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LovingPacifist 09/25/17 1:59:38 PM #1:	I've got a friend who is married now and doesn't pick up chicks anymore who insists that it's worked like 7/10 of the time he does it. Basically, he tells me to get a girl over, and even if you haven't put an arm around her or whatever, if you've got light dim, got a movie on, etc, usually if you take it out and she sees it it'll trigger something instinctual in her where she'll go for it. Tells me that it's worked most of the time, the times that it didn't work it was just a date ender, no call back, chick didn't call the cops on him or anything. Also, that since you're doing it in your house it isn't illegal. I don't believe him and I don't intend on doing it myself, but I don't know where to research it. he claims it's tied biologically and that's why the success rate. Has anyone ever tried this? --- Peace....love....and Understanding - The Three Fundamental Elements of Pacifism. <cite>LovingPacifist posted [p:887265690] in Does whipp... [t:75812961]...</cite> <quote>I've got a friend who is married now and doesn't pick up chicks anymore who insists that it's worked like 7/10 of the time he does it. Basically, he tells me to get a girl over, and even if you haven't put an arm around her or whatever, if you've got light dim, got a movie on, etc, usually if you take it out and she sees it it'll trigger something instinctual in her where she'll go for it. Tells me that it's worked most of the time, the times that it didn't work it was just a date ender, no call back, chick didn't call the cops on him or anything. Also, that since you're doing it in your house it isn't illegal. I don't believe him and I don't intend on doing it myself, but I don't know where to research it. he claims it's tied biologically and that's why the success rate. Has anyone ever tried this?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
mhbigboss 09/25/17 2:03:18 PM #2:	He must've had bad luck if it only worked 7/10 of the times. --- PSN NNID and Steam: hartzheim. 3DS FC: 0259 0369 7760 IGN: Mike <cite>mhbigboss posted [p:887265896] in Does whipp... [t:75812961]...</cite> <quote>He must've had bad luck if it only worked 7/10 of the times.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
OpheliaAdenade 09/25/17 2:03:45 PM #3:	Yea, absolutely. Give it a try next time. --- http://imgur.com/Q6Qj55q <cite>OpheliaAdenade posted [p:887265919] in Does whipp... [t:75812961]...</cite> <quote>Yea, absolutely. Give it a try next time.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
N1NJAREB0RN 09/25/17 2:04:14 PM #4:	IDK. I mean if they came over to your place to hang out chances are they are into you. So I could see it working sometimes, but idk about 7/10 times. --- PSN: N1NJAREB0RN <cite>N1NJAREB0RN posted [p:887265940] in Does whipp... [t:75812961]...</cite> <quote>IDK. I mean if they came over to your place to hang out chances are they are into you. So I could see it working sometimes, but idk about 7/10 times.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Virus731 09/25/17 2:04:38 PM #5:	it's better than what I do half the time which is invite a girl over get them on my bed and not do anything for 5-6 hours because I didn't know I had the go-ahead --- I hope this **in' world **in' burns away And I'd kill you all if I had my way <cite>Virus731 posted [p:887265958] in Does whipp... [t:75812961]...</cite> <quote>it's better than what I do half the time which is invite a girl over get them on my bed and not do anything for 5-6 hours because I didn't know I had the go-ahead</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
