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Philoktetes 09/27/17 8:45:43 PM #1:	She was pretty hot, Latina, and probably about 23 or 24. She looked totally available and willing for me to ask her out. So when she asked what veggies I wanted on my meatball sub, I said "You are too pretty to be working here. I can't have you work another minute." She glanced at me for a few seconds, like she couldn't believe I had the balls to ask her out. Then she pushed the sandwich to the side and ignored me. I pretended like I said nothing, paid for my sandwich, and got the heck out of there --- I don't think so, Tim. ~~ Pizza Crew ~~ <cite>Philoktetes posted [p:887414627] in I tried hi... [t:75821304]...</cite> <quote>She was pretty hot, Latina, and probably about 23 or 24. She looked totally available and willing for me to ask her out. So when she asked what veggies I wanted on my meatball sub, I said "You are too pretty to be working here. I can't have you work another minute." She glanced at me for a few seconds, like she couldn't believe I had the balls to ask her out. Then she pushed the sandwich to the side and ignored me. I pretended like I said nothing, paid for my sandwich, and got the heck out of there</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DezCaughtIt 09/27/17 8:46:50 PM #2:	What a terrible line to use to hit on someone Also don't hit on people at their job --- *The user formally known as freakofnature30* ROCK FLAAAAG AND EAAAAAAAAAGLLLLLLLE <cite>DezCaughtIt posted [p:887414688] in I tried hi... [t:75821304]...</cite> <quote>What a terrible line to use to hit on someone Also don't hit on people at their job</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Johnny_Nutcase 09/27/17 8:47:02 PM #3:	Maybe she pushed the sandwich aside to show you that yeah she's done there! You blew it!!! --- I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson <cite>Johnny_Nutcase posted [p:887414695] in I tried hi... [t:75821304]...</cite> <quote>Maybe she pushed the sandwich aside to show you that yeah she's done there! You blew it!!!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Swagnificent119 09/27/17 8:47:16 PM #4:	This, did in fact, happen. --- https://i.imgtc.com/TtGOQS5.png https://i.imgtc.com/VCcd424.png <cite>Swagnificent119 posted [p:887414710] in I tried hi... [t:75821304]...</cite> <quote>This, did in fact, happen.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Philoktetes 09/27/17 9:18:02 PM #5:	DezCaughtIt posted... What a terrible line to use to hit on someone Also don't hit on people at their job then what's the appropriate time to hit on someone you like in the service industry? --- I don't think so, Tim. ~~ Pizza Crew ~~ <cite>Philoktetes posted [p:887416215] in I tried hi... [t:75821304]...</cite> <quote><cite>DezCaughtIt posted...</cite> <quote>What a terrible line to use to hit on someone Also don't hit on people at their job</quote> then what's the appropriate time to hit on someone you like in the service industry?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Coolppl Owns 09/27/17 9:19:08 PM #6:	Lol --- _.-=/Got Coolppl?\=-._ =-._\Got Coolppl?/_.-= <cite>Coolppl Owns posted [p:887416277] in I tried hi... [t:75821304]...</cite> <quote>Lol</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Keith_Valentine 09/27/17 9:19:46 PM #7:	Did you really say that? <cite>Keith_Valentine posted [p:887416312] in I tried hi... [t:75821304]...</cite> <quote>Did you really say that?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DezCaughtIt 09/27/17 9:19:52 PM #8:	Philoktetes posted... DezCaughtIt posted... What a terrible line to use to hit on someone Also don't hit on people at their job then what's the appropriate time to hit on someone you like in the service industry? When they're off? --- *The user formally known as freakofnature30* ROCK FLAAAAG AND EAAAAAAAAAGLLLLLLLE <cite>DezCaughtIt posted [p:887416319] in I tried hi... [t:75821304]...</cite> <quote><cite>Philoktetes posted...</cite> <quote><cite>DezCaughtIt posted...</cite> <quote>What a terrible line to use to hit on someone Also don't hit on people at their job</quote> then what's the appropriate time to hit on someone you like in the service industry?</quote> When they're off?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Terrelle_Pryor 09/27/17 9:21:02 PM #10:	Lol cringe. That bitch was swervin like Leo in Wolf of Wallstreet. --- Ohio State - Cleveland Browns - Cleveland Cavs <cite>Terrelle_Pryor posted [p:887416379] in I tried hi... [t:75821304]...</cite> <quote>Lol cringe. That bitch was swervin like Leo in Wolf of Wallstreet.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Guide 09/27/17 9:21:51 PM #11:	I can see the long feather in your fedora from here, tc. --- [ s p e e d b o o s t ] <cite>Guide posted [p:887416426] in I tried hi... [t:75821304]...