Current Events > If the clitoris is really just a really tiny penis then doesnt that make you

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gay if you touch it? :u What if a girl has one that's bigger than usual? That happens sometimes.
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Yep I'm on CE
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When you kiss a girl you're kissing all of the guys she's kissed before. Pretty gay if you ask me tbh
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When you put your dick into a girl's vagina you're stirring the vanilla of all the other guys that came before you.
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I touched my dad, so it must be pretty gay.
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Ultima Dragon posted...

When you put your dick into a girl's vagina you're stirring the vanilla of all the other guys that came before you.

I'm dying.

/dead
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This is why whenever I fool around with my SO I say "let's smush dick heads together"

He seems into it.

its only gay if your balls touch her ovaries, which are the lady balls.
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How the fuck is my dinosaur ostrich egg topic gonna get moderated but this shit doesn't.

USANumber1 posted...

How the fuck is my dinosaur ostrich egg topic gonna get moderated but this shit doesn't.

well, this is really just an anatomical question. :u
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Remember guys, if you like a girl you're gay because you like somebody who likes men

And every time you kiss her, you kiss every guy she's ever kissed
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Theres nothing wrong with a nice feminine penis
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How insecure do you have to be to think this? My God this board....
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Touch posted...

Theres nothing wrong with a nice feminine penis

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Actually, it'd the other way around.

A penis is a mutated clitoris.
Therefore, women are the gay ones :V
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Turbam posted...

Actually, it'd the other way around.

A penis is a mutated clitoris.
Therefore, women are the gay ones :V

All men are actually vagina guys. I fucking knew it.
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Kisai posted...

Turbam posted...

Actually, it'd the other way around.

A penis is a mutated clitoris.
Therefore, women are the gay ones :V

All men are actually vagina guys. I fucking knew it.

That's truer to fact than people think since all fetuses start off as female, some of which mutate into males shortly after. We are all girls at conception!
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Honestly, it's pretty gay if you shake hands with a dude when you know he jerks off with that hand
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Kisai posted...

Turbam posted...

Actually, it'd the other way around.

A penis is a mutated clitoris.
Therefore, women are the gay ones :V

All men are actually vagina guys. I fucking knew it.

Yes.
The next time that you are feeling down, just remember that there is a pussy inside of you
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giantblimpN7 posted...

Honestly, it's pretty gay if you shake hands with a dude when you know he jerks off with that hand

That's the reasoning behind the handshake as a greeting. A man with a limp handshake clearly doesn't masturbate and thus is not to be trusted.

gunplagirl posted...

Remember guys, if you like a girl you're gay because you like somebody who likes men

And every time you kiss her, you kiss every guy she's ever kissed

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ChromaticAngel posted...

Yep I'm on CE

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_Reivax_ posted...

I touched my dad, so it must be pretty gay.

it depends on where you touched him
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apolloooo posted...

Touch posted...

Theres nothing wrong with a nice feminine penis

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You should know that fapping to trap porn is the least gay thing there is. If you fap to gay porn, that's 2 guys, and that's 100% gay. If you fap to 'straight' porn, then that has a woman, sure, but you're also fapping to a guy, which makes it 50% gay. But a trap is like half male, half female, and thus a trap with a girl would add up to 75% girl, and thus only 25% gay. 2 women would be ideal, but that would be a lesbian relationship, which brings it around to gay again. If you fap to furry porn, then it's in a weird gray area, where if it's people in fursuits, the same rules apply, but if it's with animals, I would think it depends on said animal's sexuality. Then there's consent. If a person doesn't consent to something, but the other person does it anyway, that makes the other person stronger, and thus less gay. Let's say that means they're about 50% less gay. If it was gay rape, that means that it's now 75% gay. If it's straight rape by a man, then it's 25% gay. And, if it's trap gay porn, then that's 12.5% gay.

So technically, yes, rape trap porn is the least gay porn there is, but that's still looped in with trap porn, hence why fapping to trap porn is the least gay thing there is. I did the math and research. According to Wikipedia, the average length of a penis varies from 5.1 to 5.9 inches. I went for a safe 5.5 inches for an average. The average radius from the core center of the penis to the skin on the outside is .75 inches. From this we can roughly find the volume with pi times radius squared times height. This comes out as the average penis being around 9.72 cubic inches. Next, I found the volume of the average human adult male. I had to first find the weight, which according to Alex Schlessingerman's "The Physics Factbook" is 70kg or 154 pounds. Weight is found by multiplying an objects mass by the force of gravity, 9.81 meters per second.

