Current Events > What's the weirdest thing a chick has let you do to her in bed?

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I stuck my penis in her vaginer
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eston posted...

I stuck my penis in her vaginer

doesn't get much weirder than that.
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Pour chocolate syrup on her body. Boy was that a mistake
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I had an ex who was giving me a blowie and decided to put her tits around my hog like i was gonna peg her chest....it was kinda offputting really. Felt like i was one of those creeps who fuck belly buttons and fat rolls. Never again.
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There were a couple of times the weirdness escalated to a level that I had to nope the fuck out of. Examples

- that time a woman wanted me to hold a loaded revolver to her head while doing it (finger on the trigger and everything)
- this other girl wanted me to take razor blades to her back and then stitch up the wounds with hyperdermic needles through the skin
- same chick wanted to covertly drug me with lsd and tie me up and carry out a heavy sadist scene.
- This other woman wanted to crossdress me and have a group of black guys come over and "use" me.
- someone on fetlife asked if I had a dog and if I would get it to fuck her.

Whole lot of lolnope in this world.
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Wanted me to choke her.... Yeeeaaahhhh, I'm not into that at all. Deprivation of oxygen is not something to play with.

pinky0926 posted...

There were a couple of times the weirdness escalated to a level that I had to nope the fuck out of. Examples

- that time a woman wanted me to hold a loaded revolver to her head while doing it (finger on the trigger and everything)
- this other girl wanted me to take razor blades to her back and then stitch up the wounds with hyperdermic needles through the skin
- same chick wanted to covertly drug me with lsd and tie me up and carry out a heavy sadist scene.
- This other woman wanted to crossdress me and have a group of black guys come over and "use" me.
- someone on fetlife asked if I had a dog and if I would get it to fuck her.

Whole lot of lolnope in this world.

Ummm you might want to rethink your future choices really really good. Like write an essay on why you want to do them. Get them peer reviewed and published. Read that in published form. Take a step back and then decide.

wesastro911 posted...

pinky0926 posted...

There were a couple of times the weirdness escalated to a level that I had to nope the fuck out of. Examples

- that time a woman wanted me to hold a loaded revolver to her head while doing it (finger on the trigger and everything)
- this other girl wanted me to take razor blades to her back and then stitch up the wounds with hyperdermic needles through the skin
- same chick wanted to covertly drug me with lsd and tie me up and carry out a heavy sadist scene.
- This other woman wanted to crossdress me and have a group of black guys come over and "use" me.
- someone on fetlife asked if I had a dog and if I would get it to fuck her.

Whole lot of lolnope in this world.

Ummm you might want to rethink your future choices really really good. Like write an essay on why you want to do them. Get them peer reviewed and published. Read that in published form. Take a step back and then decide.

I regret none of it to be honest. They were just kinkier than I would ever be, but otherwise respectful of boundaries and sanity.
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wesastro911 posted...

Wanted me to choke her.... Yeeeaaahhhh, I'm not into that at all. Deprivation of oxygen is not something to play with.

Youre really missing out . I respect you don't like that, but it is extremely satisfying. You don't have to strangle her, duh.. just a nice squeeze. Do it when shes having an orgasm, it's next level . 2 cents

This isn't the weirdest but it's a funny story. I Was going down on this chick and her baby kept crying. So we got the baby in the bed by us .. and she held the babies hand, while I held her hand, and finished her off. Lol

Keith_Valentine posted...

This isn't the weirdest but it's a funny story. I Was going down on this chick and her baby kept crying. So we got the baby in the bed by us .. and she held the babies hand, while I held her hand, and finished her off. Lol

Yikes.
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TullyBlanchard posted...

Keith_Valentine posted...

This isn't the weirdest but it's a funny story. I Was going down on this chick and her baby kept crying. So we got the baby in the bed by us .. and she held the babies hand, while I held her hand, and finished her off. Lol

Yikes.

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Probably the chick that wanted me to choke her. I know a lot of people like that but it was just weird as shit to me.

And I've eaten a lot of food off of girls, I don't know if that's weird or not.
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Villain posted...

TullyBlanchard posted...

Keith_Valentine posted...

This isn't the weirdest but it's a funny story. I Was going down on this chick and her baby kept crying. So we got the baby in the bed by us .. and she held the babies hand, while I held her hand, and finished her off. Lol

Yikes.

OK nothing will top this....