Current Events > Let's be real, if you ain't packing at least 10 inches dont even think of dating

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mortimerjames
09/28/17 12:05:16 AM
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She'll let you be her sugar daddy but she's getting real d from a guy like me.
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DonaldClinton
09/28/17 12:06:59 AM
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Fake news. The wimenz seem to like my 6 1/2 inches
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cellus523
09/28/17 12:07:56 AM
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Slow day Morty.
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KStateKing17
09/28/17 12:11:57 AM
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You're 10 inches? You can't even stay fully erect lol
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Letron_James
09/28/17 12:12:31 AM
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lmfao lil dick tc

try 12 or gtfo
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TheJBD
09/28/17 12:14:05 AM
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Sure, but can you play the piano?
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boxington
09/28/17 12:14:42 AM
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if you're not packin, you're slackin
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BootyGif
09/28/17 12:15:52 AM
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if you're not 7 ft with a 50" penis and 80 Bajillion dollars ur a scrub
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Kanaya413
09/28/17 12:21:20 AM
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If he's got a tongue and fingers he can put those to use too
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mortimerjames
09/28/17 12:26:55 AM
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Kanaya413 posted...
If he's got a tongue and fingers he can put those to use too

That can never fully satisfy a woman
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badasstion
09/28/17 12:28:58 AM
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27" here

flaccid
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Kanaya413
09/28/17 12:29:39 AM
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mortimerjames posted...
Kanaya413 posted...
If he's got a tongue and fingers he can put those to use too

That can never fully satisfy a woman

If he can make me come, I'm satisfied
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serene_risa
09/28/17 12:30:00 AM
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Stop dream-typing and go back to bed.
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Squidkids
09/28/17 12:32:07 AM
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Stange, trump has a wife, so i think this claim is false
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mortimerjames
09/28/17 1:11:48 AM
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Kanaya413 posted...
mortimerjames posted...
Kanaya413 posted...
If he's got a tongue and fingers he can put those to use too

That can never fully satisfy a woman

If he can make me come, I'm satisfied

Don't sell your climax short
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Gamer99z
09/28/17 1:13:02 AM
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Girth > Length
And I say that as someone with very above average length but average girth.
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