Current Events > These hurricanes are an act of God.

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1234Life
09/10/17 2:07:52 AM
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He's punishing the Bible belt for being so goddamn stupid!
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Johnny_Nutcase
09/10/17 2:10:10 AM
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I saw some dumb bitch on CNN waiting to get into a shelter saying "this is all in gods hands". Fine, but I have a hunch he's REALLY pissed off at Florida right now.
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RebelElite791
09/10/17 2:12:30 AM
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The Transformers are a gift from God, Randall!
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LethalAffinity
09/10/17 2:13:27 AM
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Texas and Florida shouldn't have voted Donald.

Jose is gonna swing into the Carolinas and punish them next.
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OctilIery
09/10/17 2:15:20 AM
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I wish God would send a hurricane up the west coast. Just a small one, to out out the fires :(
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MabusIncarnate
09/10/17 2:17:02 AM
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Florida man did this to everyone.
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Mike_Stanton
09/10/17 2:20:22 AM
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Proof that God doesn't exist. If he was real then climate change would have killed the northeast before hurricanes started killing the bible belt...
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ImTheMacheteGuy
09/10/17 2:36:10 AM
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There is no such thing as the bible
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Tadamoto24
09/10/17 2:39:46 AM
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Go listen to prophet Brian Karn. God is in fact mad at the united states for all the messed up shit that we're doing.
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The Wheelman1
09/10/17 2:54:02 AM
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If God loves us then why is he trying to kill us?
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0AbsoluteZero0
09/10/17 2:59:15 AM
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Lol
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Tadamoto24
09/10/17 3:17:16 AM
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The Wheelman1 posted...
If God loves us then why is he trying to kill us?

Because there's consequences for sin.
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kingdrake2
09/10/17 4:02:30 AM
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OctilIery posted...
I wish God would send a hurricane up the west coast. Just a small one, to out out the fires :(


i remember a few years back, one got absorbed into a pineapple express and did something but it wasn't nearly as bad as the 2007 storms.
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Mike_Stanton
09/10/17 5:55:18 AM
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Tadamoto24 posted...
The Wheelman1 posted...
If God loves us then why is he trying to kill us?

Because there's consequences for sin.

So...why does every sinner get the same punishment despite the fact that there are varying degrees of how sinful people are?
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MabusIncarnate
09/10/17 6:00:41 AM
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Mike_Stanton posted...
Tadamoto24 posted...
The Wheelman1 posted...
If God loves us then why is he trying to kill us?

Because there's consequences for sin.

So...why does every sinner get the same punishment despite the fact that there are varying degrees of how sinful people are?

Because BS

But, religion and whatnot I guess, lol.
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the_cajun88
09/10/17 6:01:49 AM
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if there is a God, then isn't everything ever an act of God?
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Back_Stabbath
09/10/17 6:13:23 AM
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Mike_Stanton posted...
Tadamoto24 posted...
The Wheelman1 posted...
If God loves us then why is he trying to kill us?

Because there's consequences for sin.

So...why does every sinner get the same punishment despite the fact that there are varying degrees of how sinful people are?

don't worry, if you're truly free of sin and in God's good book, you won't be punished when you die :)
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Irony
09/10/17 6:34:56 AM
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This isn't my doing though
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ImTheMacheteGuy
09/10/17 9:16:31 AM
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"Sin" is a stupid idea. "Punishment when you die" is a stupid idea.
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SSJ-Gengar
09/11/17 2:14:50 AM
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ImTheMacheteGuy posted...
"Sin" is a stupid idea. "Punishment when you die" is a stupid idea.

I'm sick of people shitting all over my beliefs just because it's the 'hip' thing to do.
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DD Divine
09/11/17 2:43:13 AM
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If it's a gift from god then why pray for it to go away or cause less harm??
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