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pegusus123456
09/08/17 2:48:27 AM
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Should I take a Tums which has somehow made me vomit the last two times I've taken them

Or should I have horrible, belching gas for the next hour
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DocileOrangeCup
09/08/17 2:49:10 AM
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NOM
09/08/17 2:50:38 AM
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Tablespoon of baking soda in a glass of water does the same thing as tums
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MabusIncarnate
09/08/17 2:57:28 AM
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Try something that isn't tums like Pepto or Kaopectate

Or eat a banana. My mom used to say "When you have the goo, a banana is the glue"
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pegusus123456
09/08/17 2:58:03 AM
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NOM posted...
Tablespoon of baking soda in a glass of water does the same thing as tums

Do I look like a doctor who just has rich people things like baking soda and water sitting around the house

MabusIncarnate posted...
Or eat a banana. My mom used to say "When you have the goo, a banana is the glue"

It's mouth gas, not ass gas
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MabusIncarnate
09/08/17 2:58:59 AM
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pegusus123456 posted...
NOM posted...
Tablespoon of baking soda in a glass of water does the same thing as tums

Do I look like a doctor who just has rich people things like baking soda and water sitting around the house

MabusIncarnate posted...
Or eat a banana. My mom used to say "When you have the goo, a banana is the glue"

It's mouth gas, not ass gas

Do you have some vegetable oil? Just chug a liter of that and you are good to go.
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saspa
09/08/17 2:59:20 AM
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Take a walk

I hope you aren't met with a terrible fate
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pegusus123456
09/08/17 3:08:34 AM
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MabusIncarnate posted...
Do you have some vegetable oil? Just chug a liter of that and you are good to go.

Why are you trying to kill me
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DocileOrangeCup
09/08/17 3:14:13 AM
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