree 09/04/17 9:21:36 PM #31: |
Heliy
Why do you care so much --- A.K. 2/14/10 T.C.P. Victorious Champion of the 1st Annual POTd Hunger Games and the POTd Battle Royale Season 3 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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supergamer19 09/04/17 9:41:47 PM #32: |
Chill Helly, as someone with a peen, you should know that crap fluctuates like crazy depending on temperature and body positioning.
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Syntheticon 09/04/17 11:39:53 PM #33: |
faramir77 posted...
green dragon posted...RoboXgp89 posted...i wish my d***was half as big as his Which is why we're both sorry for you. which is still a large dick. It is? Since when? --- Mod me? You don't even know me! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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LeetCheet 09/04/17 11:58:25 PM #34: |
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SmokeMassTree 09/04/17 11:59:40 PM #35: |
LeetCheet posted...
No homo but I'd really like to see a picture of his dick lol I want to touch it --- A.K. 2/14/10 T.C.P. Victorious Champion of the 1st Annual POTd Hunger Games and the POTd Battle Royale Season 3 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Duck-I-Says 09/05/17 12:04:23 AM #36: |
Syntheticon posted...
It is? Since when? In the real world it's a big dick, but here on the internet where we all have 9+ inch penises to go along with our 160+ IQs it's practically microscopic. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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wwinterj25 09/05/17 12:44:53 AM #37: |
SmokeMassTree posted...
LeetCheet posted...No homo but I'd really like to see a picture of his dick lol I want to suck it. No homo obv. --- One who knows nothing can understand nothing. http://psnprofiles.com/wwinterj - http://i.imgur.com/kDysIcd.gif ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Syntheticon 09/05/17 1:14:07 AM #38: |
Duck-I-Says posted...
Syntheticon posted...It is? Since when? That wasn't quite what I meant but a cursory googling shows that globally the average is between 5.5-6" so there you go. Looks like 4-5" is most common with 6-6.5" being on the upper side of average, which I found quite surprising tbh. --- Mod me? You don't even know me! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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LeetCheet 09/05/17 1:31:10 AM #39: |
I wonder who's known for having the largest Female sexual organ though?
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Syntheticon 09/05/17 1:37:31 AM #40: |
LeetCheet posted...
I wonder who's known for having the largest Female sexual organ though? Which parts specifically are you referring to? There's a couple of obvious options there. --- Mod me? You don't even know me! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Far-Queue 09/05/17 8:19:28 AM #41: |
LeetCheet posted...
No homo but I'd really like to see a picture of his dick lol If you Google "Men Exposed 1999" it should be one of the first YouTube results. Jonah Falcon is fully nude about 18 minutes in. Maybe 17:50 or so. --- https://i.imgur.com/ZwO4qO2.gifv Bluer than velvet was the night... Softer than satin was the light... From the stars... ... Copied to Clipboard!
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faramir77 09/06/17 9:47:30 PM #42: |
LeetCheet posted...
I wonder who's known for having the largest Female sexual organ though? Hope Solo. --- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XiCtAUrZbUk -- Defeating the Running Man of Ocarina of Time in a race since 01/17/2009. -- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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LeetCheet 09/08/17 12:04:27 AM #43: |
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DrProfessor 09/08/17 12:41:28 AM #44: |
I'm 8 inches hard and that's enough for me. It's annoying and uncomfortable as is.
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wwinterj25 09/08/17 2:14:45 AM #45: |
DrProfessor posted...
I'm 8 inches hard and that's enough for me. It's annoying and uncomfortable as is. Must be tough. --- One who knows nothing can understand nothing. http://psnprofiles.com/wwinterj - http://i.imgur.com/kDysIcd.gif ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DrProfessor 09/08/17 2:19:28 AM #46: |
wwinterj25 posted...
DrProfessor posted...It's been more of a hinderence than a help tbh.I'm 8 inches hard and that's enough for me. It's annoying and uncomfortable as is. The myth about girls preferring bigger guys is definitely bunk. Either that or I'm doing something wrong. --- I have a doctorate in professoring. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Syntheticon 09/08/17 2:25:28 AM #47: |
faramir77 posted...
LeetCheet posted...I wonder who's known for having the largest Female sexual organ though? Am I missing a joke there? Her leaked pics were a little explicit but everything was fairly normal looking for the most part...? --- Mod me? You don't even know me! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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EightySeven 09/08/17 2:30:29 AM #48: |
DrProfessor posted...
The myth about girls preferring bigger guys is definitely bunk. Either that or I'm doing something wrong. Diminishing returns. People want a bigger dick, but not a freakish one. Also girth is more important anyway (assuming length is average is longer) ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DrProfessor 09/08/17 2:32:26 AM #49: |
EightySeven posted...
DrProfessor posted...Yeah I'd heard that about girth actually. Im kinda outta luck there.The myth about girls preferring bigger guys is definitely bunk. Either that or I'm doing something wrong. Can't win em all XD --- I have a doctorate in professoring. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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magemaximus 09/08/17 2:33:00 AM #50: |
my girth is above average
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