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YoshitoKikuchi
09/26/17 8:35:31 PM
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What rules would you have for people dating your teenage daughter? Would it be any of these?

http://disney.wikia.com/wiki/8_Simple_Rules

1. Use your hands on my daughter and you'll lose them after.

2. You make her cry, I make you cry.

3. Safe sex is a myth. Anything you try will be hazardous to your health.

4. Bring her home late, there's no next date.

5. If you pull into my driveway and honk, you better be dropping off a package because you're sure not picking anything up. (Alternative rule #5: Only delivery men honk. Dates ring the doorbell. Once.)

6. No complaining while you're waiting for her. If you're bored, change my oil.

7. If your pants hang off your hips, I'll gladly secure them with my staple gun.

8. Dates must be in crowded public places. You want romance? Read a book.

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VandorLee
09/26/17 8:38:06 PM
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Yeah, enforce these rules and shell find the WORST guy and bang his brains out just to spite you. This doesnt work.
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Duncanwii
09/26/17 8:38:52 PM
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You need to understand that at a point overprotectiveness will just push her away. You need to trust she'll make the right decisions on her own.
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lFollowTheToS
09/26/17 8:40:18 PM
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I will be.
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YoshitoKikuchi
09/26/17 8:44:50 PM
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lFollowTheToS posted...
I will be.


Good luck
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WizardPowers
09/26/17 8:47:03 PM
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raising a girl seems better overall. The teen years suck but the rest is better than raising a boy.
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VandorLee
09/26/17 8:47:43 PM
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WizardPowers posted...
raising a girl seems better overall. The teen years suck but the rest is better than raising a boy.


THIS! YES! I have a daughter.
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CanuckCowboy
09/26/17 8:48:04 PM
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Duncanwii posted...
You need to understand that at a point overprotectiveness will just push her away. You need to trust she'll make the right decisions on her own.


This.

Just do your best to ensure she has some sense and self worth and don't intervene unless it's necessary.
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DifferentialEquation
09/26/17 8:49:47 PM
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I wouldn't really make any rules other than perhaps a general curfew rule. I'd try to treat her like an adult and give her as much freedom as possible along with the understanding that if she accidentally gets pregnant then she'll get kicked out of the house.
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CanuckCowboy
09/26/17 8:50:26 PM
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DifferentialEquation posted...
I wouldn't really make any rules other than perhaps a general curfew rule. I'd try to treat her like an adult and give her as much freedom as possible along with the understanding that if she accidentally gets pregnant then she'll get kicked out of the house.


That's literally the worst possible way to handle it but ok.
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Choco
09/26/17 9:15:07 PM
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"my daughter's sexuality belongs to me"

some people are so fucking creepy
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Solar_Crimson
09/26/17 9:17:23 PM
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CanuckCowboy posted...
DifferentialEquation posted...
I wouldn't really make any rules other than perhaps a general curfew rule. I'd try to treat her like an adult and give her as much freedom as possible along with the understanding that if she accidentally gets pregnant then she'll get kicked out of the house.


That's literally the worst possible way to handle it but ok.

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prince_leo
09/26/17 9:17:48 PM
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DifferentialEquation posted...
if she accidentally gets pregnant then she'll get kicked out of the house.

lol
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DifferentialEquation
09/26/17 9:26:58 PM
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CanuckCowboy posted...
DifferentialEquation posted...
I wouldn't really make any rules other than perhaps a general curfew rule. I'd try to treat her like an adult and give her as much freedom as possible along with the understanding that if she accidentally gets pregnant then she'll get kicked out of the house.


That's literally the worst possible way to handle it but ok.


The way I see it, there two likely outcomes from this and either one would be good.

1) Being out on her own toughens/wises her up, she learns how to be a responsible adult and takes good care of her kid.
2) She fails and is completely unfit to raise the kid on her own. In which case I can try to get the kid taken away from her and raise it myself.
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Choco
09/26/17 9:29:28 PM
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DifferentialEquation posted...
1) Being out on her own toughens/wises her up, she learns how to be a responsible adult and takes good care of her kid.

so because you're unable to raise your child, you hope the streets to do that for you. k.
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Solar_Crimson
09/26/17 9:42:37 PM
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DifferentialEquation posted...
1) Being out on her own toughens/wises her up, she learns how to be a responsible adult and takes good care of her kid.
2) She fails and is completely unfit to raise the kid on her own. In which case I can try to get the kid taken away from her and raise it myself.

CanuckCowboy posted...
That's literally the worst possible way to handle it but ok.