saspa 09/25/17 2:07:55 PM #6:	The Naked Man? --- http://i.imgur.com/0UFI0T9.jpg <cite>saspa posted [p:887266115] in Does whipp... [t:75812961]...</cite> <quote>The Naked Man?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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CensorErik 09/25/17 2:08:54 PM #8:	I'm sure this would have no negative consequences at all. LovingPacifist posted... ...chick didn't call the cops on him or anything. Exactly. XD --- The horizon tries, but it's just not as kind on the eyes... LA Rams 2-1 <cite>CensorErik posted [p:887266153] in Does whipp... [t:75812961]...</cite> <quote>I'm sure this would have no negative consequences at all. <cite>LovingPacifist posted...</cite> <quote>...chick didn't call the cops on him or anything.</quote> Exactly. XD</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Jiggy101011 09/25/17 2:10:13 PM #9:	Virus731 posted... it's better than what I do half the time which is invite a girl over get them on my bed and not do anything for 5-6 hours because I didn't know I had the go-ahead We have all been there lol. --- Gamertag: F1RE v2 PSN ID: F1REx Man got me a 9 and she sexy. <cite>Jiggy101011 posted [p:887266217] in Does whipp... [t:75812961]...</cite> <quote><cite>Virus731 posted...</cite> <quote>it's better than what I do half the time which is invite a girl over get them on my bed and not do anything for 5-6 hours because I didn't know I had the go-ahead</quote> We have all been there lol.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
VectorChaos 09/25/17 2:13:18 PM #10:	I knew someone who would strike up casual conversation with a girl in a perfectly normal manner, then just suddenly blurt out "so you into fuckin'?" ~~it actually worked sometimes >_>~~ --- PSN VectorChaos http://i.imgur.com/ftMERkZ.jpg XBL Vector Chaos http://i.imgur.com/10hWZ95.png http://i.imgur.com/MZMOLx0.jpg http://i.imgur.com/R2jRl8F.jpg <cite>VectorChaos posted [p:887266382] in Does whipp... [t:75812961]...</cite> <quote>I knew someone who would strike up casual conversation with a girl in a perfectly normal manner, then just suddenly blurt out "so you into fuckin'?" it actually worked sometimes >_></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
REMercsChamp 09/25/17 3:24:18 PM #11:	I mean he didn't even get arrested, the proof is right there isn't it? --- https://cdn.meme.am/instances/500x/35939727.jpg <cite>REMercsChamp posted [p:887270567] in Does whipp... [t:75812961]...</cite> <quote>I mean he didn't even get arrested, the proof is right there isn't it?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
philsov 09/25/17 3:36:18 PM #12:	LovingPacifist posted... it's tied biologically lmao ~ I mean, it works sometimes and it doesn't others. There's plenty of conversation/flirting that can happen either before she arrives or during, so whipping it out is often corollary to that. Success with zero pretext is met with a similar success rate. --- Remember that I won't rest, 'til we share the same tense Just know, to me, you're better late than never again. <cite>philsov posted [p:887271316] in Does whipp... [t:75812961]...</cite> <quote><cite>LovingPacifist posted...</cite> <quote> it's tied biologically</quote> lmao ~ I mean, it works sometimes and it doesn't others. There's plenty of conversation/flirting that can happen either before she arrives or during, so whipping it out is often corollary to that. Success with zero pretext is met with a similar success rate.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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CensorErik 09/26/17 1:02:32 AM #15:	DuranOfForcena posted... how do you even work up a presentable boner when you're just sitting there doing nothing anyway? Oh, it should be hard? --- The horizon tries, but it's just not as kind on the eyes... LA Rams 2-1 <cite>CensorErik posted [p:887303129] in Does whipp... [t:75812961]...</cite> <quote><cite>DuranOfForcena posted...</cite> <quote>how do you even work up a presentable boner when you're just sitting there doing nothing anyway?</quote> Oh, it should be hard?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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YourDrunkFather 09/26/17 1:05:24 AM #17:	What happens the other 3/10 times? --- One bourbon,one scotch,one beer <cite>YourDrunkFather posted [p:887303241] in Does whipp... [t:75812961]...</cite> <quote>What happens the other 3/10 times?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Johnny_Nutcase 09/26/17 1:05:44 AM #18:	I just get up and whip it back and forth and it makes a loud clapping sound "Cheer on I says to that bitch!!" --- I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson <cite>Johnny_Nutcase posted [p:887303260] in Does whipp... [t:75812961]...</cite> <quote>I just get up and whip it back and forth and it makes a loud clapping sound "Cheer on I says to that bitch!!"