</cite> <quote>I can see the long feather in your fedora from here, tc.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SK8T3R215 09/27/17 9:22:34 PM #13:	Stop stealing topics from LL. --- New York Knicks, New York Jets, New York Yankees. <cite>SK8T3R215 posted [p:887416471] in I tried hi... [t:75821304]...</cite> <quote>Stop stealing topics from LL.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MabusIncarnate 09/27/17 9:23:01 PM #14:	I missed the "on" the first time I read it and thought you were trying to hit a girl at Subway. --- Ten million dollars on a losing campaign Twenty million starving and writhing in pain <cite>MabusIncarnate posted [p:887416498] in I tried hi... [t:75821304]...</cite> <quote>I missed the "on" the first time I read it and thought you were trying to hit a girl at Subway.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Delirious_Beard 09/27/17 9:23:41 PM #15:	Swagnificent119 posted... This, did in fact, happen. --- http://i.imgur.com/5UL2v5u.gif "Does our ruin benefit the earth? Does it help the grass to grow, the sun to shine? Is this darkness in you, too?" <cite>Delirious_Beard posted [p:887416540] in I tried hi... [t:75821304]...</cite> <quote><cite>Swagnificent119 posted...</cite> <quote>This, did in fact, happen.</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Philoktetes 09/27/17 9:24:47 PM #16:	DezCaughtIt posted... Philoktetes posted... DezCaughtIt posted... What a terrible line to use to hit on someone Also don't hit on people at their job then what's the appropriate time to hit on someone you like in the service industry? When they're off? how the heck am i supposed to find her when she's off? --- I don't think so, Tim. ~~ Pizza Crew ~~ <cite>Philoktetes posted [p:887416604] in I tried hi... [t:75821304]...</cite> <quote><cite>DezCaughtIt posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Philoktetes posted...</cite> <quote><cite>DezCaughtIt posted...</cite> <quote>What a terrible line to use to hit on someone Also don't hit on people at their job</quote> then what's the appropriate time to hit on someone you like in the service industry?</quote> When they're off?</quote> how the heck am i supposed to find her when she's off?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MabusIncarnate 09/27/17 9:25:22 PM #17:	Philoktetes posted... DezCaughtIt posted... Philoktetes posted... DezCaughtIt posted... What a terrible line to use to hit on someone Also don't hit on people at their job then what's the appropriate time to hit on someone you like in the service industry? When they're off? how the heck am i supposed to find her when she's off? Stalk her of course --- Ten million dollars on a losing campaign Twenty million starving and writhing in pain <cite>MabusIncarnate posted [p:887416632] in I tried hi... [t:75821304]...</cite> <quote><cite>Philoktetes posted...</cite> <quote><cite>DezCaughtIt posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Philoktetes posted...</cite> <quote><cite>DezCaughtIt posted...</cite> <quote>What a terrible line to use to hit on someone Also don't hit on people at their job</quote> then what's the appropriate time to hit on someone you like in the service industry?</quote> When they're off?</quote> how the heck am i supposed to find her when she's off?</quote> Stalk her of course</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Sami1000 09/27/17 9:26:13 PM #18:	Maybe she felt embarrassed of her job the way you said it, or just got really uncomfortable, or you said it in some weird fucked up way and she got mad at you. --- Can't think any good sig <cite>Sami1000 posted [p:887416686] in I tried hi... [t:75821304]...</cite> <quote>Maybe she felt embarrassed of her job the way you said it, or just got really uncomfortable, or you said it in some weird fucked up way and she got mad at you.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Gafemage 09/27/17 9:26:49 PM #19:	Delirious_Beard posted... Swagnificent119 posted... This, did in fact, happen. --- http://imgur.com/1EOFcjn http://imgur.com/epjd8zk <cite>Gafemage posted [p:887416713] in I tried hi... [t:75821304]...</cite> <quote><cite>Delirious_Beard posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Swagnificent119 posted...</cite> <quote>This, did in fact, happen.</quote></quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Keith_Valentine 09/27/17 9:31:10 PM #20:	Philoktetes posted... She was pretty hot, Latina, and probably about 23 or 24. She looked totally available and willing for me to ask her out. So when she asked what veggies I wanted on my meatball sub, I said "You are too pretty to be working here. I can't have you work another minute." She glanced at me for a few seconds, like she couldn't believe I had the balls to ask her out. Then she pushed the sandwich to the side and ignored me. I pretended like I said nothing, paid for my sandwich, and got the heck out of there More like, she couldn't believe how incredibly condescending and awkward you were. <cite>Keith_Valentine posted [p:887416961] in I tried hi... [t:75821304]...