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voldothegr8
09/26/17 9:45:06 PM
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Only one rule

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Kelystic
09/26/17 9:45:48 PM
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i dislike the fact that they use the real life death of the father actor as a plot
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lilORANG
09/26/17 9:46:56 PM
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I'd probably make a rule about wearing leggings w/o underwear bc as her father I certainly don't want to see her vag, and I don't want teenage boys seeing it either.

Other than that, as long as she gets good grades it's whatev.
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leebul
09/26/17 9:51:09 PM
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prince_leo
09/26/17 9:57:13 PM
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voldothegr8 posted...
Only one rule

cZyEjG2

I get the feeling that they're making fun of the nuts who go crazy to protect their daughters
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lilORANG
09/26/17 9:58:26 PM
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prince_leo posted...
voldothegr8 posted...
Only one rule

cZyEjG2

I get the feeling that they're making fun of the nuts who go crazy to protect their daughters

why is that kid's tie so fucking short like have some respect ffs
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Cleo_II
09/26/17 9:59:55 PM
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My parents were insanely strict.

I just did everything behind their backs. Including living with my husband before we got married, for almost 2 years.

They also think I waited for marriage before having sex. LOL.
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LittleRoyal
09/26/17 10:03:18 PM
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VandorLee posted...
Yeah, enforce these rules and shell find the WORST guy and bang his brains out just to spite you. This doesnt work.

I mean I didnt.

Sooo
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YoshitoKikuchi
09/27/17 12:13:34 AM
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bump
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YoshitoKikuchi
09/27/17 10:15:15 AM
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bump
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YoshitoKikuchi
09/27/17 1:21:02 PM
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fenderbender321 posted...
I can imagine having a teenage daughter. And I can imagine that teenage daughter bringing over her 'barely legal to bang' teenage friends. And I can imagine myself banging those friends...with a really big smile on my face.


o.O
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OpheliaAdenade
09/27/17 1:26:12 PM
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So basically... dads get cucked when their daughter starts dating?
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Behaviorism
09/27/17 1:34:27 PM
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OpheliaAdenade posted...
So basically... dads get cucked when their daughter starts dating?

can there be one topic without that stupid word being used? Based on the response to my post, I guess not
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YoshitoKikuchi
09/27/17 1:37:46 PM
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Behaviorism posted...
OpheliaAdenade posted...
So basically... dads get cucked when their daughter starts dating?

can there be one topic without that stupid word being used? Based on the response to my post, I guess not


Did you see the urban dictionary definition for the term?
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Laserion
09/27/17 1:40:37 PM
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These rules should only be allowed to be issued by fathers that accept that they apply also to the girls being dated by their sons.
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EternalDivide
09/27/17 1:47:06 PM
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Can't even begin to imagine it.

But It would be over my dead body that she would be allowed to dress like a hooker the way most teenage girls dress today or date while she's still living under my roof.
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Kaname_Madoka
09/27/17 1:48:07 PM
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The rule of "if you hit her I will hit you" otherwise nah
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3khc
09/27/17 1:49:30 PM
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One rule.

Respect.
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MarqueeSeries
09/27/17 1:56:27 PM
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EternalDivide posted...
date while she's still living under my roof.

What's so bad about this? I don't understand people that have issues with the idea of their child (specifically daughter) forming healthy social bonds, especially in a setting where it's so easy for them to come to you for advice and guidance; you know, a part of parenting?
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The Top Crusader
09/27/17 2:12:10 PM
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lFollowTheToS posted...
I will be.


Me too, we should form a support group.
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gp1829
09/27/17 2:24:39 PM
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DifferentialEquation posted...
CanuckCowboy posted...
DifferentialEquation posted...
I wouldn't really make any rules other than perhaps a general curfew rule. I'd try to treat her like an adult and give her as much freedom as possible along with the understanding that if she accidentally gets pregnant then she'll get kicked out of the house.


That's literally the worst possible way to handle it but ok.


The way I see it, there two likely outcomes from this and either one would be good.

1) Being out on her own toughens/wises her up, she learns how to be a responsible adult and takes good care of her kid.
2) She fails and is completely unfit to raise the kid on her own. In which case I can try to get the kid taken away from her and raise it myself.


So if scenerio 2 happens you get to fail as a parent again?
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LittleRoyal
09/27/17 5:01:33 PM
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My dad was over protective and it upset me many times but I never rebelled like you guys seem to think everyone would
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CapnMuffin
09/27/17 5:08:12 PM
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Not looking forward to it. Winter is coming.
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Cleo_II
09/27/17 10:56:04 PM
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EternalDivide posted...
date while she's still living under my roof.

If you had a son, would you have the same rules about dating?
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