After taking gravity out of the equation, the average mass of an adult human male is 70.14 kg. I then found the volume by dividing this number by the average density if a human, according to Wikipedia, 985 kg per meter cubed. The volume of the adult male was then found to be .0072516316 cubic meters. Utilizing the volume of the average penis I found earlier, 9.72 in cubed, and converting it to meters cubed, I get .0001592828 meters cubed. This means the penis is 2.19% of an adult males volume. Assuming a lack of testosterone or female hormones makes the person a female, balls ignored for ease, fucking a trap is only 2.19% homosexual. Traps are not gay.

I repeat, traps ARE NOT GAY. How idiotic do you have to be to think that they are? traps are probably even less gay than some women. I understand why some people MIGHT consider traps to be gay, but once thinking about it i don't know why people wouldn't change their mind. traps look like women. WOMEN ARE NOT GAY. IF YOU FUCK SOMEONE WHO LOOKS LIKE A WOMEN, HOW IS THAT EVEN SLIGHTLY FUCKING GAY? I can kinda see why people think having a dick makes it gay, but the dick only makes up about 0.2% of the human body. if the rest of the body is feminine, that's 99.8% straight. let me repeat, 99.8% STRAIGHT, THAT'S EXTREMELY FUCKING STRAIGHT. THERE ARE WOMEN WHO ARE LESS THAN 99.8% FEMININE, YET PEOPLE DON'T CALL THEM GAY. If you wanna fuck a woman who looks manly as fuck, I'm not gonna call you gay, but you shouldn't call me gay for fucking traps either. It makes no sense why people let a single penis ruin an entire sexual encounter, it's easy enough to ignore.
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Traps still have fuckable assholes, you don't need to fuck the pussy specifically. And if it's that much of a problem, just look away. He isn't gonna rub his dick on you or anything. There are plenty of nice traps out there, and I'm sure you'd get along well with them, but you choose not to because of something on them which takes up 0.2% of their body. It's nonsensical and stupid how worked up people get over something so small but completely ignore the rest of the body. If you're worried about your friends knowing that you're fucking someone 0.2% masculine and 99.8% feminine, they don't need to find out. Believe it or not, traps can wear clothes too. They don't walk around with their dicks hanging out, they cover their dick with pants or skirts. Nobody has to find out that you're in a perfectly heterosexual relationship.

Traps are 99.8% straight
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Ultima Dragon posted...

When you put your dick into a girl's vagina you're stirring the vanilla of all the other guys that came before you.

Ugh makes me not want to have sex when I think about it
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If TC really wants to know, the clitoris is only the small visible part of the entire organ. Most of the rest, including a woman's G-spot is inside the vagina. So I guess if you consider that it's not small but a monster cock. Women also can ejaculate, and like men their ejaculate is not urine. So now thanks to TC's input I just had gay sex last night. Cause I touched her clitoris, put my penis inside her and let her ejaculate on me.

EverDownward posted...

apolloooo posted...

Touch posted...

Theres nothing wrong with a nice feminine penis

I love that this is a joke thread, but people honestly take this meme seriously here.
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thanosibe posted...

If TC really wants to know, the clitoris is only the small visible part of the entire organ. Most of the rest, including a woman's G-spot is inside the vagina. So I guess if you consider that it's not small but a monster cock. Women also can ejaculate, and like men their ejaculate is not urine. So now thanks to TC's input I just had gay sex last night. Cause I touched her clitoris, put my penis inside her and let her ejaculate on me.

EverDownward posted...

apolloooo posted...

Touch posted...

Theres nothing wrong with a nice feminine penis

I love that this is a joke thread, but people honestly take this meme seriously here.

why cant we say clitoris on here? why is it censored but penis isn't?
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OpheliaAdenade posted...

gunplagirl posted...

Remember guys, if you like a girl you're gay because you like somebody who likes men

And every time you kiss her, you kiss every guy she's ever kissed

Sonic logic lmao
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OpheliaAdenade posted...

thanosibe posted...

If TC really wants to know, the clitoris is only the small visible part of the entire organ. Most of the rest, including a woman's G-spot is inside the vagina. So I guess if you consider that it's not small but a monster cock. Women also can ejaculate, and like men their ejaculate is not urine. So now thanks to TC's input I just had gay sex last night. Cause I touched her clitoris, put my penis inside her and let her ejaculate on me.

EverDownward posted...

apolloooo posted...

Touch posted...

Theres nothing wrong with a nice feminine penis

I love that this is a joke thread, but people honestly take this meme seriously here.

why cant we say clitoris on here? why is it censored but penis isn't?