</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CensorErik 09/26/17 1:06:55 AM #19:	DuranOfForcena posted... CensorErik posted... DuranOfForcena posted... how do you even work up a presentable boner when you're just sitting there doing nothing anyway? Oh, it should be hard? well i don't think you're gonna get very far whippin out a flaccid dick.... I mean, I wouldn't want to frighten the poor woman with a monster the first time she sees it. --- The horizon tries, but it's just not as kind on the eyes... LA Rams 2-1 <cite>CensorErik posted [p:887303292] in Does whipp... [t:75812961]...</cite> <quote><cite>DuranOfForcena posted...</cite> <quote><cite>CensorErik posted...</cite> <quote><cite>DuranOfForcena posted...</cite> <quote>how do you even work up a presentable boner when you're just sitting there doing nothing anyway?</quote> Oh, it should be hard?</quote> well i don't think you're gonna get very far whippin out a flaccid dick....</quote> I mean, I wouldn't want to frighten the poor woman with a monster the first time she sees it.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CensorErik 09/26/17 1:07:24 AM #20:	Johnny_Nutcase posted... I just get up and whip it back and forth and it makes a loud clapping sound "Cheer on I says to that bitch!!" XD --- The horizon tries, but it's just not as kind on the eyes... LA Rams 2-1 <cite>CensorErik posted [p:887303310] in Does whipp... [t:75812961]...</cite> <quote><cite>Johnny_Nutcase posted...</cite> <quote>I just get up and whip it back and forth and it makes a loud clapping sound "Cheer on I says to that bitch!!"</quote> XD</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
teepan95 09/26/17 1:08:19 AM #21:	to impress a chick do the helicopter dick --- http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/1060-homework-helpers - come drop by! XCV - https://i.imgtc.com/eNQuMuo.png <cite>teepan95 posted [p:887303334] in Does whipp... [t:75812961]...</cite> <quote>to impress a chick do the helicopter dick</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Johnny_Nutcase 09/26/17 1:10:35 AM #22:	teepan95 posted... to impress a chick do the helicopter dick Tried that. She gets her damn hair caught in it and it's like trying to untangle christmas lights. --- I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson <cite>Johnny_Nutcase posted [p:887303420] in Does whipp... [t:75812961]...</cite> <quote><cite>teepan95 posted...</cite> <quote>to impress a chick do the helicopter dick</quote> Tried that. She gets her damn hair caught in it and it's like trying to untangle christmas lights.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
samurai bandit 09/26/17 2:20:39 AM #23:	Seems like friend watched too much How I met your mother --- Go and watch Ef ~ A tale of memories now! <cite>samurai bandit posted [p:887305804] in Does whipp... [t:75812961]...</cite> <quote>Seems like friend watched too much How I met your mother</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NadYobWoc 09/26/17 2:37:49 AM #24:	Virus731 posted... it's better than what I do half the time which is invite a girl over get them on my bed and not do anything for 5-6 hours because I didn't know I had the go-ahead You're triggering some high school flash backs for me, I feel your pain. --- Cowboy Dan's a major player in the cowboy scene <cite>NadYobWoc posted [p:887306254] in Does whipp... [t:75812961]...</cite> <quote><cite>Virus731 posted...</cite> <quote>it's better than what I do half the time which is invite a girl over get them on my bed and not do anything for 5-6 hours because I didn't know I had the go-ahead</quote> You're triggering some high school flash backs for me, I feel your pain.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
