Current Events > Apparently, I'm next on a serial killer's hit list

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frozenshock 09/12/17 5:47:23 AM #1:	During the night I was kidnapped by police officers, stripped naked, blindfolded, and taken to a secret location on the second floor of a gay strip club where I was hung from the ceiling by my toenails. Two hunky hairy police officers wearing nothing but leather caps were making out in front of me until I asked them what was going on. They told me they were on the case of a serial killer named "Boob" who was known for kidnapping random guys and torturing them to death by forcing them to eat pineapple pizza. The media were not told that Boob always left the name of his last victim in pineapple blood on the wall of his murder scenes. The last murder scene had my name on it. So the cops offered to keep me in their refuge for my protection and assured me I would be fed and entertained. I declined, so they took me back home. I only got my clothes back after getting home. --- I don't hate people, people hate me. <cite>frozenshock posted [p:886452198] in Apparently... [t:75766201]...</cite> <quote>During the night I was kidnapped by police officers, stripped naked, blindfolded, and taken to a secret location on the second floor of a gay strip club where I was hung from the ceiling by my toenails. Two hunky hairy police officers wearing nothing but leather caps were making out in front of me until I asked them what was going on. They told me they were on the case of a serial killer named "Boob" who was known for kidnapping random guys and torturing them to death by forcing them to eat pineapple pizza. The media were not told that Boob always left the name of his last victim in pineapple blood on the wall of his murder scenes. The last murder scene had my name on it. So the cops offered to keep me in their refuge for my protection and assured me I would be fed and entertained. I declined, so they took me back home. I only got my clothes back after getting home.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BoyOfBattle 09/12/17 5:49:25 AM #2:	imagine taking the time to type out this inane nonsense --- DIEHARD DUBS FAN SINCE 2007. We Believe! GSW. Chef Curry. Klay "Kray" Thompson. Kevin ALPHArant. we already won. <cite>BoyOfBattle posted [p:886452226] in Apparently... [t:75766201]...</cite> <quote>imagine taking the time to type out this inane nonsense</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DrProfessor 09/12/17 5:51:37 AM #3:	I can't help but feel like they coulda left your pants on for that... --- I have a doctorate in professoring. <cite>DrProfessor posted [p:886452264] in Apparently... [t:75766201]...</cite> <quote>I can't help but feel like they coulda left your pants on for that...</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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