Neither shows up censored for me? But I may have that setting turned off.
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DragonPick posted...

You should know that fapping to trap porn is the least gay thing there is. If you fap to gay porn, that's 2 guys, and that's 100% gay. If you fap to 'straight' porn, then that has a woman, sure, but you're also fapping to a guy, which makes it 50% gay. But a trap is like half male, half female, and thus a trap with a girl would add up to 75% girl, and thus only 25% gay. 2 women would be ideal, but that would be a lesbian relationship, which brings it around to gay again. If you fap to furry porn, then it's in a weird gray area, where if it's people in fursuits, the same rules apply, but if it's with animals, I would think it depends on said animal's sexuality. Then there's consent. If a person doesn't consent to something, but the other person does it anyway, that makes the other person stronger, and thus less gay. Let's say that means they're about 50% less gay. If it was gay rape, that means that it's now 75% gay. If it's straight rape by a man, then it's 25% gay. And, if it's trap gay porn, then that's 12.5% gay.

So technically, yes, rape trap porn is the least gay porn there is, but that's still looped in with trap porn, hence why fapping to trap porn is the least gay thing there is. I did the math and research. According to Wikipedia, the average length of a penis varies from 5.1 to 5.9 inches. I went for a safe 5.5 inches for an average. The average radius from the core center of the penis to the skin on the outside is .75 inches. From this we can roughly find the volume with pi times radius squared times height. This comes out as the average penis being around 9.72 cubic inches. Next, I found the volume of the average human adult male. I had to first find the weight, which according to Alex Schlessingerman's "The Physics Factbook" is 70kg or 154 pounds. Weight is found by multiplying an objects mass by the force of gravity, 9.81 meters per second.

After taking gravity out of the equation, the average mass of an adult human male is 70.14 kg. I then found the volume by dividing this number by the average density if a human, according to Wikipedia, 985 kg per meter cubed. The volume of the adult male was then found to be .0072516316 cubic meters. Utilizing the volume of the average penis I found earlier, 9.72 in cubed, and converting it to meters cubed, I get .0001592828 meters cubed. This means the penis is 2.19% of an adult males volume. Assuming a lack of testosterone or female hormones makes the person a female, balls ignored for ease, fucking a trap is only 2.19% homosexual. Traps are not gay.

I repeat, traps ARE NOT GAY. How idiotic do you have to be to think that they are? traps are probably even less gay than some women. I understand why some people MIGHT consider traps to be gay, but once thinking about it i don't know why people wouldn't change their mind. traps look like women. WOMEN ARE NOT GAY. IF YOU FUCK SOMEONE WHO LOOKS LIKE A WOMEN, HOW IS THAT EVEN SLIGHTLY FUCKING GAY? I can kinda see why people think having a dick makes it gay, but the dick only makes up about 0.2% of the human body. if the rest of the body is feminine, that's 99.8% straight. let me repeat, 99.8% STRAIGHT, THAT'S EXTREMELY FUCKING STRAIGHT. THERE ARE WOMEN WHO ARE LESS THAN 99.8% FEMININE, YET PEOPLE DON'T CALL THEM GAY. If you wanna fuck a woman who looks manly as fuck, I'm not gonna call you gay, but you shouldn't call me gay for fucking traps either. It makes no sense why people let a single penis ruin an entire sexual encounter, it's easy enough to ignore.

>Scott Steiner explains how traps aren't gay
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thanosibe posted...

If TC really wants to know, the clitoris is only the small visible part of the entire organ. Most of the rest, including a woman's G-spot is inside the vagina. So I guess if you consider that it's not small but a monster cock. Women also can ejaculate, and like men their ejaculate is not urine. So now thanks to TC's input I just had gay sex last night. Cause I touched her clitoris, put my penis inside her and let her ejaculate on me.

EverDownward posted...

apolloooo posted...

Touch posted...

Theres nothing wrong with a nice feminine penis

I love that this is a joke thread, but people honestly take this meme seriously here.

I was actually being serious.
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ChromaticAngel posted...

Yep I'm on CE

ha
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Isn't it kinda gay to drink water? I mean, if a man's body is 60% water, drinking water is kinda like gulping down 60% of a dick.
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So I just watched return of the Jedi...you know the second death star was still being built, a construction job of that magnitude would require a lot more manpower than the empire had to offer, had to bring in a ton of innocent independent contractors. Probably had all kinds of benefits, then here come some left wing rebels and blow the thing up. Thousands of innocents just trying to feed their family dead.
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