snakes_righteye 09/26/17 2:50:09 AM #25:	All those guys I talked to in prison said it worked all the time. --- Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken! <cite>snakes_righteye posted [p:887306602] in Does whipp... [t:75812961]...</cite> <quote>All those guys I talked to in prison said it worked all the time.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DocDelicious 09/26/17 2:56:35 AM #26:	If it's impressive enough, sure. --- o7 Let strength be granted so the world might be mended. <cite>DocDelicious posted [p:887306756] in Does whipp... [t:75812961]...</cite> <quote>If it's impressive enough, sure.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Jerry_Hellyeah 09/26/17 2:57:19 AM #27:	Hey, how about you just fuck the chick <cite>Jerry_Hellyeah posted [p:887306781] in Does whipp... [t:75812961]...</cite> <quote>Hey, how about you just fuck the chick</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CensorErik 09/26/17 12:17:57 PM #28:	Jerry_Hellyeah posted... Hey, how about you just f* the chick Not sure how this can be achieved without whipping it out at some point. Do you want to add a word or two before f? --- The horizon tries, but it's just not as kind on the eyes...* LA Rams 2-1 <cite>CensorErik posted [p:887323530] in Does whipp... [t:75812961]...</cite> <quote><cite>Jerry_Hellyeah posted...</cite> <quote>Hey, how about you just f* the chick</quote> Not sure how this can be achieved without whipping it out at some point. Do you want to add a word or two before f*?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Bagamak 09/26/17 7:47:27 PM #29:	TC is ruining his storyline. He's supposed to be a smooth ladiesman that is always getting getting laid with a different girl every week, and he also gets in fights all the time. why would someone like that need to try something stupid like this? major plot hole in the saga of Loving Pacifist <cite>Bagamak posted [p:887350174] in Does whipp... [t:75812961]...</cite> <quote>TC is ruining his storyline. He's supposed to be a smooth ladiesman that is always getting getting laid with a different girl every week, and he also gets in fights all the time. why would someone like that need to try something stupid like this? major plot hole in the saga of Loving Pacifist</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
teepan95 09/27/17 12:56:33 AM #30:	CensorErik posted... Jerry_Hellyeah posted... Hey, how about you just f* the chick Not sure how this can be achieved without whipping it out at some point. Do you want to add a word or two before f? RIGHT THROUGH HIS PANTS --- http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/1060-homework-helpers - come drop by! XCV* - https://i.imgtc.com/eNQuMuo.png <cite>teepan95 posted [p:887366601] in Does whipp... [t:75812961]...</cite> <quote><cite>CensorErik posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Jerry_Hellyeah posted...</cite> <quote> Hey, how about you just f* the chick</quote> Not sure how this can be achieved without whipping it out at some point. Do you want to add a word or two before f*?</quote> RIGHT THROUGH HIS PANTS</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
C_Pain 09/27/17 12:58:00 AM #31:	XD funny joke topic my man --- How quaint. <cite>C_Pain posted [p:887366659] in Does whipp... [t:75812961]...</cite> <quote>XD funny joke topic my man</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TheJBD 09/27/17 12:58:18 AM #32:	Up until the point you do it to the girl with the mace. DickMaced. --- "i don't get recreational boners" -Philoktetes "it still feels good getting your butt eaten through a barrier." -Blumenkraft <cite>TheJBD posted [p:887366667] in Does whipp... [t:75812961]...</cite> <quote>Up until the point you do it to the girl with the mace. DickMaced.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Syntheticon 09/27/17 1:04:49 AM #33:	Virus731 posted... get them on my bed There's your hint, pal. --- Mod me? You don't even know me! <cite>Syntheticon posted [p:887366910] in Does whipp... [t:75812961]...</cite> <quote><cite>Virus731 posted...</cite> <quote>get them on my bed</quote> There's your hint, pal.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Syntheticon 09/27/17 1:05:55 AM #34:	Johnny_Nutcase posted... teepan95 posted... to impress a chick do the helicopter dick Tried that. She gets her damn hair caught in it and it's like trying to untangle christmas lights. Genuinely kekd --- Mod me? You don't even know me! <cite>Syntheticon posted [p:887366953] in Does whipp... [t:75812961]...</cite> <quote><cite>Johnny_Nutcase posted...</cite> <quote><cite>teepan95 posted...</cite> <quote>to impress a chick do the helicopter dick</quote> Tried that. She gets her damn hair caught in it and it's like trying to untangle christmas lights.</quote> Genuinely kekd</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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