</cite> <quote><cite>Philoktetes posted...</cite> <quote>She was pretty hot, Latina, and probably about 23 or 24. She looked totally available and willing for me to ask her out. So when she asked what veggies I wanted on my meatball sub, I said "You are too pretty to be working here. I can't have you work another minute." She glanced at me for a few seconds, like she couldn't believe I had the balls to ask her out. Then she pushed the sandwich to the side and ignored me. I pretended like I said nothing, paid for my sandwich, and got the heck out of there</quote> More like, she couldn't believe how incredibly condescending and awkward you were.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BlkPopeIseem 09/27/17 9:36:24 PM #21:	Philoktetes posted... I can't have you work another minute STOP OPPRESSING HER <cite>BlkPopeIseem posted [p:887417241] in I tried hi... [t:75821304]...</cite> <quote><cite>Philoktetes posted...</cite> <quote>I can't have you work another minute</quote> STOP OPPRESSING HER</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Fam_Fam 09/27/17 9:38:22 PM #22:	good for you for going for it. but wtf at the line you used? what does that even mean? you'd pay for her livelihood for the rest of her life? what a clown <cite>Fam_Fam posted [p:887417349] in I tried hi... [t:75821304]...</cite> <quote>good for you for going for it. but wtf at the line you used? what does that even mean? you'd pay for her livelihood for the rest of her life? what a clown</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Banjo2553 09/27/17 9:39:47 PM #23:	Hey I remember this topic. --- Game collection: http://www.backloggery.com/bakonbitz Gaming channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCwVQm69J7bGScbv3_50C0dA <cite>Banjo2553 posted [p:887417424] in I tried hi... [t:75821304]...</cite> <quote>Hey I remember this topic.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Terrelle_Pryor 09/27/17 9:54:28 PM #24:	I love how people on message boards get so bum offended if a story is made up or came from another forum. Like who gives a fuck. I'm here to be entertained for 5 minutes and the authenticity of a fucking op is not my concern. But it really makes me flaccid when every response is 'ya this happened lol' or 'nice repost.' I wanna be hard. Not soft. --- Ohio State - Cleveland Browns - Cleveland Cavs <cite>Terrelle_Pryor posted [p:887418241] in I tried hi... [t:75821304]...</cite> <quote>I love how people on message boards get so bum offended if a story is made up or came from another forum. Like who gives a fuck. I'm here to be entertained for 5 minutes and the authenticity of a fucking op is not my concern. But it really makes me flaccid when every response is 'ya this happened lol' or 'nice repost.' I wanna be hard. Not soft.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ShamblerQ 09/27/17 10:23:31 PM #25:	Philoktetes posted... She was pretty hot, Latina, and probably about 23 or 24. She looked totally available and willing for me to ask her out. So when she asked what veggies I wanted on my meatball sub, I said "You are too pretty to be working here. I can't have you work another minute." She glanced at me for a few seconds, like she couldn't believe I had the balls to ask her out. Then she pushed the sandwich to the side and ignored me. I pretended like I said nothing, paid for my sandwich, and got the heck out of there TBH, she was probably a bitch anyway, so you didn't miss out. It's not like you asked what her panty size was for her to ignore you, so she at least could've had some class and responded back. --- http://i.imgur.com/1mXXnbo.gif <cite>ShamblerQ posted [p:887419756] in I tried hi... [t:75821304]...</cite> <quote><cite>Philoktetes posted...</cite> <quote>She was pretty hot, Latina, and probably about 23 or 24. She looked totally available and willing for me to ask her out. So when she asked what veggies I wanted on my meatball sub, I said "You are too pretty to be working here. I can't have you work another minute." She glanced at me for a few seconds, like she couldn't believe I had the balls to ask her out. Then she pushed the sandwich to the side and ignored me. I pretended like I said nothing, paid for my sandwich, and got the heck out of there</quote> TBH, she was probably a bitch anyway, so you didn't miss out. It's not like you asked what her panty size was for her to ignore you, so she at least could've had some class and responded back.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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